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Lazarus and the Gimp
13-11-2005, 20:56:35
I fail to see the connection there. Let me break it down so you can understand.
1. Everyone is allowed to marry a person of the opposite sex
2. This homosexualist movement wants MORE rights than straight people in that they also want to be able to marry someone of the same sex, yet they go under the banner of wanting equality when in fact they want special treatment.

Simple, no?

Lazarus and the Gimp
13-11-2005, 20:57:38
So, I was just watching the History channel, and they showed an ancient Roman coin... It had B.C. written on it. I thought that was strange, because... how would they know?

Spartak@CPH
13-11-2005, 21:07:50
Oyeee Poleee

Lazarus and the Gimp
13-11-2005, 21:10:45
Nope. None came from there.

Lazarus and the Gimp
13-11-2005, 21:13:44
Fucking lying shit. How dare you try to paint me as some kind of fucking uber-troll? I was no different from anyone else and you know it, you DISGUSTING, DISGUSTING scumbag. If I'd been banned just on your say-so, like you wanted, it would have been even worse than the present situation. Right now I'm taking the fall for what other people have done around me. In your scenario, I'd have been banned ON A WHIM, for doing NOTHING WRONG, just because you don't like my FACE. Well, FUCK YOU, shitpiece. You'd better not be a mod or an admin. Fucking megalomaniac. How DARE you?

Lazarus and the Gimp
13-11-2005, 21:18:43
http://www.flyingbadger.net/misc/clockspider2.jpg

Beta1
13-11-2005, 22:06:01
holey fuck thats a big spider

Colon
13-11-2005, 22:08:04
Maybe the perspective is deceiving.

KrazyHorse@home
13-11-2005, 22:22:29
I fail to see the connection there. Let me break it down so you can understand.
1. Everyone is allowed to marry a person of the opposite sex
2. This homosexualist movement wants MORE rights than straight people in that they also want to be able to marry someone of the same sex, yet they go under the banner of wanting equality when in fact they want special treatment.

Simple, no?

Proper response:

No, they want straight people to be able to marry somebody of the same sex too. I'd think you'd be in favour of a plan which would allow you to fulfill your dreams of being hammered all night long by a swarthy eye-tie within the confines of marriage while maintaining a facade of heterosexuality, you giant poofta.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
13-11-2005, 22:23:01
Oh Venom! Come look at this thread!

Moderately sized spider, if you ask me. Legs are a bit long though.

Colon
13-11-2005, 22:25:22
Agreed. It's always the legs that make spiders seem big.

self biased
13-11-2005, 22:56:25
it looks like a relative of clockspider.

alsieboo
13-11-2005, 23:37:28
I hate all spiders, and you know those ones with the long spindley legs that you can hardly see that just look pure evil and can run like the wind? :shudder: they're the worst. Apart from big ass hairy ones that crawl real slow, it's like they're just dragging out the whole process of scaring you because they enjoy it, the sick motherfuckers

Koshko
13-11-2005, 23:51:28
Meh just get some toilet paper and squish them with it.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
14-11-2005, 09:08:45
Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
Proper response:

No, they want straight people to be able to marry somebody of the same sex too. I'd think you'd be in favour of a plan which would allow you to fulfill your dreams of being hammered all night long by a swarthy eye-tie within the confines of marriage while maintaining a facade of heterosexuality, you giant poofta.

Well, I'd just ask him if he would feel discriminated if everyone could only marry a person of the same sex....

Drekkus
14-11-2005, 09:36:29
That second quote from Laz is a very good question though!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
14-11-2005, 09:50:04
The Jesus Conspiracy!

Funko
14-11-2005, 10:03:19
Originally posted by Drekkus
That second quote from Laz is a very good question though!

Either the poster is retarded and it didn't say BC on it or the BC meant something else. 100 Bs?

Gary
14-11-2005, 10:16:26
I like the quote from 21:13. I think I'll save it for when the occassion calls out for it here :D

Drekkus
14-11-2005, 11:50:18
Originally posted by Funko
Either the poster is retarded and it didn't say BC on it or the BC meant something else. 100 Bs? Brutus Claudius? Or internetspeak for Because.

Gary
14-11-2005, 11:54:03
Before our Saviour

Japher
14-11-2005, 19:27:54
Or it was a Roman coin that came after Christ.

Lazarus and the Gimp
14-11-2005, 19:36:45
Originally posted by Colon
Maybe the perspective is deceiving.

Nope. It's a big Huntsman Spider.

Colon
14-11-2005, 19:38:55
100-0

paiktis22
14-11-2005, 19:40:19
0-100

Colon
14-11-2005, 19:42:23
No... 100-0.

paiktis22
14-11-2005, 19:44:41
' 0-100?
Can't there be a 0-100?

Colon
14-11-2005, 19:46:49
Own goal.

Lazarus and the Gimp
14-11-2005, 19:51:39
Originally posted by Funko
Either the poster is retarded and it didn't say BC on it or the BC meant something else. 100 Bs?

My money is on "Balbinus Caesar".

Japher
14-11-2005, 19:52:44
:lol:

Balbinus is a funny name

Lazarus and the Gimp
14-11-2005, 19:52:56
Originally posted by Colon
100-0

Buuuuuuuuuuuullshit. You weren't playing for that, and it wasn't a question.

Colon
14-11-2005, 19:58:14
I waaaaaaaaaaaaaas. And don't make me Ph you.

Japher
14-11-2005, 19:59:23
ballpenis

Japher
14-11-2005, 20:21:55
:lol:

Lazarus and the Gimp
14-11-2005, 20:23:45
Originally posted by Colon
I waaaaaaaaaaaaaas. And don't make me Ph you.

Boooo! Not a question. Foul play. Learn the rules.

Colon
14-11-2005, 20:23:52
:D

Colon
14-11-2005, 20:24:33
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Boooo! Not a question. Foul play. Learn the rules.

You didn't get the joke! That's what matters!

Funko
15-11-2005, 13:36:29
Not getting a joke isn't a 100-0.

Japher
15-11-2005, 13:47:46
It's a JM^3

Colon
15-11-2005, 14:55:32
Originally posted by Funko
Not getting a joke isn't a 100-0.

From now on, it is.

Sir Tristram
16-11-2005, 12:45:39
Were those quotes from here? Who were the posters, I want their names.

Chris
16-11-2005, 13:25:24
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Place a solar shield in geo. orbit and adjust it to shade the ocean for a few months to cool it before the hurricane season starts. When finished stow it away vertically. Any thoughts on this one?

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Drekkus
16-11-2005, 13:43:06
Why didn't I think of that!!

Nav
16-11-2005, 13:46:34
and kill all sea life under the shade??!!

Drekkus
16-11-2005, 13:58:24
Mmmmmmm, fish bbq!

Nav
16-11-2005, 14:18:24
surely frozen fish fingers?!

King_Ghidra
16-11-2005, 14:25:21
mom's gone to iceland!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
16-11-2005, 15:21:15
Just coooool it.

Chris
16-11-2005, 15:44:19
I think that guy was serious.

Japher
16-11-2005, 15:46:13
which guy

what is this thread about?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
16-11-2005, 15:59:43
Originally posted by Nav
and kill all sea life under the shade??!!

freeze a seagull? Sounds like a certain dutch architect....

Chris
16-11-2005, 16:01:18
Originally posted by Japher
which guyThat guy.

what is this thread about? About 50 posts.