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Drekkus
11-11-2005, 12:00:15
1 in 5 has chalmydia! So confess, who is it!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3701164.stm

Gary
11-11-2005, 12:04:20
Chance would be a fine thing.

Rub bish
11-11-2005, 12:06:38
uuuuh chalmydia is sex related!!!

Kitsuki
11-11-2005, 12:18:26
Two of my friends recently found out they had it...

Dont be no fool, wrap your tool.

MoSe
11-11-2005, 12:47:46
please stay chalm, no need to penic

Tizzy
11-11-2005, 12:51:06
MoSe, MoSe, MoSe *shakes head*

Cruddy
11-11-2005, 17:15:59
Originally posted by Drekkus
1 in 5 has chalmydia! So confess, who is it!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3701164.stm

I'm out of the age range so it can't be me.

Various physicians have said I haven't got anything and if I carry on at this rate, they'll be out of a job.

The Norks
11-11-2005, 17:42:04
something like 80% of adults also have the herpes virus, but its latent in most.

why are std's so stigmatised? they're really just the common cold of the mimsy and naked mole rat

LoD
11-11-2005, 18:43:45
Originally posted by The Norks
something like 80% of adults also have the herpes virus, but its latent in most.


I'd hate to be a nitpick, but which herpes virus? Surely not the one that causes the STD?


why are std's so stigmatised? they're really just the common cold of the mimsy and naked mole rat

Sometimes it's that, sometimes it's more like ebola of the mimsy...

The Norks
11-11-2005, 19:00:34
mouth herpes and bum herpes are basically the same. I have a friend with herpes (really- its not me!!) and she found out there's a big herpes club, they have an annual ball and stuff. Its great! I'm tempted to cop off with her so I can join in the festivities lol

Beta1
11-11-2005, 19:08:55
Originally posted by The Norks
why are std's so stigmatised? they're really just the common cold of the mimsy and naked mole rat

We have to write a CG medical textbook.

We now have two entries, STDs and Bell's Palsy

Lazarus and the Gimp
11-11-2005, 19:27:29
The "naked mole rat" comparison sounds like the male equivalent of vagina dentata.

Lazarus and the Gimp
11-11-2005, 19:29:37
Two young ladies gave me little presents to remember me by. In one case it was scabies, and in the other it was oral thrush. Condoms aren't a protection against all nasties.

LoD
11-11-2005, 21:01:36
Originally posted by The Norks
mouth herpes and bum herpes are basically the same.[...]

So you're saying that, when you'd have the choice of which would you be infected with, you'd just say: "bah, I don't care" ;)?

Fergus & The Brazen Car
12-11-2005, 09:59:43
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Two young ladies gave me little presents to remember me by. In one case it was scabies, and in the other it was oral thrush.


Rat Scabies and Oral Roberts Thrush ?


Condoms won't fight them off, use rolled up newspapers and billiard cues.

Failing that, start a zoo.

Funko
14-11-2005, 10:27:30
Originally posted by The Norks
something like 80% of adults also have the herpes virus, but its latent in most.

why are std's so stigmatised? they're really just the common cold of the mimsy and naked mole rat

It's to do with the s part of the acronym.