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Lazarus and the Gimp
25-09-2005, 17:08:42
1- Urinal splashback

Lazarus and the Gimp
25-09-2005, 17:09:22
2- Barrow-in-Furness, Cumbria.

Lazarus and the Gimp
25-09-2005, 17:09:50
3- Ebola

Lurker the Second
25-09-2005, 19:32:39
Whew, thought you were talking about me again.

protein
25-09-2005, 20:24:42
football culture

Drekkus
25-09-2005, 20:42:03
4. Mosquitos

Lazarus and the Gimp
25-09-2005, 21:08:53
5- Edam cheese

Drekkus
25-09-2005, 22:09:01
6. cheese

Sir Penguin
25-09-2005, 22:29:05
7. Lurker

SP

HelloKitty
25-09-2005, 22:39:51
8- The interweb

protein
25-09-2005, 23:19:50
:lol:

Oerdin
25-09-2005, 23:46:19
Counterglow

Koshko
26-09-2005, 00:08:21
10 - Reality TV

Fergus & The Brazen Car
26-09-2005, 10:08:57
1. William Hague

2. Prince Michael of Kent

3. Taft, U.S.A.

4. Robert Mugabe's moustache

Kitsuki
26-09-2005, 10:13:20
Wayne Rooney

The Norks
26-09-2005, 11:57:41
slugs

pubic hair

bus tickets

MoSe
26-09-2005, 12:04:38
n. anyone who complains about the weather

Rodgers
26-09-2005, 13:01:30
the weather (today)

MoSe
26-09-2005, 13:03:50
unredeemable

The Norks
26-09-2005, 13:41:59
work

Funko
26-09-2005, 13:49:47
34. Coupon for 25p off washing powder

Immortal Wombat
26-09-2005, 13:50:26
Terminal two of Charles de Gaulle airport.

Japher
26-09-2005, 13:54:18
Shower Farts

Venom
26-09-2005, 13:59:37
Bent nails.

fp
26-09-2005, 14:09:35
Non-alcoholic beer

Funko
26-09-2005, 14:13:22
^True

Funko
26-09-2005, 14:13:43
Non-alcoholic posters

Japher
26-09-2005, 14:17:22
Vegetarian Products that are meant to taste and resemble meat products...

Kitsuki
26-09-2005, 14:28:04
Originally posted by Funko
^True


Budweiser adverts.

Kitsuki
26-09-2005, 14:28:40
And for that matter, Budweiser.

Kitsuki
26-09-2005, 14:29:32
Laz's brother-in-law's brother.

Sir Penguin
26-09-2005, 16:19:45
44. Apolyton

SP

Venom
26-09-2005, 16:33:38
45. *Insert link to my profile here*

Chris
26-09-2005, 19:52:57
This thread

Lazarus and the Gimp
26-09-2005, 20:00:33
Originally posted by The Norks
pubic hair



Pubes are great. Baldy tackle looks freakish and angry.

JM^3
26-09-2005, 21:45:59
Jon Miller

Fergus & The Brazen Car
27-09-2005, 10:14:29
Originally posted by The Norks


pubic hair




You have a downer on serial killers or Christian fetishists ?


;)

Funko
27-09-2005, 11:09:50
67. Australia

Kitsuki
27-09-2005, 11:31:45
68. Cucumbers.

Drekkus
27-09-2005, 11:33:35
What's wrong with cucumbers?

Kitsuki
27-09-2005, 11:37:33
Whats good about cucumbers?

Funko
27-09-2005, 11:41:01
Cheaper than most sex toys?

The Norks
27-09-2005, 11:42:07
Originally posted by Fergus & The Brazen Car
You have a downer on serial killers or Christian fetishists ?


;)

I could have widened it to 'anything that gets in your teeth unecessarily eg, celery, poppy seeds, spinach, pubes. Hmm..

Kitsuki
27-09-2005, 11:50:14
Originally posted by Funko
Cheaper than most sex toys?

And how do you use a cucumber as a sex toy Funko? ;)

Funko
27-09-2005, 12:00:46
Bend over and I'll show you.

