View Full Version : Celebrity abuse Googlewhack obscenathon

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-09-2005, 09:31:30
Mission - type a term of abuse into a Google image search and see which is the first identfiable celebrity to emerge.

Results so far-

Gobshite = Germaine Greer
Tosspot = Duncan Goodhew
Bastard = Michael Moore
Knuckledragger = George W Bush
Fuckwit = Charlie Dimmock
Imbecile = George W Bush
Bell end = Ariel Sharon
Arsewit = HRH The Duke of Edinburgh
Arsehole = Teddy Sheringham

18-09-2005, 10:09:44

asshat = lionel ritchie.

Greg W
18-09-2005, 10:21:59
Well, type in fucknuckle and celebrity (I am far too lazy to read through all the dross if you leave the term celebrity out), and Dubya pops up in the #1 entry...

18-09-2005, 10:32:05

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-09-2005, 11:31:51
That Duncan Goodhew one baffles me. He was an Olympic gold medallist in swimming from 1980.

18-09-2005, 11:37:40
But he was so good at tiddlywinks too

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-09-2005, 11:41:18
And nearly made it to the Winter Olympics in the bobsleigh team.

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-09-2005, 11:42:51
Nincompoop = Hugh Laurie
Cretin = a group photo of the band Queen.

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-09-2005, 11:44:30
Tosser = Michael Moore

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-09-2005, 11:48:43
My, there appear to be loads of Americans called "Berk".

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-09-2005, 11:49:55
Ah, so predictable.

Knbhead = Robert Kilroy-Silk.

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-09-2005, 11:53:23
Incredible mingebag = Harry Potter (if you count fantasy characters).

Ade Akinbiyi if you don't.

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-09-2005, 12:02:00
Funnily enough, the Google entry ranked 4th for "leprous twat" makes reference to "The Lurker".

Scabrous Birdseed
18-09-2005, 13:44:48
Scum sucker = David Duchovny

18-09-2005, 17:50:25
Hoser = David Hasselhoff

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-09-2005, 19:14:47
Dribbling poltroon- Napolean Bonaparte

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-09-2005, 19:16:35
Another athlete here-

Mincing ladyboy = Colin Jackson

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-09-2005, 19:25:07
Munter = Gabriele Munter (German Expressionist Painter, 1877-1962)

18-09-2005, 19:30:35
Pug faced gimp - Tracey Emin

18-09-2005, 19:42:59
gay twat appears to bring up eddie izzard or the olsen twins...

18-09-2005, 19:45:23
"carbuncle on the arse of humanity" gives some aussie bloke called sam newman

Greg W
18-09-2005, 20:02:17
:lol: That'd be Sam allright. :lol:

Scabrous Birdseed
18-09-2005, 21:06:20
How about racist slurs?

Nigger = John Lennon & Yoko Ono
Gyppo = Luis Garcia and Steven Gerrard
Paki = Ashton Kuchner
Wop = legendary DJ Alan Freed
Greaseball = Robert Plant
Polack = L. L. Zamenhof, father of Esperanto
Sand Nigger = George W Bush
Wetback = Christina Aguilera
Spade = Tariq Aziz

By the way, the amount of people named "Coon" is pretty amazing, I reached page 10 before giving up.

Scabrous Birdseed
18-09-2005, 22:19:32
More racism. This activity is strangely fascinating.

Kraut = Steve Jones
Kaffir = Martin Luther King
Hun = Charlize Theron
Spic = Jim Capaldi of Traffic
Cracker = Jesus
Golliwogg = Claude Debussy
Gook = John McCain
Kike = Denilson
Lapp = Emanuel Lasker, world chess champion (1894 - 1921)
Jap = Sean Connery

18-09-2005, 22:38:42
Originally posted by Scabrous Birdseed

Golliwogg = Claude Debussy

That would be down to "The golliwogg's cakewalk" a rather mad piano piece by debussy.

19-09-2005, 09:14:03
cunt = Damon Albarn


19-09-2005, 09:24:43
Best of the lot. :lol:

Mr. Bas
19-09-2005, 13:39:41
The english searches give way too much pages to wade through, but the dutch version is fun as well.

Holneuker = Dick Advocaat
Gratenkut = Paris Hilton
Imbeciel = Els Borst
Paardenbeffer = Jan Marijnisse
Klapmongool = Jamai
Verzopen lijk = Boudewijn de Groot
Klootzak = Adolf Hitler
Domme rukker = Gerard Joling
Kuthoer = Hans Teeuwen
Suffe knor = Dick Advocaat
Hufter = Jan Dijkgraaf

It's a surprisingly entertaining activity...

Mr. Bas
19-09-2005, 13:42:50
Schoft = Cameron Diaz


19-09-2005, 14:23:22
Originally posted by Beta1

asshat = lionel ritchie.

I get Al Franken