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Lazarus and the Gimp
27-10-2005, 16:23:27
That's the treatment Mrs Gimp's just had done. No anaesthetic either. If you're a bloke, feel grateful for your Y chromosome.

King_Ghidra
27-10-2005, 16:25:43
because she's into s&m, or because of some horrible female meidcal condition best solved with a soldering iron?

Lazarus and the Gimp
27-10-2005, 16:47:36
Own goal.

It made a nasty sizzling sound, and I went slightly green about the gills.

Funko
27-10-2005, 16:49:58
Laz, your DIY has gone too far this time.

Venom
27-10-2005, 16:51:25
So she did have a few loose wires.

Drekkus
27-10-2005, 17:31:14
Did they go medieval on her ass?

The Norks
27-10-2005, 18:14:34
what was this soldering in aid of? Something to do with the birth?

Gary
27-10-2005, 21:11:35
Having experienced one kid, they decided to seal it up.

Lazarus and the Gimp
27-10-2005, 21:33:27
Originally posted by The Norks
what was this soldering in aid of? Something to do with the birth?

Indirectly, yes. Cervical erosion caused by hormone changes.

Venom
27-10-2005, 21:38:57
And that requires a soldering iron to repair? Were some I-Beams installed to shore up the uteran walls or something?

Lazarus and the Gimp
27-10-2005, 22:11:10
Hur hur hur. You'd better believe it.

The Norks
27-10-2005, 23:06:53
what the hell is cervical erosion?? its a cervix not a lollipop! I wasn't aware you could chip away at it.

Cruddy
27-10-2005, 23:16:32
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
No anaesthetic either.

Bloody hell, they are cutting back the NHS.

Oerdin
28-10-2005, 01:28:44
Originally posted by Funko
Laz, your DIY has gone too far this time.

:lol:

Oerdin
28-10-2005, 01:29:35
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Indirectly, yes. Cervical erosion caused by hormone changes.

:hmm: Is this a serious condition?

Edit: The medical sites don't make it sound terribly bad. http://www.ivillage.co.uk/health/experts/askdoctor/qas/0,,180651_632922,00.html

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-10-2005, 07:17:40
It isn't serious, but it isn't a barrel of laughs either.

King_Ghidra
28-10-2005, 08:10:57
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Cervical erosion caused by hormone changes.

i knew i should have paid more attention in geography class

Funko
28-10-2005, 08:12:07
:lol:

He should have let her form an oxbow lake.

Nills Lagerbaak
28-10-2005, 08:30:25
Or leave it till long-shore drift sets in!

MOBIUS
28-10-2005, 09:11:17
Well, it is in her groyne region after all...:cute: