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Kitsuki
11-10-2005, 15:11:29
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

Well, I was trying to commit suicide, the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"

"No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid 6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"And then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid 3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"And then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

:D

Gary
11-10-2005, 16:26:38
:) You're being very non-PC today.
Turning into Bernard Manning ?

DaShi
12-10-2005, 07:31:32
Joke Forum!

Oerdin
12-10-2005, 08:23:49
Isn't this whole forum a joke?

Kitsuki
12-10-2005, 09:48:00
Originally posted by Gary
:) You're being very non-PC today.
Turning into Bernard Manning ?

Actually, all of these jokes have been sent to me by this cute blonde girl who works at a print company we use occasionally... Somehow made it onto her spam joke list and she constantly sends jokes about blondes..... :nervous:

Tizzy
12-10-2005, 09:59:53
Originally posted by Oerdin
Isn't this whole forum a joke?

No, it's seriously serious

mr.G
12-10-2005, 10:02:23
jesjes it is, at least very often...

Kitsuki
12-10-2005, 10:27:54
Seriously?