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Nills Lagerbaak
11-10-2005, 12:38:09
One day an African elephant called Jonny escapes from Birmingham zoo. Suddenly finding himself free he decides to visit Africa to find out about his ancestry.

Having found his way to the African plains he is happily walking along talking to the wildebeast, lions and tigers.

"Alroight mite, I aint seen ya foor aiges" he says to the giraffe who politely smiles back.

Then after walking for a while he stumbles across an elephant grave yard. Suddenly he hears the voice of the ghost of all African elephants.
His ancestor says to him “My son, did you come here to die?”
Jonny replies “No mite! Got here yesterday”

11-10-2005, 12:40:39

(but I think it's only funny because I can hear your brummy accent in my head)

11-10-2005, 12:40:46

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11-10-2005, 12:43:02
o me gawd....

11-10-2005, 12:47:05
That's a new rehash of an old military joke.
Preferred the original I think.

Nills Lagerbaak
11-10-2005, 12:48:09
Well, half of it someone told me last night, half of it I made up....

Nills Lagerbaak
11-10-2005, 12:48:33
Oh and Funko said, it's more funny if you can here me doing the proper accent for it.

11-10-2005, 12:50:45
attach the mp3 :)

11-10-2005, 13:26:35
here here...

Nills Lagerbaak
11-10-2005, 14:11:01
Hear hear? God only knows where the TAPE is! It was a once only, never to be repeated event I'm afraid.

11-10-2005, 14:12:59
:lol: Too bad I keep reading it in an Australian accent, in stead of south african.

11-10-2005, 14:18:08
Birmingham zoo Drekkus, there is no Birmingham zoo in South Africa, there is one in Birmingham.

Nills Lagerbaak
11-10-2005, 14:23:41
Fuck! A vaguely sensible post from Mr. G. Drekkus must have said somthing really dumb.

Greg W
11-10-2005, 14:27:55
Well, it is Drekkus. ;)

11-10-2005, 14:29:51
Does it have to be funny to be called a joke?

11-10-2005, 14:30:34
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
Fuck! A vaguely sensible post from Mr. G. yaaaaaay i am ill, sorry

11-10-2005, 14:31:19
Originally posted by Japher
Does it have to be funny to be called a joke? hell no, you are not funny so.......

11-10-2005, 14:31:55
oh, ok

Nills Lagerbaak
26-10-2005, 11:27:40
It's funny cos it's true!


26-10-2005, 19:40:09
Please explain the joke to ... oh ... Drekkus

Nills Lagerbaak
27-10-2005, 08:17:26
It involves a Birmigham acent. In birmingham Today is pronounced too die.

27-10-2005, 09:18:48
brummy :lol: