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The Norks
27-10-2005, 08:17:30
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/4380276.stm

I defer to Funko for the innuendo section of this post :D

mr.G
27-10-2005, 08:22:17
may i shoot him?
I love a good beavershot

The Norks
27-10-2005, 08:25:15
:lol:

Greg W
27-10-2005, 08:25:21
I have to question the validity of them being the first "wild beaver" in Britain. I mean some of the natives I met when I was there... :nervous:

MoSe
27-10-2005, 10:28:12
huh? american beaver can be destructive, so they chose some vegetARIAN bavARIAN beavers, who don't feed on fishes?

Drekkus
27-10-2005, 13:14:31
pain-relieving properties of its anal gland secretions?????

King_Ghidra
27-10-2005, 13:26:01
:lol:

Kitsuki
27-10-2005, 13:58:32
:lol:

King_Ghidra
27-10-2005, 14:03:36
'your honour, i merely sodomised the beaver to relieve my pain'
:nervous:

Drekkus
27-10-2005, 14:22:46
:lol:

King_Ghidra
27-10-2005, 15:30:10
and you know what's really scary, how does someone find out that a beaver's anus contains the ability to relieve pain?

Nills Lagerbaak
27-10-2005, 15:32:47
The same way you find out if a toads back is hallucinogenic - suck it and see!

The Norks
27-10-2005, 18:18:53
I am appalled that no one has made a joke about wet beaver yet. I had it all lined up for you too!!

Gary
27-10-2005, 21:09:16
Promises promises

The Norks
27-10-2005, 23:07:55
fnar fnar!

Cruddy
27-10-2005, 23:17:37
Going 500 years without a wild beaver would drive anyone insane.

No wonder us Brits are crazy.