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Koshko
10-04-2002, 23:23:34
and You thought the banana was scary. :)

http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300

walruskkkch
10-04-2002, 23:24:48
When you die, and someday you will, there is a special place in Hell reserved for your immortal soul.

Mightytree
10-04-2002, 23:26:22
:eek:

:lol:

walruskkkch
10-04-2002, 23:30:35
Laugh while you can but we are seriously close to a crime against humanity here.

Koshko
11-04-2002, 04:25:46
:coolgrin:

Alexander's Horse
11-04-2002, 06:06:39
Its not the kind of thing you want to turn on in the office with your speakers too loud :smoke:

Drekkus
11-04-2002, 06:12:04
I know this song from some strange animation of a dancing baby. This is way funnier. What a moron.

Funkodrom
11-04-2002, 08:27:59
That is fucking hillarious!!!

MDA
11-04-2002, 14:14:56
I keep remembering the Weekly Update on SNL where they talked about how popular David Hasselhoff's singing is in Germany :)

Excellent stuff, Koshko. We should start a Barney the Dinosaur Music Awards contest and enter this one.


Ook - a - chaka!

Chris
11-04-2002, 17:05:42
Hooked on a Feeling - B.J. Thomas

I can't stop this feelin' deep inside of me
Girl, you just don't realize what you do to me
When ya hold me in your arms so tight
You let me know everything's all right
I-I-I, I'm hooked on a feelin'
High on believin' that you're in love with me
Lips are sweet as candy, the taste stays on my mind
Girl, you keep me thirsty for another cup of wine
I got it bad for you, girl but I don't need a cure
I'll just stay addicted and hope I can endure
All the good love when we're all alone
Keep it up, girl, yeah ya turn me on
I-I-I, I'm hooked on a feelin'
High on believin' that you're in love with me
All the good love when we're all alone
Keep it up, girl, yeah ya turn me on
I-I-I, I'm hooked on a feelin'
I'm high on believin' that you're in love with me

I remember when this song came out.

Hasselhoff should be shot as a criminal against good taste.

Vincent Fandango
11-04-2002, 17:12:06
German bastards

Chris
11-04-2002, 17:15:04
You said it.http://www.teamknightrider.com/classic/cast/hasselhoff/southpark.gif

walruskkkch
11-04-2002, 17:16:41
Although without him the whole concept of Babes in swimsuits for no reason whatsoever on prime time TV would not have existed.

Vincent Fandango
11-04-2002, 17:17:05
http://www.davidhasselhoff.de/david42.jpg
"You can say you to me"

Chris
11-04-2002, 17:17:52
The drawback was he was in the show.

Vincent Fandango
11-04-2002, 17:19:53
Hey chris, how about a new email account?
Chris@DavidHasselhoff.de ?

GrmBstrd (http://www.davidhasselhoff.de/service/e-mail.php3)

Chris
11-04-2002, 17:20:05
David's new German album:

U r all sluiten

http://www.kulichki.com/cddisk/davhshof/david.jpg

Vincent Fandango
11-04-2002, 17:21:48
Aus der Funk und TV Werbung

From ze Fuck and TV wanking

Chris
11-04-2002, 17:24:25
His Knightrider sequel didn't quit make it....

http://www.dumbesttv.cheeb.com/images/clunker.gif

Vincent Fandango
11-04-2002, 17:25:50
We should form a fan club.
The almost unofficial Counterglow David Hasselhoff Fan Commuinty (boys only)

Chris
11-04-2002, 17:28:13
Here he is getting ready for the Loudmedicine.com TM talent show:

http://www.village.ch/~albrecht/images/DavidHasselhoff/DH1994.jpg

Vincent Fandango
11-04-2002, 17:29:47
In fact that looks like my microphone

walruskkkch
11-04-2002, 17:29:48
He's Doing Unholy covers?

MDA
11-04-2002, 17:30:28
Is that a Gremlin?????

Aredhran
11-04-2002, 17:30:32
That clunker pic is hilarious. It's a good thing the open space is empty or I would be facing a lot of weird, questioning looks right now...

Chris
11-04-2002, 17:34:10
David was in big trouble when they moved the porta-potties and he suddenly got the runs....

http://www.csmonitor.com/durable/1999/08/05/csmimg/p1s4g1.jpg

Koshko
12-04-2002, 02:07:54
This is still the best Hasselhoff pic :)

http://www.captionmachine.com/photos/21.jpg

Koshko
12-04-2002, 20:22:49
Here you go Walrus:
http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/index.shtml
and the followup:
http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/domination.html

walruskkkch
12-04-2002, 20:24:46
They couldn't put it on the internet if it wasn't true.