Kitsuki
27-09-2005, 12:04:23
Just checking it wasnt for your personal use chappy.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
27-09-2005, 12:06:55
Originally posted by The Norks
I could have widened it to 'anything that gets in your teeth unecessarily eg, celery, poppy seeds, spinach, pubes. Hmm..

You eat some strange salads and sandwiches. I leave pubic hair out of my lunches...

In any case, trimming trumps shaving- no itchy regrowth. And it's fun to share the trimming duties with a friend...

mr.G
27-09-2005, 12:07:10
Originally posted by Kitsuki
And how do you use a cucumber as a sex toy Funko? ;) Is this possible? use a green thing to make a white spot on a brown background





















jesjes
stick a cucumber in a black girls butt and break it.

King_Ghidra
27-09-2005, 12:13:31
:eek: :nervous:

mr.G
27-09-2005, 12:18:28
ah KG you did that already haaah

The Norks
27-09-2005, 12:19:33
Originally posted by Fergus & The Brazen Car
You eat some strange salads and sandwiches. I leave pubic hair out of my lunches...

In any case, trimming trumps shaving- no itchy regrowth. And it's fun to share the trimming duties with a friend...

wax on, wax off ;)

Fergus & The Brazen Car
27-09-2005, 12:23:07
Zoiks!


No one is waxing my 'nads, thanks very much.


And no perineal wax plastering for me, either.

Funko
27-09-2005, 12:24:07
People say no pain no gain but I see that as a great deal.

I might not gain but I get no pain which is a definite plus.

The Norks
27-09-2005, 12:43:37
well I can't speak for the nads, but waxing my bikini line is considerably less painful than the front of my shins and ankles where the skin is thinner.

A couple of glasses of wine and some nurofen and you can't feel a thing lol!

Funko
27-09-2005, 12:48:41
I reckon I'd be a very hairy girl.

Funko
27-09-2005, 12:49:03
Now there's a lovely mental image to take you all to lunch.

The Norks
27-09-2005, 12:52:51
I have Celtic dark hair and pale skin so I look like a satyr if I don't wax my legs :D

mr.G
27-09-2005, 13:08:59
Originally posted by Funko
I reckon I'd be a very hairy girl. dirty hairy?

Venom
27-09-2005, 13:19:03
This just in: I have a very hairy ass.

King_Ghidra
27-09-2005, 13:25:21
take it to the picture thread boys

mr.G
27-09-2005, 13:29:53
Originally posted by Venom
This just in: I have a very hairy ass. hmmmmm that's not nice when you take a long schjit is it?

can you wear dreadlocks?

Venom
27-09-2005, 13:44:52
It's more curly afro.

mr.G
27-09-2005, 13:50:11
:lol:

pimp your butthair

self biased
27-09-2005, 16:06:55
i'm not angry... just disappointed.

Shining1
28-09-2005, 02:59:30
70. Men's nipples

devilmunchkin
28-09-2005, 06:21:55
my boyfriend's egg donor.... (aka estranged mother)

Fergus & The Brazen Car
29-09-2005, 11:34:47
Originally posted by The Norks
I have Celtic dark hair and pale skin so I look like a satyr if I don't wax my legs :D


Move to France- or call yourself Julia Roberts.


That way you could have a Greek grandmother's worth of mingehair under each arm and no one would care.

Drekkus
29-09-2005, 11:37:44
She has that?

King_Ghidra
29-09-2005, 12:10:56
http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/3522.jpg

mr.G
29-09-2005, 12:17:18
she has a second beaver coollllllllllll

Venom
29-09-2005, 13:41:38
That looks like my under arm.

mr.G
29-09-2005, 13:42:25
no it doesn't
your are way way VETTER

Chris
29-09-2005, 13:43:57
Maybe that is Eric Roberts in drag.

King_Ghidra
29-09-2005, 13:49:56
It's no coinicdence that the Baltimore Orioles are adjacent to this thread

Venom
29-09-2005, 13:57:55
The Baltimore Orioles are hairy women?

Funko
29-09-2005, 13:59:36
no wonder they lose.