View Full Version : What is it about Warrington that makes you want to marry your mother in law?

27-09-2005, 13:58:33


27-09-2005, 14:01:25
I was in Warrington for a couple of months.

It be a right shit hole.

27-09-2005, 14:02:23

she is one foxy lady

Nills Lagerbaak
27-09-2005, 14:04:00
This is completely understandable. We've all seen hollyoaks right? Also remember that mother and daughter duo who were going for Miss England or something.

mmmm, yummy mummies.

* Although in the warrington case, It's completely nuts

27-09-2005, 14:06:20
We've all seen holyoaks right? Errr.. no... a soap opera isn't it ? Well then.

27-09-2005, 14:07:55
Keeping it all in the family.

27-09-2005, 15:19:58
funko has seen loads of hollyoaks, gary, he can bring you up to date i'm sure

27-09-2005, 15:23:57
I have no idea what Nills is talking about this time though,

27-09-2005, 15:35:24
I think I remember something about some guy dating his ex's mother on Hollyoaks a few years ago. What a sad case I am. I seem to be perpetually living with people who insist on watching Hollyoaks while we eat dinner - first my uni housemates and now my g/f. It's a supremely shit program, but like any soap if you watch it every day you find yourself getting drawn in....

Nills Lagerbaak
27-09-2005, 15:36:06
Oh come on. I don't watch it but I know enough about it to know it's packed full of milfs. Milfs whose daughters you'd also happily sort out.

27-09-2005, 15:38:22
It has no milfs, trust me. I've noticed that the number of tasty young ladies has also depleted in the last few months. :(

27-09-2005, 15:41:32
You English are all mixed up. You're supposed to dump your wife for a younger girl not an older one.

27-09-2005, 15:42:58

27-09-2005, 15:43:21
X-Post but it works.

Nills Lagerbaak
27-09-2005, 15:47:39
Not fact. I like the Italian looking one....mmm. Aslo the blonde theatrical one is pretty hot.

And regarding mother inlaws, they make a good stop gap whilst looking for a younger model. Also we all know you have to look at a girls mum before you get serious with them.

27-09-2005, 15:49:30
Saying the number has depleted doesn't mean there aren't any fit ones left.

27-09-2005, 15:49:46
It's a rebellion against the old Northern Mother-in-law jokes.

Nills Lagerbaak
27-09-2005, 15:52:44
Actually you said FACT to the statement that there are no Milfs left. There are about 3 milfs left you damn pedant.

27-09-2005, 15:55:31
There might be some mylfs but no milfs.

Nills Lagerbaak
27-09-2005, 15:56:47
But it was fp who said it. he was talking about mhlfs

27-09-2005, 15:57:14
It seems he and I agree then.

27-09-2005, 16:00:55
The best looking girls in Hollyoaks are always the extras just randomly hanging around the swimming pool at the Uni. Rawr.

27-09-2005, 16:02:16

Yes, the swimming pool, that was a shameless addition to the set wasn't it.

27-09-2005, 16:06:09
The introduction of a SU med-wrestling pit seems the next logical step.

Nills Lagerbaak
27-09-2005, 16:08:20
Jesus. A Sonic Undermind med-wrestling pit?? I assume you mean mud, which is an even scarier

27-09-2005, 16:09:00
in mud on meds?

27-09-2005, 16:11:43
Iam a carpy typrr.

Nills Lagerbaak
27-09-2005, 16:12:32
When will a politician pledge to eliminate ugliness from the females populous..... The current way the law stands is in breach of my human rights.

27-09-2005, 17:05:09
This thread makes no sense at all.

27-09-2005, 17:23:14
I agree; dumping your wife for her mom makes no sense.

27-09-2005, 17:24:13
Typical Counterglow thread then. Should feel right at home.