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Nills Lagerbaak
16-11-2005, 14:40:47
"Maths and alcohol don't mix! This Christmas, please don't drink and derive."

Japher
16-11-2005, 15:06:53
harhar

Venom
16-11-2005, 15:17:05
Math and ethonol do mix however. That's how we got rockets.

King_Ghidra
16-11-2005, 15:18:47
you have rockets?! *runs to the shelter*

Funko
16-11-2005, 15:26:26
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
"Maths and alcohol don't mix! This Christmas, please don't drink and derive."

:lol:

MoSe
16-11-2005, 15:29:37
We know, we know from experience....

remember that RT CG meeting, what someone's AE kept talkin about all the time with his pint in hand?

Venom
16-11-2005, 15:48:05
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
you have rockets?! *runs to the shelter*

Only with a 500 yard range right now. Do you live within 500 yards of me?

Japher
16-11-2005, 15:49:14
It is hazardous to anyone's health to live that close to you

Venom
16-11-2005, 15:58:06
I can launch a 230 pound rocket 500 yards with next to no accuracy. I think I can conquer France.

Japher
16-11-2005, 16:00:15
you don't even need the rocket

Venom
16-11-2005, 16:02:27
But it's cool!

MoSe
16-11-2005, 16:06:48
Originally posted by Venom
I can launch a 230 pound rocket

human cannonball, are you talking about yourself in 3rd person?

Venom
16-11-2005, 16:09:00
230 is like half of me.

Japher
16-11-2005, 16:09:12
230 pounds? A little light for Venom

MoSe
16-11-2005, 16:11:40
ah, so you shed a half of you, you launch it, and then you regrow it.
Specialised evolution!

King_Ghidra
16-11-2005, 16:13:35
230lb probably just about covers the congealed meat mass that represents a day's nutrition for venom

Greg W
16-11-2005, 22:42:37
It's probably the weight of one of his turds. No wonder anyone living within 500 yards is worried.

Funko
17-11-2005, 11:41:13
He's like the creature in Black and White 2. Should I poop on this villager?

Venom
17-11-2005, 13:12:26
You always shit on a villager.

Tizzy
17-11-2005, 13:18:36
Unless you get slapped so hard you fall over.
Then you learn not to.

Funko
17-11-2005, 13:19:32
I am well trained.

Venom
17-11-2005, 13:34:43
I am not.