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Tizzy
23-09-2005, 14:45:35
During the team outing to the pub this lunchtime, annoying newbie decided his first orange juice was boring so he'd stick a triple vodka in the next one.
Which he then had to down cos we all decided to go somewhere else.
He had a single in the next pub and was trying to persaude everyone else to have another drink when I left.

The question is, when he gets back, will he
a) fall asleep
b) be funny
or c) be more annoying than usual?

Place your bets!

Funko
23-09-2005, 14:46:56
d) if it's nearly 3 and he's not back yet why would he bother coming back at all?

Nills Lagerbaak
23-09-2005, 14:47:01
be more rock and roll than you lot by the sound of it! Fair play to the Newbie, I predict he'll be funny and/or crude.

The Higgelhoff
23-09-2005, 14:47:05
d) sore dingding

JM^3
23-09-2005, 14:47:43
yeah, it sounds like he will be coming back in a wheel barrel

JM

Venom
23-09-2005, 14:48:27
All of the above.

Tizzy
23-09-2005, 14:53:24
Originally posted by The Higgelhoff
d) sore dingding

Nah, I wouldn't waste my energy.

I'm quite surprised (and I have to grudginly say, a little impressed), I didn't think he was the type to slack off and get pissed during the day.
I may have underestimated him.

The Higgelhoff
23-09-2005, 14:54:39
I made that mistake at my old job. Being pissed and trying to take customer complaints seriously is a dangerous combo.

Funko
23-09-2005, 14:54:49
:lol:

Tizzy
23-09-2005, 14:58:08
Not so many years ago I used to answer the main switchboard here.
Quite often after about a bottle of wine at lunchtime.

These days I don't know how I used to do that without fucking up the calls.

Venom
23-09-2005, 15:03:43
You're such an old hag now.

Tizzy
23-09-2005, 15:05:10
"You're only as old as the man you feel"
Therefore I've aged a lot in the last year.

Funko
23-09-2005, 15:09:23
Time to trade you in for a younger model then.

Tizzy
23-09-2005, 15:14:32
You won't get a very good trade in amount for me.

The Higgelhoff
23-09-2005, 15:16:44
You could be ideal for a learner.

King_Ghidra
23-09-2005, 15:39:50
Originally posted by JM^3
yeah, it sounds like he will be coming back in a wheel barrel

JM

i think the piece of equipment you are looking for is a wheelbarrow

Tizzy
23-09-2005, 15:43:22
I would have been impressed if he'd come back in a barrel.

Unfortunately the correct answer is that he's been very very quiet since he got back. I think I now have a cunning plan.......

Venom
23-09-2005, 15:46:50
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
i think the piece of equipment you are looking for is a wheelbarrow

You're wrong. It's a new contraption. A barrel on wheels. Think of what it will do to the keg market!

Japher
23-09-2005, 15:52:08
kegs are heavy when they are full

The Higgelhoff
23-09-2005, 15:53:06
But they can be rolled.

King_Ghidra
23-09-2005, 16:03:15
so can venom

Venom
23-09-2005, 16:17:53
I'd like some wheels though.

Funko
23-09-2005, 16:20:58
For your dumpster?

Venom
23-09-2005, 16:24:52
No, because then people would roll it away. With me possibly in it.

I want wheels so I can roll. Like a wheel barrel.

mr.G
23-09-2005, 16:25:56
rock and roll?

Funko
23-09-2005, 16:29:59
He wheely wants to wok and woll.

maroule
23-09-2005, 16:37:00
you weally horny? you want to pawty?

Funko
23-09-2005, 16:37:37
No.

Venom
23-09-2005, 16:41:12
Originally posted by maroule
you weally horny? you want to pawty?

You missed an r.

maroule
23-09-2005, 17:24:28
sue me, bastawd

Venom
23-09-2005, 17:58:24
And rely on the courts to fairly settle things? No way.

mr.G
23-09-2005, 17:59:52
the frech rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr realy fucked

HelloKitty
23-09-2005, 18:05:27
Originally posted by Tizzy
During the team outing to the pub this lunchtime, annoying newbie decided his first orange juice was boring so he'd stick a triple vodka in the next one.
Which he then had to down cos we all decided to go somewhere else.
He had a single in the next pub and was trying to persaude everyone else to have another drink when I left.

The question is, when he gets back, will he
a) fall asleep
b) be funny
or c) be more annoying than usual?

Place your bets!

D) Wake up and his butt will be bleeding.

JM^3
23-09-2005, 18:19:56
what is it with you and teh butt?

JM

BigGameHunter
23-09-2005, 18:41:44
We need to drink during work in the US. I have only had one job where I did that at lunch.
God...we suck ballz.

Japher
23-09-2005, 19:07:01
My boss says we can drink at lunch, just don't get drunk or come back to work drunk and let the higher up see/smell you.

Lazarus and the Gimp
23-09-2005, 19:18:41
In this glorious nation, your boss's opinions on the subject are irrelevant.

BigGameHunter
23-09-2005, 19:33:05
Damn...I want to emigrate to some drunker second rate country where they don't give a damn about "getting ahead" or "beating the competition" or any of that shit! I'm Irish and lazy...they should be required to take me back!
NOW!!!!!

Nills Lagerbaak
24-09-2005, 03:45:15
"second rate"?? A land where people don't have to waste their lives making some cunt successful is the future, not second rate.

JM^3
24-09-2005, 07:18:00
I sdm dricnl

and I gagbe I jhsn fwe3df oils nin my haikr

?H

Lazarus and the Gimp
24-09-2005, 07:50:17
You filthy bitch.

JM^3
24-09-2005, 18:52:02
another effect that I now have all the time, but I didn't use to is hangovers

JM

Oerdin
24-09-2005, 19:27:13
Originally posted by maroule
you weally horny? you want to pawty?

"Me luv y'u long time."