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Funko
06-10-2005, 12:00:18
Then how'd you get up the duff?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/4314466.stm

mr.G
06-10-2005, 12:03:59
they must have sex...jesjes.
so your thread title is wrong....jesjes

Funko
06-10-2005, 12:05:26
you must have sex - jij neuk!

Gary
06-10-2005, 12:08:45
Another virgin birth (to be).

Keep a look out for a bright star

King_Ghidra
06-10-2005, 12:11:59
perhaps she was wandering around naked and she slipped on some of tom's cum and it went up her cunt

Funko
06-10-2005, 12:13:00
Doing the hoovering or something?

mr.G
06-10-2005, 12:15:43
yaaaaaay or maybe she sat on a dirty toilet seat.......that is possible jesjes

Scabrous Birdseed
06-10-2005, 12:24:06
No, no, I'm positive that's how you get AIDS, not pregnant.

Funko
06-10-2005, 12:25:33
No, you get pregnant from IV drug use and kissing boys if you are a boy.

Provost Harrison
06-10-2005, 12:31:15
Scientologist fuckwits...

mr.G
06-10-2005, 12:32:29
maybe PH is pregnant also?

mr.G
06-10-2005, 12:33:07
Originally posted by Scabrous Birdseed
No, no, I'm positive that's how you get AIDS, not pregnant. HIV positive?

Provost Harrison
06-10-2005, 12:33:10
It's purely lard deposits I'm afraid...

Drekkus
06-10-2005, 12:35:59
I thought this would be about mrs John Holmes.


Holmes romanticised about marrying Cruise as a young girl Quotes like that are really putting a weird perspective on this.

Scabrous Birdseed
06-10-2005, 12:37:12
Originally posted by mr.G
HIV positive?

Whooo! Someone actually PHd one of my jokes. I'm so proud.

Funko
06-10-2005, 12:37:42
ie.

Holmes fantasized about fucking Cruise as a young girl

Tizzy
06-10-2005, 12:43:19
Originally posted by Drekkus
I thought this would be about mrs John Holmes.


Quotes like that are really putting a weird perspective on this.

It wouldn't be so weird if it was worded properly:

As a young girl, Holmes romanticised about marrying Cruise.

Funko
06-10-2005, 12:44:06
:lol:

fp
06-10-2005, 12:47:07
:lol:

mr.G
06-10-2005, 13:03:00
:lol:

Venom
06-10-2005, 13:12:23
Ahhh the differences in semantics between the sexes.

Gary
06-10-2005, 14:05:51
I'd assumed they'd written what she said/meant. Everyone should have a good fantasy.

Venom
06-10-2005, 14:25:38
Also, Katie Holmes has been taking it up the ass for years. She meant no "real" sex before marriage.

Funko
06-10-2005, 14:26:29
Ah, maybe some cum dribbled out of her bum and took the long swim to eggsville.

Sometimes I'm glad my girlfriend doesn't see what I post.

King_Ghidra
06-10-2005, 14:29:53
she's not the only one who has you on ignore

Funko
06-10-2005, 14:31:53
She has to ignore me in real life too. Poor girl.