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Funko
11-11-2005, 14:42:21
A korma.

novacane
11-11-2005, 15:38:48
I'm ashamed to say that I like that.

Yep, this isn't a pity post.

Funko
11-11-2005, 15:40:13
I just made it up.

Nills Lagerbaak
11-11-2005, 15:44:58
One day a man helped a little old lady across the road. The next day he found a 10 gift voucher for the local curry house under his pillow.

After enjoying a delicous meal for free, his wife asked him where he got the ticket from. I dunno, he said must be good korma.

* Ijust made that up too, as you can see it doesn't take much.,

Tizzy
11-11-2005, 15:45:24
Can people please stop making up jokes?

Zopperoni
11-11-2005, 15:46:15
Korma Chameleon must be Boy George's favorite meal.

Funko
11-11-2005, 15:46:15
Boy George went into a curry house and ordered five mild creamy curries and a chameleon.

Zopperoni
11-11-2005, 15:46:38
:lol: good x-post :lol:

Funko
11-11-2005, 15:46:58
:lol:

Funko
11-11-2005, 15:47:32
That'll teach novacane to encourage this type of thing.

Tizzy
11-11-2005, 15:48:13
:bash: novacane

Venom
11-11-2005, 16:39:34
Yes....smash novacane.

Scabrous Birdseed
11-11-2005, 16:52:58
A furious, red-faced man runs into a curry house and loudly barks out an order for the mildest thing they've got and no delay.

Suddenly he stops fuming, gently sits down at a table, and starts contemplating his situation.

"I wonder what happened," he thinks, with a perplexed expression on his face, "I was really angry a minute ago."

Then his face breaks out into a big, restful smile.

"Oh, I know! I must be getting korma."

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*yes folks, it's yet another bad joke made up at the spur of the moment.*

Tizzy
11-11-2005, 17:01:06
These "jokes" are hurting my brain.
I must make someone else hurt just as much.

novacane
11-11-2005, 17:14:31
I'm sorry...................just very sorry.

If its any consolation to anybody, I've just read them all too.

Funko
14-11-2005, 09:15:26
I just hope you'll learn from this.

novacane
14-11-2005, 10:26:46
I think it should be a lesson to us ALL.

"Never do this again. Unless you're really bored"

Greg W
14-11-2005, 11:59:24
Did you hear about the man who ran around a bend into an Indian store? He ran around a Korma.

Funko
14-11-2005, 12:33:51
Well that makes our jokes look like Oscar Wilde's greatest work.

Venom
14-11-2005, 13:06:49
I hope this thread isn't unearthed by our future ancestors, they're going to rate us slightly above Cro-Magnon man.

Nav
14-11-2005, 13:12:38
good idea I will bury it in a timecapsule now...

Greg W
15-11-2005, 00:41:27
Originally posted by Funko
Well that makes our jokes look like Oscar Wilde's greatest work. That was my aim, to try and make an even worse joke than anything else posted in this thread. :bounce:

Tizzy
15-11-2005, 09:37:38
It's good to have goals in life