Koshko
12-04-2002, 21:05:12
yuppers

Koshko
13-04-2002, 20:21:12
^bumped^cuz^I^be^cruel^

Sean
13-04-2002, 20:21:39
Where is a mod when you need one?

Koshko
13-04-2002, 20:22:27
At least I'm not looking for more pics atm. :)

Vincent Fandango
13-04-2002, 20:22:53
too bad

Koshko
13-04-2002, 20:25:39
:hmm:

Vincent Fandango
13-04-2002, 20:26:50
I've been looking for free beer!

I liked that one

Koshko
21-05-2002, 20:16:43
*bumped to get the links for somewhere else and simultaneously scare you all once more*

Vincent Fandango
21-05-2002, 20:18:30
definatly bumpworthy

Nav
21-05-2002, 20:32:05
missed this one. :lol:

Koshko
21-05-2002, 20:37:15
You got the play the video in the first link. :)

Snapcase
21-05-2002, 20:58:52
How on earth did they get Jack White to produce this?

(The "Ooga Chakas" were added in the Blue Swede version, first swedish record to reach the US #1 spot in 1974, a few months before Waterloo.)

darlinkell
22-05-2002, 01:57:01
woo hoo! David the dreambeau :vom:

DaShi
22-05-2002, 02:05:50
Originally posted by Agent 94
definatly bumpworthy

Further proof for Norm McDonald's theory:

"German's love David Hasselhoff."

Koshko
04-04-2003, 21:57:55
I needed a pic here so ... ^bump^

Koshko
07-06-2003, 07:11:16
^bump^

The Mad Monk
07-06-2003, 08:14:29
:bash: ^THUMP^ :bash:

Vincent
07-06-2003, 19:09:09
Hasselhoff. I got all his albums, singles, DVDs ...

Koshko
07-06-2003, 22:45:56
You knew I'd bump it again. :)

Venom
08-06-2003, 02:07:24
Koshko bumps his only succesful thread ever.

notyoueither
08-06-2003, 03:57:04
Well... that really is beyond words, isn't it?

Vincent
08-06-2003, 05:41:03
Hässelhöff is a god like creature

Koshko
08-06-2003, 05:41:22
Originally posted by Venom
Koshko bumps his only succesful thread ever.

Hey what about that post 9/11 thread I made that grow to like 700 plus posts?

Venom
08-06-2003, 12:54:30
I wouldn't necessarily call that a succesful thread. Considering everything that came about because of it.

Beta1
08-06-2003, 18:47:23
Originally posted by Vincent
Hässelhöff is a god like creature

?

Koshko
08-06-2003, 20:24:53
It successfully made many many posts even if it ended up having like a half-dzoen different agruements going on at once there. Man did that ever become a weird trainwreak of a thread. =/

Koshko
09-06-2003, 05:58:41
Also don't diss the Hoff. :p

Funkodrom
09-06-2003, 08:54:07
The Hoffmeister? Follow the Bear.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
09-06-2003, 08:57:27
Originally posted by Vincent
Hässelhöff is a god like creature

:gasmaske:

Koshko
10-06-2003, 03:02:09
Da Hoff!

Koshko
07-01-2004, 23:46:07
Another bump to be annoying ...

Greg W
08-01-2004, 00:01:11
You can only be annoying if we really gave a flying @#$%! :p

Koshko
08-01-2004, 00:46:02
Oh well I'll still periodically bump this until the end of time anyway. :D

QtFLW@Work
08-01-2004, 01:08:31
Nav! Killthread!

Drekkus
08-01-2004, 09:55:14
What is Koshko doing with Hasselhoff pics all the time?

Spartak
08-01-2004, 09:58:03
Is it time for hasselhof avatar to make a reappearance?

The Mad Monk
08-01-2004, 10:06:12
Originally posted by Drekkus
What is Koshko doing with Hasselhoff pics all the time?

Some questions should never be asked.

Spartak
08-01-2004, 10:20:25
or answered.

Koshko
08-01-2004, 23:29:33
Nothing ... I just have decided ages ago to periodically bump this thread.

Koshko
31-05-2004, 21:26:55
Hasselhoff Has Rapping Down To An Ice-T
Rap legend Ice-T is risking his massive reputation on his latest recruit - middle-aged former beach bum David Hasselhoff.The original gangsta believes he can turn the ex-Baywatch star into hip hop's next big thing.Ice and Hasselhoff, 51, are neighbours in Los Angeles and have struck up a close friendship.

The rapper - real name Tracey Morrow - told The Sun: "The man is a legend, we are going to show a whole new side of him.

"He's gonna come out as Hassle the Hoff.

"The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humour."

The Hoff meister is no stranger to the music industry having conquered Germany through his soft rock skills.

And he notched up a no 35 hit in the UK with If I Could Only Say Goodbye in 1993.

:cute:

protein
31-05-2004, 23:30:21
http://www.brainsonfilm.com/images/rotc49.jpg

A young Hoff in a porno flick.

protein
31-05-2004, 23:30:49
http://www.brainsonfilm.com/images/rotc30.jpg

That's him on the left.

protein
31-05-2004, 23:31:32
http://www.brainsonfilm.com/images/rotc37a.jpg
Mmmmm. This cocaine is really good. Let's fuck!

JM^3
01-06-2004, 00:40:22
I heard he was making a rap album

JOn Miller

Koshko
01-06-2004, 01:42:31
I know. I posted info on it. :)

protein
01-06-2004, 11:50:05
bump.

Drekkus
01-06-2004, 12:04:13
Originally posted by protein
http://www.brainsonfilm.com/images/rotc49.jpg

A young Hoff in a porno flick. He has balls for doing a rap album.

Chris
01-06-2004, 16:25:26
Hasselhoff is amazing.

Koshko
31-08-2004, 04:47:34
I'm such a bastard ...

notyoueither
31-08-2004, 07:07:38
That's not what I would call it, but you're really something anyway.

dv8ed
31-08-2004, 13:22:25
:eek:

Koshko
08-12-2004, 07:32:58
*bumped for zmama*

Koshko
01-06-2005, 07:03:04
:P

http://www.ifilm.com/filmdetail?ifilmid=2433520&htv=12

Spartak
01-06-2005, 09:45:17
Why would zmama want this bumping?

zmama
01-06-2005, 10:47:24
I ain't clicking on that!

Nills Lagerbaak
01-06-2005, 10:55:01
"Hassle the Hoff" - genius! Still can't believe Ice-T is risking it all the promote this guy. He much have something really special up his sleave.


...Perhaps a rapping Kit?

Koshko
02-06-2005, 02:24:24
I think The Hoff needs to release a duets album with William Shatner.

MDA
02-06-2005, 11:27:51
Oooh. ...and Slim Whitman, Bruce Willis, and Don Johnson can sing background vocals.

Koshko
23-06-2006, 05:13:40
jesjes :bouncmsk:

Koshko
27-04-2007, 05:24:43
http://www.bobuniverse.fr/images/wallpaper/david-hasselhoff.jpg

Koshko
14-07-2007, 23:08:14
For Vet.

VetLegion-
15-07-2007, 08:05:33
Jesus, this thread has HISTORY.

Koshko
15-07-2007, 18:27:09
Yup. It only lacks the Hoff God picture. I'll need to find it before posting it.

Koshko
05-02-2008, 07:14:54
Let's rock!

http://i25.tinypic.com/1581pjs.jpg

Koshko
16-12-2009, 03:01:34
Oh well I'll still periodically bump this until the end of time anyway. :D

:mr_b:

Koshko
05-01-2012, 01:22:04
BUMP!

http://cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2010/david_hasselhoff.jpg

Funko
05-01-2012, 08:26:12
I assumed this bump was going to be about The Hoff Crab!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-16394430

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/57677000/jpg/_57677694_yeticrabs2.jpg

MDA
05-01-2012, 11:26:09
I thought the least they could have done was include a picture of the crab's hairy chest, but noooo.

maybe they assumed curious people would be notlazy enough to google it

mr_G
05-01-2012, 11:27:03
hassel on hassel off

MOBIUS
05-01-2012, 23:40:03
Why are these necro Hoff threads hassling us...?:hmm:

Koshko
06-01-2012, 00:54:26
Man this thread is old.

Funko
06-01-2012, 08:47:30
So are we all!

Koshko
10-01-2012, 00:40:13
It won't be that much long until it's 10th anniversary. I'll have to remember to bump it again then.