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Nills Lagerbaak
21-10-2005, 11:06:50
A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband LOVES me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"

MattHiggs
21-10-2005, 11:08:16
:lol:

Gary
21-10-2005, 11:16:05
As if he need ask

alsieboo
21-10-2005, 13:22:53
:lol:

Venom
21-10-2005, 13:29:09
That wrinklely old bitch. :lol:

Nills Lagerbaak
21-10-2005, 15:48:00
Something old.....something shit

Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project - an action docudrama
> about famous composers starring top movie stars. Sylvester Stallone,
> Steven Segal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all
> present.
>
> Spielberg strongly desired the box office "oomph" of these superstars,
> so he was prepared to allow them to select whatever composers they
> would portray, as long as they were very famous.
>
> "Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to
> play him."
>
> "Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image would improve if
> people saw me playing the piano," said Willis. "I'll play him."
>
> "I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segal.
> "I'd like to play him."
>
> Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid," he
> said. Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to
> be, Arnold?"
>
> And Arnold says...
>
> "... I'll be Bach."

Funko
26-10-2005, 08:34:28
:lol: