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Tizzy
22-09-2005, 12:51:41
Shamelessy lifted from the BBC website (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4259624.stm), what books should only have been one line long?

* Dracula - This book sucks
* The Scarlet Pimpernel - Where the hell is he?
* Bridget Jones's Diary - V. v. tangled love life
* Fever Pitch - Moaning Arsenal fan mopes over results
* The Never-Ending Story - Actually, it does
* Hamlet - Self-absorbed nutter bangs on about death

Nills Lagerbaak
22-09-2005, 12:54:56
This thread? :p


* Draclua doesn't such by the way, but I do appreciate the pun

Funko
22-09-2005, 13:01:40
* Lord of the Rings - Frodo threw Bilbo's old ring away

King_Ghidra
22-09-2005, 13:02:15
Fiction Forum!

Funko
22-09-2005, 13:06:27
The Bible - God did it.

DaShi
22-09-2005, 13:43:57
:lol:

fp
22-09-2005, 14:14:15
The Koran - God did it slightly differently.

Chris
22-09-2005, 15:32:42
War and peace - Title covers all possibilities.

Japher
22-09-2005, 15:54:31
The Huntchback of Notre Dame - Bitch!

The Iliad - Bitch!

The Scarlet Letter - Bitch!

The Taming of the Shrew - Bitch!

Little Women - Bitches!

Old Man in the Sea - Sharks!

The Higgelhoff
22-09-2005, 16:08:22
The Stand - Retard saves the world.

Debaser
22-09-2005, 16:25:19
Catcher In The Rye - Angsty teenager mopes.

Immortal Wombat
22-09-2005, 16:37:58
Crime and Punishment - oooooh, will he confess? Yes.

Chris
22-09-2005, 16:43:58
the Odessey- Don't piss off the Gods.

Immortal Wombat
22-09-2005, 16:44:32
The Count of Monte Cristo - pwned

Beta1
22-09-2005, 16:49:32
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Crime and Punishment - oooooh, will he confess? Yes.

:lol:

Saves me reading it then!

King_Ghidra
22-09-2005, 16:55:45
Dune - little lord loses it all and then regains it by making friends with worms

Chris
22-09-2005, 16:59:52
Dyanectics- You too can be rich by getting idiot hollywood people to believe you created a religion

Immortal Wombat
22-09-2005, 17:12:04
Candide - Life's a bitch

Funko
22-09-2005, 17:12:24
The Hobbit - Bilbo went there and back again

Nills Lagerbaak
22-09-2005, 17:33:12
The maelstrom - Starts well, but soon gets caught in a downward spiral.

fp
22-09-2005, 18:16:59
Lord of the Rings - lingusitics, homoerotica, linguistics, landscapes, homoerotica, linguitics, homoerotica, eagles.

fp
22-09-2005, 18:20:59
Ulysses - turbatio ad nauseum

mr.G
22-09-2005, 18:29:32
The adventures of Shitkiss..............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Chris
22-09-2005, 18:33:49
How to win friends and influence people-The ONE book never read by any CG poster

Lazarus and the Gimp
22-09-2005, 19:23:52
"1984"- Don't even think about it.

Lazarus and the Gimp
22-09-2005, 19:26:08
"Fanny Hill"- Fanny filled.

Japher
22-09-2005, 21:11:24
"Animal Farm" - Thank god for meat eaters

"The Jungle" - Hahahahahaha @ the meat eaters

Debaser
23-09-2005, 00:20:18
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
"1984"- Don't even think about it.

:lol: Quality.

Rodgers
23-09-2005, 13:40:39
Lolita - dont fuck children

Fergus & The Brazen Car
24-09-2005, 13:37:59
The Collected Speeches of Margaret Thatcher (Hardcover):

The mouth that roared.


Alternatively, 'crass lower middle class small minded bitches that should have been put down at birth'.