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Asher
07-10-2005, 00:39:05
people over 80 years old.

That's like half of the posters here.

King_Ghidra
07-10-2005, 09:18:49
risk of success? that's a strange way of phrasing something

Funko
07-10-2005, 09:20:37
Imagine the shame of being such a loser you failed at that, you'd probably die of the shame.

King_Ghidra
07-10-2005, 09:24:28
like the joke about the kamikaze pilots, the only ones who made it through training were the unsuccessful ones :D

Gary
07-10-2005, 09:30:30
I'd like to think it's because, at that age, they have the savvy to do it properly. But it's more likely that at that age the body doesn't need too much before it gives up (before someone comes). Or maybe it's because at that age it is less likley to be a call for help, so the intent is there.

Drekkus
07-10-2005, 11:13:23
Originally posted by Asher
people over 80 years old.
That's because they get professional help.

HelloKitty
07-10-2005, 17:10:32
Originally posted by Drekkus
That's because they get professional help.

They hire hookers to kill them?

Funko
07-10-2005, 17:13:52
"I'm old, I'm tired, I think my time has come....




So I would like to hire you five, whos combined age matches my age, to fuck me to death."

*shrug*

Fair enough

Oerdin
07-10-2005, 17:16:38
Originally posted by Asher
people over 80 years old.


That's because all they have to do is take a rousing walk around the park and they're face down in the gutter.

Beta1
07-10-2005, 17:24:28
Originally posted by Funko
"I'm old, I'm tired, I think my time has come....




So I would like to hire you five, whos combined age matches my age, to fuck me to death."

*shrug*

Fair enough

if you've got to go thats the way to do it!

Funko
07-10-2005, 17:27:01
It's how Mr Punch went.

Gary
07-10-2005, 18:01:51
And the way he came

fp
07-10-2005, 18:10:05
Originally posted by Funko
"I'm old, I'm tired, I think my time has come....




So I would like to hire you five, whos combined age matches my age, to fuck me to death."

*shrug*

Fair enough

Five 16 year olds fucking an 80 year old..... :hmm:

Gary
07-10-2005, 18:14:53
If ya gotta go, ya go in style :D :D :D :lol:

Funko
10-10-2005, 13:40:56
Originally posted by fp
Five 16 year olds fucking an 80 year old..... :hmm:

Maybe he's older than 80? (I admit I didn't actually do that maths. :lol: )