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10-10-2005, 12:58:00
wadda you tink?

10-10-2005, 13:00:37
mamma mia!

shuddupaya face!

10-10-2005, 13:12:01

10-10-2005, 13:18:27
I wonder whether this thread will be more amusing or more appalling....


10-10-2005, 13:20:42
Aredhran, I remember you once told me a very funny joke in english about an italian, but I forgot how it was...

10-10-2005, 13:30:32
the one about the Italian who went to Malta ?

you sonnamabitch !

10-10-2005, 13:32:38
could be, could be...

do you have time to post it?

10-10-2005, 13:32:52
ah, shadappayaface

10-10-2005, 14:07:03
There you go...

One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say, you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna me bitch !!

Later I go to eat at a bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.

So, I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy!!!

10-10-2005, 14:52:10
That's actually in an old trance song that I can remember from university.

10-10-2005, 15:09:42
yeah, that one, thanks!
still cracks me!

BTW, MH, what's a "trance" song?

10-10-2005, 15:43:02
One you sing while eating the mushrooms :)

10-10-2005, 16:10:03
Trance is a genre of dance music. Kinda techno.

10-10-2005, 16:21:24
Hard to define really. Usually melodic techno music. Slower than hardcore and not has hard house.

10-10-2005, 16:41:40
music to dance yourself into a trance to while on MDMA. often made by old hippies that had discovered the drug. the cleverer side of european dance music until the late 90s when trance lost all it's psychadelic elements and became derivative and dull.

good trance artists: orbital, system 7, 808 state etc.

Nills Lagerbaak
10-10-2005, 16:55:37
Mustn't forget Infected mushroom and Hallucinogen.

Often taken by old crusty hippies to places like Goa.

10-10-2005, 16:58:10
oh my, how could i forget the goa trance days

10-10-2005, 16:59:26
ah, trance music, of course... I was struggling to relate "trance song from university" to some academic/goliardic habit :lol: