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Christoph
02-11-2005, 19:55:48
Is it safe yet?

Japher
02-11-2005, 19:59:47
nope

Christoph
02-11-2005, 20:01:21
Shiiiit. Well then what the fuck do I do?

Greg W
02-11-2005, 20:05:10
Leave Forever?

Venom
02-11-2005, 20:07:35
It's never safe.

Christoph
02-11-2005, 20:10:01
I already left forever. So like, how's everybody?

Japher
02-11-2005, 20:17:06

self biased
02-11-2005, 21:27:44
i've got a terrible case of anal seepage.

Drekkus
02-11-2005, 22:40:47
Do you remember the cause?

Christoph
03-11-2005, 23:06:52
No, explain plz

Christoph
03-11-2005, 23:13:59
http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/3931/thismuch4lw.jpg

Drekkus
03-11-2005, 23:24:49
Originally posted by Christoph
No, explain plz I was asking SB :D

LoD
03-11-2005, 23:28:16
Fucking shit, that pic is simply disgusting, Christoph. It pains me to see it, what kind of psychopath would laugh at it?

Christoph
03-11-2005, 23:29:37
I didn't make it. Just because I posted it doesn't mean I find it funny. lol

mr.G
04-11-2005, 00:14:47
when are you leaving, I miss you already

MoSe
04-11-2005, 09:30:48
I think it's a worthy contribution, it makes you ponder

Japher
04-11-2005, 13:49:08
I laughed.

MoSe
04-11-2005, 14:00:58
It's all relative.
And imaginary.
And fuck maths.

Christoph
05-11-2005, 16:59:26
Someone quote my post. (not this one, the one before)

Immortal Wombat
05-11-2005, 17:08:50
Originally posted by Christoph
No, explain plz

Christoph
05-11-2005, 17:12:51
WRONG 1!!!11!11!!!11!1!

Beta1
05-11-2005, 17:45:44
Originally posted by Christoph
I didn't make it. Just because I posted it doesn't mean I find it funny. lol

twat

Beta1
05-11-2005, 17:46:22
sorry forgot the "U R A GAY" bit, must be getting rusty

mr.G
05-11-2005, 18:05:59
christoph......... will you marry me pleez.......twice?

Christoph
06-11-2005, 21:34:25
Originally posted by Christoph
I didn't make it. Just because I posted it doesn't mean I find it funny. lol

*Does a sex dance*

Lazarus and the Gimp
06-11-2005, 22:24:14
Bring your angry ex back. She was fun.

Christoph
06-11-2005, 22:53:44
Oooh, no thanks. I wonder why she was angry with me anyway. Didn't really make sense, did it? Well, I piss myself off sometimes, but that's not the point.

Anyhoo, being the enormas slag that I am, I do have a new(ish) girlfriend. (6 weeks and 4 days).

alsieboo
07-11-2005, 00:22:17
omg, like such a slag. Right, I'm taking bets

Cruddy
07-11-2005, 00:59:48
On what? Christoph catching an STD before Christmas?

(It could be too late already).

Will you be taking spread bets on that? ;)

alsieboo
07-11-2005, 02:06:25
I'll leave that one to you :p

Kitsuki
07-11-2005, 11:59:04
Originally posted by Christoph


Anyhoo, being the enormas slag that I am, I do have a new(ish) girlfriend. (6 weeks and 4 days).

Is she as imaginary as the last one?

Lazarus and the Gimp
07-11-2005, 19:39:49
Originally posted by Christoph
Oooh, no thanks. I wonder why she was angry with me anyway. Didn't really make sense, did it?

I think the incident she described as you shagging her while she clearly didn't want to may have had something to do with it. That gets you a sub-zero score in my assessment of worth in human beings.

Venom
07-11-2005, 20:00:10
That's even lower than my score of 0.

Christoph
07-11-2005, 20:27:51
She dragged me upstairs. I was happy watching TMF!

and by the way

http://www.automatischepiloot.nl/log/uploaded_images/hassloop-778497.gif

Chris
07-11-2005, 22:57:43
I missed him.

But i hope to kill him with the next shot.

Christoph
07-11-2005, 23:19:49
LOL@ INTERNET THREATS!!11! :o :o

BigGameHunter
08-11-2005, 08:48:59
Oooh...where was this thread with Christoph being outed as a rapist? What a huge surprise...bastard.

Kitsuki
08-11-2005, 10:15:37
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I think the incident she described as you shagging her while she clearly didn't want to may have had something to do with it. That gets you a sub-zero score in my assessment of worth in human beings.

I didn't already know this, and I thought I disliked him as much as possible already.

MoSe
08-11-2005, 13:18:47
Originally posted by Christoph
Anyhoo, being the enormas slag that I am, I do have a new(ish) girlfriend. (6 weeks and 4 days).

sorry, but regardless of poster, this just begs for:

is that her age?????

:lol:
:cute:

Kitsuki
08-11-2005, 13:25:54
:lol:

Lazarus and the Gimp
08-11-2005, 17:32:15
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
Oooh...where was this thread with Christoph being outed as a rapist? What a huge surprise...bastard.

This one-

http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30355&perpage=50&pagenumber=2


That's not what you've been saying before now. What were your suggestions FTF? One last shag? Your reasons gagging for it, wanted to try out the vibrating cock ring, etc etc etc. Did you not realise from the moment we split I didn't want to? Or the fact the only reason I did that day was to soften the blow of me dumping you, that I actually wanted more than anything for you to get off me and stop it. You knew something was wrong and carried on, because as per usual you didn't care as long as you got what you wanted.

Christoph
08-11-2005, 19:25:30
Hah, yeah, big drama. She was the one that wanted it. I didn't force anything on her, and she said everything was ok, so wtf was I meant to do? Didn't want to stop incase I upset her or something, making her think that there was something wrong.

And me and her are on speaking terms again.

Laz, you're a fucking dickhead that has no idea of what you're talking about, I didn't rape anyone. If she said something was wrong I would have stopped. For Christs sake, just shut up about that already.

mr.G
08-11-2005, 19:45:27
Christoph rapist
Christoph rapist
Christoph rapist
Christoph rapist
Christoph rapist
Christoph rapist
Christoph rapist

Christoph
08-11-2005, 20:12:15
*rapes mr.G's ass without lube*

Lazarus and the Gimp
08-11-2005, 21:10:29
Originally posted by Christoph

Laz, you're a fucking dickhead that has no idea of what you're talking about, I didn't rape anyone. If she said something was wrong I would have stopped. For Christs sake, just shut up about that already.

It wasn't me who was talking about it. Furthermore, you didn't deny it- at least, not while the lady in question was here to challenge you on it.

Christoph
08-11-2005, 23:05:19
I didn't realised she accused me of rape. No way would I rape anyone, it's fucking wrong.

Lazarus and the Gimp
09-11-2005, 19:10:27
If it's any comfort, I don't think it technically qualifies as rape, as the implication appears to be that she was consenting (albeit grudgingly).

Chris
09-11-2005, 21:13:46
One can only hope he somebay becomes a prison bitch.

Japher
09-11-2005, 21:16:40
if it wasn't for date rape, he'd never get laid

Chris
09-11-2005, 21:22:15
Let's set him up Fiddy cent.

Christoph
10-11-2005, 00:10:36
Btw, girlfriend is 16. And no need for rape, as I kinda get jumped on as soon as she comes in my room.

And the only drug she's on is lurve :D