View Full Version : What's the mildest punctuation mark?

11-11-2005, 14:42:21
A korma.

11-11-2005, 15:38:48
I'm ashamed to say that I like that.

Yep, this isn't a pity post.

11-11-2005, 15:40:13
I just made it up.

Nills Lagerbaak
11-11-2005, 15:44:58
One day a man helped a little old lady across the road. The next day he found a 10 gift voucher for the local curry house under his pillow.

After enjoying a delicous meal for free, his wife asked him where he got the ticket from. I dunno, he said must be good korma.

* Ijust made that up too, as you can see it doesn't take much.,

11-11-2005, 15:45:24
Can people please stop making up jokes?

11-11-2005, 15:46:15
Korma Chameleon must be Boy George's favorite meal.

11-11-2005, 15:46:15
Boy George went into a curry house and ordered five mild creamy curries and a chameleon.

11-11-2005, 15:46:38
:lol: good x-post :lol:

11-11-2005, 15:46:58

11-11-2005, 15:47:32
That'll teach novacane to encourage this type of thing.

11-11-2005, 15:48:13
:bash: novacane

11-11-2005, 16:39:34
Yes....smash novacane.

Scabrous Birdseed
11-11-2005, 16:52:58
A furious, red-faced man runs into a curry house and loudly barks out an order for the mildest thing they've got and no delay.

Suddenly he stops fuming, gently sits down at a table, and starts contemplating his situation.

"I wonder what happened," he thinks, with a perplexed expression on his face, "I was really angry a minute ago."

Then his face breaks out into a big, restful smile.

"Oh, I know! I must be getting korma."


*yes folks, it's yet another bad joke made up at the spur of the moment.*

11-11-2005, 17:01:06
These "jokes" are hurting my brain.
I must make someone else hurt just as much.

11-11-2005, 17:14:31
I'm sorry...................just very sorry.

If its any consolation to anybody, I've just read them all too.

14-11-2005, 09:15:26
I just hope you'll learn from this.

14-11-2005, 10:26:46
I think it should be a lesson to us ALL.

"Never do this again. Unless you're really bored"

Greg W
14-11-2005, 11:59:24
Did you hear about the man who ran around a bend into an Indian store? He ran around a Korma.

14-11-2005, 12:33:51
Well that makes our jokes look like Oscar Wilde's greatest work.

14-11-2005, 13:06:49
I hope this thread isn't unearthed by our future ancestors, they're going to rate us slightly above Cro-Magnon man.

14-11-2005, 13:12:38
good idea I will bury it in a timecapsule now...

Greg W
15-11-2005, 00:41:27
Originally posted by Funko
Well that makes our jokes look like Oscar Wilde's greatest work. That was my aim, to try and make an even worse joke than anything else posted in this thread. :bounce:

15-11-2005, 09:37:38
It's good to have goals in life