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Vincent
14-09-2005, 20:56:16
I always wondered: why should I kiss a teacher? Is it special? I think the only one speacial was my sociology teacher, he looked a little like Fidel Castro with a bbigger beard. I don't like the thought of kissing him ...

Have you ever kissed a teacher? Did someone scream?

He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov

Beta1
14-09-2005, 22:19:42
Errgh get away you big hairy german

Vincent
14-09-2005, 22:20:45
Kiss me, kiss me!, I heard the seagulls screaming!

Drekkus
14-09-2005, 23:08:30
I had a cute 24 year old interim teacher once, who on warm days wore an open tshirt, and would lean over my table so i could look down her shirt and see her bra. I was 15 and I really really wanted to kiss her. Never happened though. :(

Drekkus
14-09-2005, 23:09:11
Wasn't Sting a teacher himself, btw?

Debaser
14-09-2005, 23:16:36
Yep, Sting was an English teacher.

I kissed a teacher once, wasn't actually my teacher though.

Provost Harrison
14-09-2005, 23:23:19
Yeah, I've kissed a teacher...

Debaser
14-09-2005, 23:29:10
Did she take an injunction out?

This thread has the best title i've seen for ages I'd just like to say.

Lurker the Second
14-09-2005, 23:31:19
The girl I took to my high school prom ended up being a teacher. And, unfortunately, a lesbian.

Immortal Wombat
14-09-2005, 23:37:25
Isn't your mother a teacher Rich?

Oerdin
14-09-2005, 23:49:14
All my teachers were either old men or old women. Well, there was one female PE coach when I was 16 who looked to be in her late 20's but she was kind of ugly and her skin looked like leather from spending to much time at the beach without sunscreen.

Fistandantilus
14-09-2005, 23:59:50
I had a teacher of german who was veeery hot. I think that's the reason I now do not know a single word of german.

DaShi
15-09-2005, 07:11:57
Originally posted by Oerdin
All my teachers were either old men or old women. Well, there was one female PE coach when I was 16 who looked to be in her late 20's but she was kind of ugly and her skin looked like leather from spending to much time at the beach without sunscreen.

Yeah, go on.

mr.G
15-09-2005, 08:53:17
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
The girl I took to my high school prom ended up being a teacher. And, unfortunately, a lesbian. :lol:

Funko
15-09-2005, 09:12:10
Like Debaser I have kissed a teacher, but she wasn't my teacher.

And she didn't turn into a lesbian either.

mr.G
15-09-2005, 09:21:44
she turned into a frog?

Funko
15-09-2005, 09:22:22
The Crazy frog

ding dingding ding ding.

mr.G
15-09-2005, 09:31:05
so you are an inverse prince......

Nills Lagerbaak
15-09-2005, 09:44:42
I've had relations with a few teachers, none of them mine though (unless you class the language of love as a subject)

I've kissed my old teacher's daughter.

We used to have a great German teacher who had the biggest knockers, shortest skirt, owned a motorbike and liked to rock. She was cool....

Provost Harrison
15-09-2005, 11:20:58
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Isn't your mother a teacher Rich?

:cute:

MDA
15-09-2005, 11:53:36
Our (arguably) best looking high school teacher was a heavy smoker. She had long curly hair, and when we were working in class she would come by us to check our work, lean in close, and her hair would brush my face, and I thought I would pass out from the stench of her. Really rank raw tobacco smoke smell.

Distance does wonders.

Provost Harrison
15-09-2005, 12:16:54
Ewww yeah, I remember a teacher like that - it was utterly intolerable...

Funko
15-09-2005, 12:23:27
So you left the classroom?

Provost Harrison
15-09-2005, 12:25:04
Being only 11 I would have been bollocked. I just held my breath and tried to face the other way...

Funko
15-09-2005, 12:26:28
So it was, in fact, tolerable.

Provost Harrison
15-09-2005, 12:28:56
Been taking pedantry pills today or something? :p

Funko
15-09-2005, 12:31:04
I literally find it intolerable when people use words like intolerable and literally when they don't mean it.

Provost Harrison
15-09-2005, 12:31:40
Mike, you're intolerable :p

Provost Harrison
15-09-2005, 12:33:06
I like the 'literally' one though. A colleague said that when they saw something they 'literally died'. I pointed out to them the flaw in their statement, unless they had been revived...

Drekkus
15-09-2005, 13:41:13
Originally posted by MDA
Our (arguably) best looking high school teacher was a heavy smoker. She had long curly hair, and when we were working in class she would come by us to check our work, lean in close, and her hair would brush my face, .............................and I thought I would pass out from the stench of her. Really rank raw tobacco smoke smell.

Distance does wonders. :lol: I didn't think that story would take that turn.

Chris
15-09-2005, 13:49:30
Originally posted by mr.G
she turned into a frog? No, a man.