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Funko
15-11-2005, 17:05:12
Postulate

If you leave a marshall 4*12 speaker cabinet in your bedroom for a night (say during a party) directly in front of the small portable CRT Television in that room it will have no effect on the television.

Experimental Method

Leave a big fuckoff speaker in front of your TV in your bedroom for approximately 8 hours.

Results

The next day the tv shows markedly sub-optimal colourisation. Peoples faces become purple (no matter their natural tone) blonde hair goes green etc.

Conclusion

Don't do it!


Repair

Experiment with other speaker devices in the bedroom, eg a small portable radio and move it into different positions around the portable television and see if this improves the situation. Concentrate on directions opposite to the direction in which the speaker was placed.

Once you find somewhere that magically fixes the picture perfectly, leave the portable radio there overnight and in the morning it should work perfectly.

:beer:

Lurker the Second
15-11-2005, 17:10:02
Jes, and cut the other arm off, too, for better balance.

Funko
15-11-2005, 17:27:58
It worked. It's fixed. Woo.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
15-11-2005, 19:09:20
Science rules - FAX!

MDA
15-11-2005, 19:19:53
:lol: big magnets in those big fuckoff speakers

leaving a magnetized screwdriver near the screen can leave an odd-colored spot, too

Drekkus
15-11-2005, 20:35:09
4*12 = 36!

Lazarus and the Gimp
15-11-2005, 22:11:35
Of course, the picture will sort itself without any of that dicking around with portable radios.

Funko
16-11-2005, 09:33:38
Possibly. I'll need to do a new experiment for that. But that radio moving fixed it instantly which was good for watching TV right at that moment (without purple faced Bill Bailey...)

Tizzy
16-11-2005, 09:36:46
Originally posted by Funko
Possibly. I'll need to do a new experiment for that.

No, I don't think you do.

Funko
16-11-2005, 09:39:54
You're no scientist. :(

mr.G
16-11-2005, 09:46:34
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Jes, and cut the other arm off, too, for better balance. :lol:

mr.G
16-11-2005, 09:58:53
Originally posted by Tizzy
No, I don't think you do. tssssssssk let the boy play..........

MoSe
16-11-2005, 10:05:49
it's not rocket science

mr.G
16-11-2005, 10:08:00
not even propeller science

MDA
16-11-2005, 12:35:51
Its propeller hat science.

MDA
16-11-2005, 12:38:00
.

Drekkus
16-11-2005, 12:45:17
Where did you find that pic of Beta1?

Funko
16-11-2005, 13:09:38
Isn't it Maroule?

Venom
16-11-2005, 13:13:15
Another important discovery.

Chris
16-11-2005, 13:13:55
Science is gay.

Funko
16-11-2005, 13:14:43
Does that mean Chris is science?

Venom
16-11-2005, 13:17:39
Science is gay in the prison sense of gay. It will ass rape you if it has to, but sometimes it will shank you to.

I don't even know what that means, but it's true.

Chris
16-11-2005, 13:18:13
Yes...yes it is.