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Kitsuki
23-09-2005, 11:54:34
Dont know if this has been posted before, but -

http://www.xs4all.nl/~egbg/counterscript.html

My boss and I have tried it on two of them this morning. We have been in stiches both times, and the poor berk on the other end of the phone has become pretty confused...

:lol:

mr.G
23-09-2005, 11:58:13
:lol:

Kitsuki
23-09-2005, 12:01:32
First one was just confused, and even managed to soldier past the toothpaste questions...

Number two, became indignant and asked why we would want to ask so many irrelevant questions. Surely irony is lost on them.

We now have it set on speakerphone so everyone can gather round and listen in...

Drekkus
23-09-2005, 12:04:14
I posted this before.

mr.G
23-09-2005, 12:04:54
you aaarrr on my ignore list

Drekkus
23-09-2005, 12:09:58
who are you?

mr.G
23-09-2005, 12:26:51
Dick van Dyckes best friend

Rodgers
23-09-2005, 13:06:22
Originally posted by mr.G
Dick van Dyckes best friend


Dick Van Finger?

Aredhran
26-09-2005, 09:07:37
This is brilliant, gotta try it sometime

alsieboo
27-09-2005, 22:43:32
my friend had this person call up trying to sell double glazing and ended up going on a date with her