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Christoph
08-11-2005, 19:43:51
I haven't had anything for a month and 3 weeks. I'm getting cravings from hell.

Any advice on how to take my mind off it?

Asher
08-11-2005, 20:01:30
Christoph = laz?

MattHiggs
08-11-2005, 20:02:04
I gave up smoking just over 2 years ago and haven't had a single drag since. Why not go out for a jog or play a computer game or just do something to take your mind off it?

Christoph
08-11-2005, 20:36:25
I gave up, but it wasn't my choice, it was my parents. They've banned me from it, and search me for tobacco etc, and I can't be bothered with it, so I quit.

I want to do it because I enjoy it. It's relaxing and makes you look cool. ;)

Debaser
08-11-2005, 20:56:20
How old are you? And how long did you smoke for?

Asher
08-11-2005, 20:58:56
Smart parents.

Lazarus and the Gimp
08-11-2005, 21:14:48
Originally posted by Asher
Christoph = laz?

Fah. As if I'd be weak enough to crave.

Japher
08-11-2005, 21:29:06
http://www.kingpro.com/white_castle/images/licence_side2.jpg

Gary
08-11-2005, 21:31:34
Cool my arse. Have a wank instead. It'll either take your mind off it, or tire you out too much to be bothered to find a pack.

The Norks
08-11-2005, 22:00:07
I've just given up again after a 4 month relapse, a few colleagues have nearly found their heads stapled to their intestines but that should pass after a couple of days. From then on its plain sailing.

And smoking does make you look cool, but its going to be even harder to do in a few months when the new legislation banning smoking in public places goes live. I also fear for my health in a flu pandemic if I'm still smoking. And wrinkles. Urgh. Glad I've re-quit!!

Debaser
08-11-2005, 22:18:31
I like smoking.

Immortal Wombat
08-11-2005, 22:46:03
Originally posted by Gary
Cool my arse.
Sit in the fridge.

Cruddy
08-11-2005, 23:12:29
Originally posted by Christoph
I want to do it because I enjoy it. It's relaxing and makes you look cool. ;)

And kills people in a particularly nasty way.

LoD
08-11-2005, 23:32:18
Originally posted by Christoph
[...] It's relaxing and makes you look cool. ;)

Yeah, being a "client" of a mourge is literally about as cool as it can get.

Funko
09-11-2005, 09:10:53
It might make you look cool but it makes you stink and your mouth taste like when you accidentally take a drink out of the wrong can at a party and get the one that's half full but been used as an ashtray.

Nav
09-11-2005, 09:13:21
Nice imagery. :vom:

Nills Lagerbaak
09-11-2005, 09:16:46
Yeah, it does make you smell and your teeth yellow.

However...after a couple of ales, the nicotine hit is the perfect accompaniment.

Trouble is after one, the key is to have one at least hourly intervals otherwise you don't apprciate them...

Greg W
09-11-2005, 09:20:10
Originally posted by Christoph
It's relaxing and makes you look cool. ;) Only to other idiots that smoke.

Kitsuki
09-11-2005, 09:29:34
I don't date smokers on principle, and same goes for a lot of my friends.... Passive smoking and kissing a smoker are two elements that certainly make me think its not cool...

mr.G
09-11-2005, 09:56:10
smoking is not that good for your health.......jesjes

Kitsuki
09-11-2005, 10:11:28
mr.G - you are a crazy, brilliant, man - you should be a doctor.

Funko
09-11-2005, 10:12:12
He's just blown his research grant from the tobacco companies though.

mr.G
09-11-2005, 10:14:21
nono from real live....... it could kill you you know.

Kitsuki
09-11-2005, 10:16:01
How? Are they violent?

mr.G
09-11-2005, 10:17:08
nono they could cause lungcancer......jesjes ask my dad or should i call him dead

mr.G
09-11-2005, 10:18:44
not a nice thing to joke about
nono

dooooooooooo
di
dooooooooooo


smoking is schjoepit.... -FACT!!!!
amazing that noone at the CG meet in Rotterdam was smoking.

Tizzy
09-11-2005, 10:25:22
Maybe we're not all as schjoepit as we look.

mr.G
09-11-2005, 10:26:50
yaaaaaaay
we're not all as schjoepit as we look, even MoSe

Lazarus and the Gimp
09-11-2005, 19:14:18
Originally posted by Kitsuki
I don't date smokers on principle, and same goes for a lot of my friends.... Passive smoking and kissing a smoker are two elements that certainly make me think its not cool...

David Cameron smokes. I guess his bum cherry is safe for now.

paiktis22
09-11-2005, 19:16:45
I don't like a girl who doesn't smoke. Unless she's pregnant so then ok.

Chris
09-11-2005, 21:31:00
The simplest way to quit having cravings is to smash your testicles with a mallet.

Try that and tell us if it works for you.

Japher
09-11-2005, 21:32:21
do you know this from experience?

Chris
09-11-2005, 21:34:52
You will just have to try it and see, its garunteed to work.

Japher
09-11-2005, 21:37:15
i'm not addicted to anything

i can quit whenever I want

Chris
09-11-2005, 21:39:38
That is what they all say...

http://www.kctools.com.au/images/TOOLS/TOOL%20JPEGS/TOOL%20JPEGS%20INC%20DESCRIPTION/10320%20RUBBER%20MALLET.jpg

Japher
09-11-2005, 21:41:17
oooooooooooooh, a rubber mallet

jes, jes that does work

Christoph
10-11-2005, 00:07:01
Okok, cravings gone. I kinda had a few today.

Okok, really giving up now.

Jep.

MoSe
10-11-2005, 09:17:12
Originally posted by Kitsuki
kissing a smoker ... certainly make me think its not cool...

go figure instead, I once had a gf who quit while I went on, and she said that kissing me and getting that tobacco taste from my mouth helped her overcome her cravings
:lol:
I was just getting used as a niquitin drone
:bash:

Funko
10-11-2005, 09:23:04
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
David Cameron smokes. I guess his bum cherry is safe for now.

Only if he smokes from his bum?

Kitsuki
10-11-2005, 09:30:36
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
David Cameron smokes. I guess his bum cherry is safe for now.

Nah, I have a thing for lefties. Lucky you, eh? :love:

Lazarus and the Gimp
10-11-2005, 19:09:37
But desperately unlucky for you. Hur hur hur.