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King_Ghidra
26-10-2005, 13:18:17
sorry, not a sexy one, so zip it up before reading on

This is roughly how it went as she told it to me:

I was at a netball tournament but there was no referee so everything was chaotic and me and [name changed to protect the innocent] were shouting at everyone to play the game properly.

Then we all went to a restaurant for lunch and in the resaurant was [some minor celebrity who i have forgotten] and some girl and this girl said they were going swimming at the reservoir, so they went to the reservoir and there were whales in the reservoir with their cubs [my gf's words]

So we decided to rescue the cubs from the reservoir but when we took them out of the water they went brown. We took three cubs and put them in these big bags and then we started to take them back into town. Then the girl gave birth to a baby but she got tired of carrying it so she put it in one of the bags with the whale cubs.

Then the police stopped us and took us to the station and we were cautioned about taking the whale cubs and then i woke up.

cracking stuff, i wish i remembered my dreams more often

Venom
26-10-2005, 13:20:08
Check for gas leaks.

mr.G
26-10-2005, 13:22:24
There is absolutly nothing wrong wizz her.
I dream about whales and cuns all the time, hell i know someone who has imaginary snails.

King_Ghidra
26-10-2005, 13:44:40
the really weird thing is, i'm pretty sure she mentioned snails in the restaurant bit

i'm going to call her and find out

Nills Lagerbaak
26-10-2005, 13:47:54
I was at a netball tournament but there was no referee so everything was chaotic and me and [name changed to protect the innocent] were shouting at everyone to play the game properly.

Were you with her KG, playing netball? You can be honest.

King_Ghidra
26-10-2005, 13:48:55
sorry, not me guv, a girl she went to school with

i've forgotten my mobile, i'll have to verify the snail thing later

Funko
26-10-2005, 13:48:58
I don't understand why he said it wasn't a sexy one then immediately mentioned a netball tournament?

Venom
26-10-2005, 13:50:46
I immediately thought topless netball. Even though I'm not sure what netball is.

King_Ghidra
26-10-2005, 13:50:55
yes i was conscious of the rather poor juxtaposition there but it was unavoidable

Colon
26-10-2005, 13:52:47
Originally posted by Venom
Check for gas leaks.

Arse; I was waiting for an opportunity to make that joke. :mad:

Funko
26-10-2005, 13:53:10
Originally posted by Venom
I immediately thought topless netball. Even though I'm not sure what netball is.

Chicks basketball.

Nills Lagerbaak
26-10-2005, 13:53:13
Hmm, well I thought KG might have removed his name to protect himself, then the idea of netball wasn't so sexy. mmm Netball.

Venom
26-10-2005, 13:55:10
Chick basketball players are beastly. But there is lots of jumping.

Funko
26-10-2005, 13:55:54
Gary and Phil Neville's sister plays netball for England. - FACT

mr.G
26-10-2005, 13:57:51
the Dutch are worldchampion netball.

me rule the netball, we are jolly netball rulers jesjes.

Drekkus
26-10-2005, 14:21:42
KORFBAL!!! MIXED SHOWERS!!!

King_Ghidra
26-10-2005, 15:02:38
once again, the dutch libertarian equalitarian attitude is revealed to be a cover for teenage sex mania

Drekkus
26-10-2005, 15:23:30
Watersports rule!

MoSe
26-10-2005, 15:52:06
although you can't kut water

The Norks
26-10-2005, 18:03:38
ah the old reservoir whale cub dream...!

King_Ghidra
27-10-2005, 08:36:09
i can now clarify the middle section: apparently it was the boyfriend of a friend of my gf who was eating snail soup at lunch, and the minor celebrity was a chap from brit medical drama holby city, the reservoir was his secret apparently

unfortunately my gf wasn't impressed when i told her why i needed to know the detail

Funko
27-10-2005, 09:34:36
:lol:

Venom
27-10-2005, 12:16:37
So your girlfriend doesn't like us?

Lazarus and the Gimp
27-10-2005, 16:18:13
Sensible lass.

Venom
27-10-2005, 16:47:07
Not entirely. She's with KG after all.

Lazarus and the Gimp
27-10-2005, 16:49:27
But he's the Michelangelo Buonarroti of brown love.

Japher
27-10-2005, 17:18:44
brown love?

Lazarus and the Gimp
27-10-2005, 21:35:55
:brwncard: