View Full Version : Mile Long Queues For Petrol ?

14-09-2005, 11:43:46
Then get it direct from the manufacturers ! (http://www.petroldirect.com/index.htm)


14-09-2005, 11:52:42

14-09-2005, 12:13:55
my god, houses full of petrol around the UK, i'm sure the fire service are thrilled :eek:

Nills Lagerbaak
14-09-2005, 12:17:26
Just need to check - that is a joke site no?

14-09-2005, 12:18:45
I was wondering the same! The logo looks suspiciously similar to the BP one though, so it *must* be a spoof..?

14-09-2005, 12:20:11
Ah, it is - click on the "Privacy Link"

We create a great deal of personal information about you, including your name, buying habits, sexual orientation, credit cards details and TV watching habits. We will "accidentally" publish all this information on the web to cause you a huge amount of distress.

Not really.

In fact, we collect no personally identifiable information whatsoever. Our hosting company probably keeps some access logs though, and we get some pretty statistics from these. But that's it. Honest.

14-09-2005, 12:32:00
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
Just need to check - that is a joke site no?

I was pretty sure it had to be.

14-09-2005, 12:33:40
damn, and I ordered a 1000 litre already. :(

14-09-2005, 12:42:27
They'll have trouble with customs mate.

14-09-2005, 12:46:57
click on the specialist fuels :)

14-09-2005, 12:49:05
So Mrs. Smith, how long do you think your engine would run on Vin Diesel?

Nills Lagerbaak
14-09-2005, 12:55:32
Best site I've seen for ages!

"Traditionally suited to deep range space craft, it is actually possible now to fit a compact matter-antimatter annihilation chamber into most larger cars and trucks. Typically, just a few grams of antimatter will be enough to power your car for life.

Our specialists will also arrange an engine conversion for you. Please contact us for a quotation."

14-09-2005, 13:11:02
Best site I've seen for a gas!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
14-09-2005, 13:12:56

"This is a parody site"

"Vin Diesel is a very entertaining actor, not a biofuel."


14-09-2005, 13:25:23

damn i guess i got punk'd :o

Lurker the Second
14-09-2005, 14:48:30
:lol: I'd say so.

Provost Harrison
14-09-2005, 18:35:14

14-09-2005, 18:43:30
Mile Long Queues For Petrol?

I've got something a mile long in me trousers.

14-09-2005, 20:37:32
Don't worry, I think they can push it back up

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
14-09-2005, 22:40:05
Not a spoof: http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/09/14/germany.catfuel.reut/index.html

14-09-2005, 23:03:13

Provost Harrison
14-09-2005, 23:09:55
I've used that in my car. My engine just purrs now :D

14-09-2005, 23:44:19
Originally posted by Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
Not a spoof: http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/09/14/germany.catfuel.reut/index.html

Biodiesel is all the rage amoung the eco0Nazis. There is a turkey processing plant which uses gizards, skin and other left over parts along with raw sweage to make electricity and biodiesel. Supposedly you can chuck old tires in there or anything you want as long as it is organic as a base.

14-09-2005, 23:44:48
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I've used that in my car. My engine just purrs now :D