View Full Version : A Kiwi with too much time on his hands pt 4,765

Greg W
20-10-2005, 04:14:51
Silly Kiwis (http://www.asciimation.co.nz/beer/). :p

20-10-2005, 07:58:06
Indeed, who could posibly want cold beer ?
Want cold, go get some iced water.

Greg W
20-10-2005, 11:05:26
I was more thinking "go buy a bar fridge" myself. :)

20-10-2005, 11:07:58
Um... Greg... are you male ?

Greg W
20-10-2005, 11:17:02
Last time I checked, yes...

20-10-2005, 11:19:43

Jet engine, or sensible fridge... mmm jet engine, or sensible fridge, mmm tough decision, jet engine or, something or other, jet engine, or jet engine, or jet ...

mmmm :gotit: Jet engine !!!


Greg W
20-10-2005, 11:24:46
Yeah, a jet engine to power a racing car... No problem.

A jet engine to power a ride on lawn mower... No problem.

A jet engine to power a... well, nothing really, just to suck gas out of a gas bottle, and burn it off so that the gas bottle gets cooled down. Oh, and can thus be used to cool beer... Uh...

Just taking it a tiny bit too far I think.

20-10-2005, 12:10:47
You're wrong. That's awesome. Why have anything normal when you can have it jet powered?

If people thought like you we'd still be pulling around stone wheeled carts with slaves.

20-10-2005, 12:22:53
Cooling beer with a CO2 fire extinguisher is much more effective.

20-10-2005, 12:50:31
Originally posted by Venom
If people thought like you we'd still be pulling around stone wheeled carts with slaves.

ah i'd forgotten you'd been to NZ

20-10-2005, 13:00:25
Omg you can make wheels from stone?!?

20-10-2005, 13:11:02
*insert Civilization tech tree joke*

20-10-2005, 13:21:36
Or a roquefort cheese wheel joke.

20-10-2005, 13:33:23
there are Roquefort cheese wheel jokes?!

20-10-2005, 13:38:12
Are there ever!

20-10-2005, 13:49:12
you know, idiot that i am, i did a google for 'cheese wheel jokes' and got about one zillion hits for a lame racial joke featuring a mexican, a black man and the line 'that's nacho cheese'

20-10-2005, 13:52:29
:lol: Well played google. Well played.