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Sir Penguin
29-09-2005, 23:26:29
Somebody's got to tell those stupid kids how to lace a fucking shoe. :mad:

SP

Provost Harrison
29-09-2005, 23:57:46
?

Oerdin
30-09-2005, 00:02:19
No doubt you will be running around with 12 year old thai hookers in no time. :p

self biased
30-09-2005, 01:11:07
isn't that the whole point of going to thailand? the whores?

protein
30-09-2005, 01:28:39
Yup. That's why my girlfriend and I went several times. Them whores. Just can't get enough.

Sir Penguin
30-09-2005, 06:08:40
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
?
You don't have to worry, the thread doesn't apply to Velcro shoes.

SP

RedFred
30-09-2005, 06:43:23
How can they go wrong? I generally go military (IIII) for Oxfords, XXX for runners.

notyoueither
30-09-2005, 08:11:36
...the world to sing,
in perfect harmony...

Gary
30-09-2005, 09:02:37
Shoes are weird. One spends a fair proportion of one's life trying to "break them in". What's all that about ? Deliberately inflicting pain on your feet just to wear animal skin on them ?

Says he, pissed off at trying to get the present new pair painless.

Funko
30-09-2005, 09:10:33
Originally posted by protein
Yup. That's why my girlfriend and I went several times. Them whores. Just can't get enough.

Finally he admits it.

Oerdin
30-09-2005, 09:21:11
If you buy good shoes they shouldn't need much breaking in. The exception is heavy duty fullgrain hiking boots but even those aren't to bad these days if the leather has been treated properly and is of the highest quality.

Funko
30-09-2005, 09:21:48
I've never had to break in new shoes.

Funko
30-09-2005, 09:22:27
When I did have hiking boots (a long time ago) they needed breaking in but they didn't hurt...

Gary
30-09-2005, 09:50:26
I went through a period of buying the softer casual trainer type, but have gone back to leather recently. Can't recall buying a classic style leather shoe I didn't have to break in.

Drekkus
30-09-2005, 10:17:51
SP is going for one of those nifty 100 dollar laptops.

Funko
30-09-2005, 10:18:49
I do have freakishly narrow feet...

Drekkus
30-09-2005, 10:36:03
Does that qualify you for a poor kids laptop?

MDA
30-09-2005, 11:52:10
Do you know what they say about guys with freakishly narrow feet?

Funko
30-09-2005, 11:56:52
Yes.

I also have a womans hands*.



*thanks blackadder

The Norks
30-09-2005, 11:57:31
Originally posted by Funko
Yes.

I also have a womans hands*.



*thanks blackadder

:hmm:

Nills Lagerbaak
30-09-2005, 12:05:50
Originally posted by Funko
Yes.

I also have a womans hands*.



*thanks blackadder


You also have a womans purse, me'lord.

Funko
30-09-2005, 12:06:21
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/blackadder/epguide/two_potato.shtml

"You have a woman's hand, milord! I'll wager these dainty pinkies never weighed anchor in a storm."
"Your skin milord. I'll wager it ne'er felt the lash of a cat ['o' nine tails], been rubbed with salt, and then flayed off by a pirate chief to make fine stockings for his best cabin boy."
"Ha. -Aah! You have a woman's purse! I'll wager that purse has never been used as a rowing-boat. I'll wager it's never had sixteen shipwrecked mariners tossing in it."
"Oh! You have a woman's mouth, milord! I'll wager that mouth never had to chew through the side of a ship to escape the dreadful spindly killer fish. "

- Mad Captain Rum discusses Blackadder's attributes

Nills Lagerbaak
30-09-2005, 12:14:14
I'll wager it's never had sixteen shipwrecked mariners tossing in it.

I watched that sketch with my mum. Embarassing

The Norks
30-09-2005, 12:15:33
you're so uptight :)

Nills Lagerbaak
30-09-2005, 12:20:13
Ha ha. I sure am!

Venom
30-09-2005, 13:12:07
So. Back to the whores.

What's the maximum number you and your girlfriend purchased at once, protein? 10, 15? They're like candy down there. Buy them in bulk and pop them in your mouth by the handful, right?

Funko
30-09-2005, 13:38:28
And what's the youngest age? 10? 15?