View Full Version : Joke for Funko and Tizzy

Nills Lagerbaak
10-11-2005, 13:06:13
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding
anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long
been the talk of the town. A local newspaper
reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," Explained
the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a
trip down the bottom of the canyon by pack mule.

"We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule
stumbled. My wife quietly said, 'That's once.'

We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled
again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's

We hadn't gone a half mile when the mule
stumbled a third time. My wife promptly removed a
revolver from her pocket and shot him.

" I started to protest over her treatment of the
mule when she looked at me and quietly said, 'That's once.'

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10-11-2005, 13:52:23
Ahhh, that's good old fashioned funny domestic violence.

Nills Lagerbaak
10-11-2005, 14:14:22
Yes, it sure is.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. You've told her twice already.

(Just to address the ballance)

10-11-2005, 14:17:56
Hey I love all domestic violence jokes. Especially ones with guns.

10-11-2005, 15:19:15