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MattHiggs
10-10-2005, 16:20:04
Feel free to share any stories/anecdotes/teachings.

I've done loads of things I'm not proud of:


Bought an electronic BB gun when I was 17. Drove down the road shooting at my mate in the car infront. Stopped off a few miles down the road and used some cans as target practise outside a nursing home.

Unfortunately the old people residing thought I was a terrorist and called the police.

Four hours later 3 Armed Response units surrounded my house and a DI knocked on the door.

This is when I was living with my parents and they were both in the front room watching television.

After a strict drumming down from lots of high ranking police officers they decided to let me off.

Funko
10-10-2005, 16:20:39
:lol:

MattHiggs
10-10-2005, 16:22:41
Oh forgot to mention. The poice had 8 reports of two males using firearms.

3 from concerned motorists - the others from the seniles!

Japher
10-10-2005, 16:22:52
I once wrote FUCK YOU in chalk on a sidewalk in front of some strangers house because they asked me to leave the neighborhood. I was drunk, had chalk, and was trying to walk it off. Could I help it if they wanted to have a wedding at their house and didn't want some drunk dude puking in their yard?!

Gary
10-10-2005, 17:23:43
100-0 protection. I've posted at Counterglow

mr.G
11-10-2005, 10:18:38
electronic BB gun?

wtf is that

MattHiggs
11-10-2005, 10:57:46
A regular BB Gun with an electronic loading mecahnism thingy. Fires out about 15 BBs a second.

mr.G
11-10-2005, 10:58:31
so that's a real gun?
orrr what is a BB

Funko
11-10-2005, 11:00:38
BB - Ball bearing.

mr.G
11-10-2005, 11:07:35
Ball Bearing King playing his Lucille

MDA
11-10-2005, 13:46:36
waiting for the "i shot ur mom up" post from HARDMAN...

then again, he'd be proud of it

The Norks
11-10-2005, 19:51:04
my brother did the same thing pointing a BB gun at his mates head and got the exact same result- they surrounded his best mates house (he was the car owner) and he got spreadeagled over the bonnet of his car by a SWAT team who thought he was IRA.

Maybe they should form a support group :)

Venom
11-10-2005, 19:54:45
And we're too hard on back pack toting muslims and people captured in war zones?

fp
11-10-2005, 20:10:46
So what? - we're too tough on backpack toting Brazilians! Random police slayings FOR THE WIN!

LoD
11-10-2005, 21:34:53
I'm certainly not proud of hogging my CM turns ad infinitum :gasmaske:.

MattHiggs
11-10-2005, 22:16:28
Originally posted by The Norks
my brother did the same thing pointing a BB gun at his mates head and got the exact same result- they surrounded his best mates house (he was the car owner) and he got spreadeagled over the bonnet of his car by a SWAT team who thought he was IRA.

Maybe they should form a support group :)

There already is one, it's called MENCAP. :D

Venom
11-10-2005, 22:25:15
Originally posted by LoD
I'm certainly not proud of hogging my CM turns ad infinitum :gasmaske:.

Man, there's a competition that died fast in the forums.

BigGameHunter
11-10-2005, 22:34:15
Yeah...and I'm looking to play someone too.

Man...I'd have to use an ethical "no no" database to sort mine out.

Hmmm...burned down a field and watched silently (prayerfully, thankfully...) as the neighborhood outcast got blamed for it?

Chris
11-10-2005, 23:58:06
I posted on Poly, not proud of that.

Venom
12-10-2005, 01:48:09
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
Yeah...and I'm looking to play someone too.


Possibly not a coincidence, but it died right when I started playing. I'm like the plague to everything.

BigGameHunter
12-10-2005, 02:46:15
Got that Midas touch do you?

LoD
12-10-2005, 13:39:08
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
Yeah...and I'm looking to play someone too.

Well, we still haven't finished our game...

Venom
12-10-2005, 13:44:41
We never finished our game either. I think he was heartbroken because my infantry turned the tide on his remaining armor and half-tracks. Turns stopped soon after that.

mr.G
12-10-2005, 13:46:12
geeks

LoD
12-10-2005, 16:52:49
Yes, but geeks with guns!

BigGameHunter
12-10-2005, 21:43:44
Crap...I'd have to start over...don't have a clue where the turns are.

MDA
13-10-2005, 12:12:15
Originally posted by The Norks
my brother did the same thing pointing a BB gun at his mates head and got the exact same result

I got a very long "gotta watch who you hang with" lecture from some angry state policemen for just being the guy standing next to the guy that shot the woman next door with his BB gun.

She was rolling along on her riding lawnmower and he fired from the hip and hit her right in the ass. He was an excellent shot. She had to show the police the welt. :p

One of my favorite childhood memories.

King_Ghidra
13-10-2005, 12:15:54
this thread should have been titled 'things you are secretly proud of'

Venom
13-10-2005, 13:21:55
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
Crap...I'd have to start over...don't have a clue where the turns are.

Nor do I. That computer is long dead I think.

LoD
13-10-2005, 18:03:16
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
Crap...I'd have to start over...don't have a clue where the turns are.

I think I have our turns.

Chairman Yang
13-10-2005, 18:07:48
Trying to kill myself with aspirin. :o







I need prescription drugs!

LoD
13-10-2005, 18:16:13
You need a kick in the ass.

Chairman Yang
13-10-2005, 18:17:27
Kurwa!

Might work if it's hard enough, though.

LoD
13-10-2005, 19:19:32
That? That's basically interpunction.

devilmunchkin
13-10-2005, 20:42:06
got drunk and slept with someone i shouldn't have slept with.... :/

my mother

Japher
13-10-2005, 20:51:37
you slept with your mother!

ewww!

devilmunchkin
13-10-2005, 20:57:22
no..i guess i should have numbered them
lol
two separate things..

JM^3
13-10-2005, 21:55:05
I was going to say that you rmother is definitely someone you shouldn't sleep with

JM

Chairman Yang
13-10-2005, 21:57:35
When I got drunk and wandered around alone at night in Russia and got picked up by the police, kicking and screaming and without my passport.

Gary
13-10-2005, 21:57:38
Sod the x-post :p