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Funko
04-11-2005, 15:14:56
http://www.harpers.org/ButYouCanCallMeIl.html

From a list of titles allegedly used by “prominent leaders from 160 nations across the world” to refer to Kim Jong-Il, as announced last winter by North Korean state television. The titles were translated from the Korean by Lee Jong-Heon. Originally from Harper's Magazine, February 2005.

* Supreme Commander at the Forefront of the Struggle Against Imperialism and the United States
* Greatest Saint Who Rules with Extensive Magnanimity
* Lode Star of the Twenty-First Century
* Best Leader Who Realized Human Wisdom
* Leader with Extraordinary Personality
* Perfect Picture of Wisdom and Boldness
* Eternal Bosom of Hot Love
* Master of Literature, Arts, and Architecture
* World’s Best Ideal Leader with Versatile Talents
* Humankind’s Greatest Musical Genius
* Master of the Computer Who Surprised the World
* Man with Encyclopedic Knowledge
* Guardian Deity of the Planet
* Heaven-Sent Hero
* Power Incarnate with Endless Creativity
* Greatest Man Who Ever Lived
* Present-day God
* World’s Greatest Writer"

mr.G
04-11-2005, 15:16:34
impossible

I will piss in his mouth cause he is not brilliant

paiktis22
04-11-2005, 15:17:41
Eternal Bosom of Hot love :lol:
i wonder which leader called him that

Drekkus
04-11-2005, 15:31:20
damn, all those are brilliant book titles.

Japher
04-11-2005, 15:42:03
Academy Award Nominee

Resource Consumer
04-11-2005, 16:03:42
Mr G is a modest man with much to be modest about

MDA
04-11-2005, 16:48:46
Originally posted by mr.G
impossible

I will piss in his mouth cause he is not brilliant

"spraying the golden urine of knowledge into the mouths of the ignorant"

Oerdin
04-11-2005, 17:22:43
You should work for a communist propaganda bureau.

HelloKitty
04-11-2005, 18:04:17
Originally posted by MDA
"spraying the golden urine of knowledge into the mouths of the ignorant"
Christ. Did my brother make that much of an impression on the owo boards?

That was his sig.

JM^3
04-11-2005, 18:06:18
I remember that.. don't remember who or why

JM

The Norks
04-11-2005, 19:07:41
They missed off 'World's most self-aggrandising penis-extender'

Cruddy
04-11-2005, 21:06:04
And "World's most brutal, out of touch dictator".

HelloKitty
04-11-2005, 22:31:53
We need some sort of 100-0 type game for comments like that.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
05-11-2005, 00:21:33
Originally posted by JM^3
I remember that.. don't remember who or why

JM

Went by the name Rimmer, I believe.

Funko
05-11-2005, 09:52:58
That was Kitty's brother? I always assumed it was her AE.

Drekkus
05-11-2005, 11:56:31
I always saw HK as an only child.

HelloKitty
05-11-2005, 14:10:58
Younger of two.

I mooched off of him and his wife for years in grad school. Then they started popping out the babies and I was forced to graduate and get a house and bills and other crap.

God damn babies.

Thats why I only buy noisy toys to give at christmas. Noisy and covered with lead based paint. And glass shards.

And you think I am evil? He works for Microsoft!

MDA
07-11-2005, 12:49:14
Rimma! I had no idea you're related, but it all makes sense. :lol:

Rimmer and Picker were two of my favorites.

Drekkus
07-11-2005, 12:53:45
How long ago are we talking about?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-11-2005, 12:56:30
Originally posted by Funko
That was Kitty's brother? I always assumed it was her AE.

I thought so too.

"And you think I am evil? He works for Microsoft!"

It could be worse, Asher could be your brother....

MDA
07-11-2005, 13:01:28
7 or 8 years?

mr.G
07-11-2005, 13:03:59
djeeez so you are geeks for 7-8 years?

wow

Tizzy
07-11-2005, 13:05:39
I've been a geek most of my life

zmama
07-11-2005, 13:12:26
I was too but never knew it till I came here

Vincent
07-11-2005, 13:21:30
We knew

Drekkus
07-11-2005, 13:35:17
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel

It could be worse, Asher could be your brother.... :lol: My God, that would be the combination of death.

HelloKitty
09-11-2005, 06:37:18
Originally posted by MDA
7 or 8 years?

Wow. Thats just sad.

Someone needs to come round and put bullets in our heads.