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Colon
14-10-2005, 13:02:11
So I was walking down a busy street in Antwerp from the railway station, when I spotted a girl handing McDonalds phamplets. In normal circumstances I switch to red alert, raise my hostile anti-phamplet-aura and in case she'd have the temerity to persist on handing one to me, I prepare myself to signal firmly, yet politely, to offload that trash on someone else. But this time it was different. The minute I spotted her heinous deeds she got utterly ignored by 3 other passers-by. Something just broke in me, there she was trying to do her job, earn some petty amounts of cash, who knows to support her single mother in Groningen, trying to raise 5 malnourished toddlers. And those passers-by couldn't even be arsed to give her a glance. Heretic thoughts of accepting the phamplet crossed my mind.
And then she turned herself away from me, possibly because I had involuntarily set off my anti-phamplet-aura regardless. At that point it seemed like I didn't had to bother anyway. However, when I had passed by her halfway she turned around again, reached to hand over a phamplet, and rapidly and eagerly accepted. I must have made her happened for like 0.97 seconds.

(dumped it in a garbage bin about 10 meters further though - hope she didn't see that)

mr.G
14-10-2005, 13:06:44
i killed a seagull

Colon
14-10-2005, 13:09:13
I almost did that too, but I didn't want to overdo the good deeds in a single a day.

King_Ghidra
14-10-2005, 13:10:45
so now colon is darkstar crossed with jon miller

Funko
14-10-2005, 13:19:54
Important missing information - was she pretty?

Colon
14-10-2005, 13:22:48
Pretty regular yes.

Colon
14-10-2005, 13:24:06
I imagined she was putting up lost puppy eyes though.

Funko
14-10-2005, 13:26:06
Pretty regular fries?

mr.G
14-10-2005, 13:27:47
wizzzz mayo

Tizzy
14-10-2005, 13:29:50
und ketchup!

Venom
14-10-2005, 13:30:05
What a hilarious first post. Always funny to hear about someone being a gigantic pussy.

Colon
14-10-2005, 13:30:32
Didn't see those, she was standing a bit further away from the Mc Donald's resto. She really was lost. :(

mr.G
14-10-2005, 13:30:54
i hate a gigantic pussys
they make my dick look small

Tizzy
14-10-2005, 13:31:50
You shouldn't be showing your dick to cats

Colon
14-10-2005, 13:32:42
They've got some pretty painful claws.

Kitsuki
14-10-2005, 14:06:54
Originally posted by Funko
Important missing information - was she pretty?

THis was my first thought...!

Colon
14-10-2005, 14:08:16
I had my camera with me, I should have taken a picture for you people to judge.

Funko
14-10-2005, 14:11:52
If she was pretty your actions aren't selfless but in fact part of your natural desire to fuck attractive women. So it would have been a selfish deed...

King_Ghidra
14-10-2005, 14:24:21
is fucking attractive woman selfish?

i don't mind sharing

Colon
14-10-2005, 14:25:40
So is this what the world is turning to? A man does a good deed, and he is accused to self-aggregation? Shocked I am! Shocked!

Venom
14-10-2005, 14:29:58
The only way to tell is to decide if you would have still taken the pamplet from a dirty mexican or someone like that.

Funko
14-10-2005, 14:30:34
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
is fucking attractive woman selfish?

i don't mind sharing

As long as your balls don't touch...

Colon
14-10-2005, 14:32:23
I allowed a male to survey me last year. Does that count?

Funko
14-10-2005, 14:32:53
Oh yes... did he survey you with his eyes did he? Did you like it did you?

Colon
14-10-2005, 14:33:22
I also refused free booze from two pretty girls a while back.

I am acquitted!

Venom
14-10-2005, 14:34:12
You're gay.

Colon
14-10-2005, 14:34:16
Originally posted by Funko
Oh yes... did he survey you with his eyes did he? Did you like it did you?

No, but when I tried to back out he wouldn't let me leave.

Funko
14-10-2005, 14:34:43
No, you are crazy!

Free booze from pretty girls and you refused?!

Colon
14-10-2005, 14:35:03
Originally posted by Venom
You're gay.

What matters is that I did selfless good deed.

Funko
14-10-2005, 14:36:22
Refusing free booze from pretty girls is not a selfless good deed it is just insane - FACT

Colon
14-10-2005, 14:36:45
Originally posted by Funko
No, you are crazy!

Free booze from pretty girls and you refused?!

I am principled.

(except of those two cases)

mr.G
14-10-2005, 14:36:50
JAAAAH

Venom
14-10-2005, 14:36:51
And gay.

mr.G
14-10-2005, 14:37:39
and gay also

Funko
14-10-2005, 14:38:24
Colon - do you wear mostly primary colours?

King_Ghidra
14-10-2005, 14:38:35
Originally posted by Funko
As long as your balls don't touch...

my own? could be tough

mr.G
14-10-2005, 14:39:31
Originally posted by Funko
Colon - do you wear mostly primary colours? :lol: like his friend MoSe......... dress like a belgian

King_Ghidra
14-10-2005, 14:42:03
:lol:

Funko
14-10-2005, 14:42:09
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
my own? could be tough
The other man who you are sharing with's

King_Ghidra
14-10-2005, 14:42:49
brilliantly put

Funko
14-10-2005, 14:43:42
Thanks.

Colon
14-10-2005, 14:51:51
Originally posted by Funko
Refusing free booze from pretty girls is not a selfless good deed it is just insane - FACT

It was a good deed: now there was more booze left for other people.

Funko
14-10-2005, 14:53:09
They probably have some kind of alcohol related illness now. You are cruel.

Colon
14-10-2005, 14:54:11
That means they won't drink anymore. I've made them healthier people!

Venom
14-10-2005, 14:57:22
Mental note, don't like queer ass Colon do any "good deeds" for me.

Chris
14-10-2005, 14:59:39
Originally posted by Colon
So I was walking down a busy street in Antwerp from the railway station, when I spotted a girl handing McDonalds phamplets. In normal circumstances I switch to red alert, raise my hostile anti-phamplet-aura and in case she'd have the temerity to persist on handing one to me, I prepare myself to signal firmly, yet politely, to offload that trash on someone else. But this time it was different. The minute I spotted her heinous deeds she got utterly ignored by 3 other passers-by. Something just broke in me, there she was trying to do her job, earn some petty amounts of cash, who knows to support her single mother in Groningen, trying to raise 5 malnourished toddlers. And those passers-by couldn't even be arsed to give her a glance. Heretic thoughts of accepting the phamplet crossed my mind.
And then she turned herself away from me, possibly because I had involuntarily set off my anti-phamplet-aura regardless. At that point it seemed like I didn't had to bother anyway. However, when I had passed by her halfway she turned around again, reached to hand over a phamplet, and rapidly and eagerly accepted. I must have made her happened for like 0.97 seconds.

(dumped it in a garbage bin about 10 meters further though - hope she didn't see that) Wuss

Colon
14-10-2005, 15:12:56
Magnanimous.

Chris
14-10-2005, 15:15:47
Loser

Colon
14-10-2005, 15:17:12
Thoughtful.