PDA

View Full Version : Bad Friday Joke


Tizzy
28-10-2005, 09:56:41
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one was called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted" and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought "Perhaps the mysterious fish could change me back into a prawn." He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).

Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked."He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the
coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me.You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me.
I've changed.........
























I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again,
Christian!"

Nills Lagerbaak
28-10-2005, 10:15:57
Oh christ, that is crap. Just like the Mild green hairy lipped squid.

mr.G
28-10-2005, 10:17:57
OMG

see what 4 days in a small apartment wizzz MoSe does to a person.
Tizzy, stay home......go to bed........do not speak for another 4 days..... you will be fine.

Tizzy
28-10-2005, 11:20:40
Ok, a better one:

The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local high street.

As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released - New LP -Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make - available now"


Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop. "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."


The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make goes into the booth and puts on the earphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognised none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir", says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."
The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it", he says, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"
"I'm terribly sorry, Sir" says the young man, "perhaps if you'd like to step into the booth again, you could have 5 more minutes."
Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth. Five minutes later, he comes out again, clearly agitated.


"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I have recognised none of the wasps on this LP."

"I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant,

"I've just realised I was playing you the bee side."

Funko
28-10-2005, 11:21:31
:lol:

Kitsuki
28-10-2005, 11:42:58
"Bad Friday Joke"

Nah, I'm pretty sure it sucks Sunday through Thursday too.

MDA
28-10-2005, 11:50:00
:lol:

MoSe
28-10-2005, 12:26:21
so it must be fun on saturdays!

Venom
28-10-2005, 12:33:00
These jokes will kill your soul.

MoSe
28-10-2005, 12:36:12
your immortal soul even

King_Ghidra
28-10-2005, 12:37:35
my temporary soul was blasted long ago

MoSe
28-10-2005, 12:40:07
I tolud you you should have been more religious with your buttplug

Kitsuki
28-10-2005, 12:57:02
Originally posted by MoSe
so it must be fun on saturdays!

Twas a typo. Meant to say they would be especially bad on a Saturday, ruining your day off and all...