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BigGameHunter
31-10-2005, 06:52:57
Wanted to get the missus something nice. Well fuck me...$68 dollars for a fucking bra? $30 for some panties? WTF???
Then they tell me they only have big bags so I'm walking around the mall with this big fucking pink ladie's bag.
This shit better fit right...but does it look good and will it most likely get ripped to shreds the first night I'm back home? You bet your ass.
All lacey and black and holy shit I'm got to go take a cold shower.

Gary
31-10-2005, 07:24:43
Fit ? Didn't you try it on in the shop ?

KrazyHorse@home
31-10-2005, 07:32:49
Victoria's Secret :beer:

A girl with enough disposable income and the urge to shop there on a regular basis :beer: :beer:

devilmunchkin
31-10-2005, 08:10:04
a guy with enough disposable income to go in there and blow on me so he picks what he likes (and i dont pick something he doesn't like) :beer: :beer: :beer:

King_Ghidra
31-10-2005, 09:10:27
yeah first he blows on you and then you blow on him, or is it the other way round

Venom
31-10-2005, 13:10:09
There's not a pair of panties in the local Victoria's Secret that I haven't sniffed.

mr.G
31-10-2005, 13:11:53
:lol:
damn venom, what did you drink?

Venom
31-10-2005, 13:16:32
I go by on a weekly basis just to inhale the new stock.

mr.G
31-10-2005, 13:17:24
women and gents?

Venom
31-10-2005, 13:18:36
Gents stock in that store?

mr.G
31-10-2005, 13:20:54
those are the XXL's

Venom
31-10-2005, 13:23:54
Ah, the stuff in the You're a Beastly Creature collection.

HelloKitty
31-10-2005, 16:18:13
Thats the Wal Mart 'nightwear" section.

And black lacy crap? Bah, get her something useful that also looks great. The newish water bras provide great support, are comforable, and act as a weak push up so they look good even when not naked.

Then again it depends on cup size.

Spartak@CPH
31-10-2005, 17:34:10
Water Bra?

The Norks
31-10-2005, 18:16:16
see agent provocateur for english naughty undies

MattHiggs
31-10-2005, 18:26:20
A thread like this needs pictures!

HelloKitty
31-10-2005, 21:07:34
Originally posted by Spartak@CPH
Water Bra?

There are two types, the ones that are made for support/push up, and the ones that are just made as a cheap alternative to a boob job.

Rather than being a heavy near armour plated thing, which many bras are, they have cups with gel packets in them. The boob job ones have large packets all around, the support ones it covers the lower half, about up to the nipple. Much more comfortable than a normal underwire.

Although I wear a sportsbra 9 times out of 10.

HelloKitty
31-10-2005, 21:13:47
Originally posted by MattHiggs
A thread like this needs pictures!


Water bras.
http://www.freshpair.com/itempics/139_xl.jpg

http://www.jenniferm.com/shop/media/1500.jpg

Here is a before/after combo for the push up style.

http://www.ebrasetc.com/water_bra_before.jpg

http://www.ebrasetc.com/water_bra_after.jpg

KrazyHorse@home
31-10-2005, 21:46:31
I hate that pushed-up look.

Venom
31-10-2005, 21:47:48
Coming to a store near you....The Water Jockstrap. Except, instead of lifting, it lowers.

The Norks
31-10-2005, 22:02:21
I don't know why women are obsessed with having bigger tits, they get in the way, you can't get shirts that fit, you have to find specialist shops for underwear which costs you three times as much as your mates, you can't jump or run EVER without hydraulic support, or lie flat on your front, and every leering drunk in a 5 mile radius is legally obliged to gawp at you and say something witty like 'wahey!!big melons!!'.

On the other hand, they are a good drinks magnet :D

Gary
31-10-2005, 22:33:04
Because they're feminine ?

Hmmm I know someone with a good sized chest who has no problems lying on their front.

KrazyHorse@home
31-10-2005, 22:35:48
Big tits bad. Cute little tits good.

The Norks
31-10-2005, 22:45:30
small boobs are feminine too, just in a different way. People should be happy with what they've got instead of trying to shoe horn themselves into ridiculous media stereotypes. Kate Moss will never be Pamela Anderson and vice versa.

KrazyHorse@home
31-10-2005, 22:48:04
...and neither of them will ever be particularly attractive.

Greg W
01-11-2005, 01:17:44
Damn straight. :beer:

Boobs are a personal thing. There's something strangely fascinating about a large rack, but I don't think I could ever explain it. Having said that, a boob in the hand is better than two in a bush.

Hang on, that doesn't sound right.

Hmm. A boob in the hand is better than a hand in the bush?

Maybe I should stop now... :nervous:

Venom
01-11-2005, 02:00:19
All boobs have their place in the sun.

mr.G
01-11-2005, 07:17:55
Originally posted by HelloKitty
There are two types, the ones that are made for support/push up, and the ones that are just made as a cheap alternative to a boob job.

Rather than being a heavy near armour plated thing, which many bras are, they have cups with gel packets in them. The boob job ones have large packets all around, the support ones it covers the lower half, about up to the nipple. when i grow up i wanna be a water bra

Gary
01-11-2005, 08:00:46
Well a wet tit is close :D

Funko
01-11-2005, 10:46:10
Originally posted by The Norks
and every leering drunk in a 5 mile radius is legally obliged to gawp at you and say something witty like 'wahey!!big melons!!'.

Remember when we were in Cardiff and some drunk guy came up to you and said "if you entered your breasts in a competition I think they'd do quite well"

I still laugh at that.

Nav
01-11-2005, 10:50:48
Website for research purposes...

http://www.experiencewonderyou.co.uk/

Venom
01-11-2005, 13:24:25
Originally posted by Funko
Remember when we were in Cardiff and some drunk guy came up to you and said "if you entered your breasts in a competition I think they'd do quite well"

I still laugh at that.

*writes that down in my leering drunk notebook*

Funko
01-11-2005, 13:29:11
:lol:

The Norks
01-11-2005, 23:20:55
Originally posted by Funko
Remember when we were in Cardiff and some drunk guy came up to you and said "if you entered your breasts in a competition I think they'd do quite well"

I still laugh at that.

LOL I don't remember that, but it sounds likely!!

(was it you? :hmm: :D )

Funko
02-11-2005, 10:49:03
:lol:

No.

BigGameHunter
05-11-2005, 19:44:47
Update:
Good move...very good move.
As there were handcuffs and other things involved, they ended up staying on for quite a while after all!
Damn its good to be back home!!!

KrazyHorse@home
05-11-2005, 20:21:35
Handcuffs :beer:

JM^3
05-11-2005, 21:23:10
sounds like a good time was had by all

JM

devilmunchkin
06-11-2005, 06:04:27
that top water bra picture makes that woman's breasts look like they're hurting. looks like their taking very little and shoving it in the wrong direction.