View Full Version : Corrrr... what a massive pair of speakers

14-10-2005, 10:57:08
For those aficionados who feel that they need the very breast in Hi Fi sound (http://www.theregister.com/2005/10/13/mp3_breast_implant/)

14-10-2005, 10:57:54

14-10-2005, 10:59:17

That's appalling!

Greg W
14-10-2005, 11:04:02

Damn, now that's how I want to listen to music. :D

14-10-2005, 11:04:47
Quite how playback is achieved we're not quite sure*, but it may well involve the listener burying his or her head in the cleavage for a full stereo effect.

Likewise, God alone knows how you select tracks, but breasts do come equipped with a pleasing alternative to the iPod's selector wheel. We can imagine the scenario: Girlfriend: "Oi, what the bloody hell are you doing?" Boyfriend: "Hold on, I'm just scrolling down to Stairway to Heaven."


Greg W
14-10-2005, 11:06:01
Hey Funko, I think she's not antirely adverse to the idea. *ducks*