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Lazarus and the Gimp
30-09-2005, 20:03:58
Unbelieveable.

Of course, it's pointless to draw their attention to the fact that the cost of requesting and processing this far outweighs the 60p itself. When you deal with the Inland Revenue, you do not deal with the real world.

Lurker the Second
30-09-2005, 21:08:25
You fucking tax cheating bastard.

Oerdin
30-09-2005, 21:44:48
They should lock him in the slammer and throw away the key.

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-09-2005, 23:17:06
Oh, please. In an enclosed space with several hundred new bitches and it's supposed to be some sort of punishment?

protein
30-09-2005, 23:38:55
Ask them to send you a courier you a receipt.

Alexander's Horse
01-10-2005, 02:15:11
too many you a

protein
01-10-2005, 02:32:32
Make sense I not try write bad to begin understand not try even.

protein
01-10-2005, 02:33:14
How could I cock that up so badly?

Lazarus and the Gimp
01-10-2005, 08:35:32
It's incoherent asshat day!

Fergus & The Brazen Car
01-10-2005, 09:59:44
Send them the requisite amount in a prepaid envelope with something heavy atatched- for instance, a Mendip or Lundy Island.


Should spread much cheer throughout the Attax Office.

Cruddy
01-10-2005, 23:51:07
Breezeblock. Stick the prepaid envelope to the breezeblock with PVA glue.

You can always claim it's the Post office having a laugh - make sure you use gloves.

Personally I'd send a cheque for 61 pence and then phone up incessantly for a refund - using someone else's phone of course.

Oerdin
02-10-2005, 02:40:46
Cruddy is on to something!

Cruddy
02-10-2005, 23:20:16
I got a temporary job typing in credit card applications.

Next to the post desk was a large pile of breezeblocks.

Work the rest out yourself.