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mr.G
13-09-2005, 15:46:01
don't be shy

Lurker the Second
13-09-2005, 15:50:46
Beer vendor.

MoSe
13-09-2005, 15:51:04
WHO?

mr.G
13-09-2005, 15:52:47
I will be your neighbour selling HotDogs wearing my hot dog suit.

Lurker the Second
13-09-2005, 16:00:01
But not on Wednesdays, sadly.

King_Ghidra
13-09-2005, 16:01:05
pinch hitter

MoSe
13-09-2005, 16:02:43
who's on first

mr.G
13-09-2005, 16:02:43
i will be a pincher hitter, throwing nice hotdogs at Lurker.

Lurker would be a pincher hitler by not giving them away for free.

jesjes

Debaser
13-09-2005, 16:03:09
http://www.euronet.nl/~vanderpluijm/veikko-simp/dancing%20Homer.jpg

Lurker the Second
13-09-2005, 16:07:27
Free Beer is my motto.

mr.G
13-09-2005, 16:10:13
Okay we will be the most succesful baseball team evah.....free beer and free hotdogs and venom killing all the guests.

Venom
13-09-2005, 16:23:56
All star center fielder with a drug and/or steroid problem.

Funko
13-09-2005, 17:28:57
Pitcher






of beer.

Venom
13-09-2005, 18:01:37
Oh, and I'd have anger problems. So I'd be like Gary Sheffield or Barry Bonds.

Fistandantilus
13-09-2005, 18:06:35
LOL I'd be your first fan Venom!

Provost Harrison
13-09-2005, 18:10:24
Originally posted by Venom
Barry Bonds.

Any relation to Premium?

Lurker the Second
13-09-2005, 18:17:25
You know, PH, the only reason you're not commonly viewed as the biggest idiot around here is b/c you don't post nearly as much as mr.G. But I think you're starting to overcome the lack of quantity.

mr.G
13-09-2005, 18:20:15
:lol: he is not even close

MDA
13-09-2005, 18:25:12
^
He's the catcher.

MDA
13-09-2005, 18:25:34
bah dum tish!

Provost Harrison
13-09-2005, 18:30:04
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
You know, PH, the only reason you're not commonly viewed as the biggest idiot around here is b/c you don't post nearly as much as mr.G. But I think you're starting to overcome the lack of quantity.

It's nice to know I have a quality to my idiocy mrG lacks :D

BigGameHunter
13-09-2005, 18:58:57
Catcher or 2nd base.

mr.G
13-09-2005, 19:01:18
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
It's nice to know I have a quality to my idiocy mrG lacks :D man o man

Japher
13-09-2005, 19:02:12
I'd be the 3rd base coach for the away team... the one with a drinking problem and a fondness for titty bars

mr.G
13-09-2005, 19:08:19
and bananas do not forget the bananas, always bananas always always

Japher
13-09-2005, 19:10:07
I keep the bananas in my pants to impress the ladies

The Norks
13-09-2005, 19:12:34
I'd be a drunk cheerleader

Lurker the Second
13-09-2005, 19:19:49
Don't forget the pom poms.

Greg W
13-09-2005, 20:22:23
I'd be short stop. On the basis that I am short, and when I start speaking to women, their first word to me is invariably "Stop!".

Japher
13-09-2005, 20:28:49
Do you stop short

RedFred
13-09-2005, 20:31:03
I'd be out in left field.

Japher
13-09-2005, 20:32:47
chewing on your glove and chasing butterflys

Vincent
13-09-2005, 21:12:09
If CG was a baseball team you would be a thing like shit

Japher
13-09-2005, 21:27:25
eh?

Vincent
13-09-2005, 21:30:49
The brown, smelly substance you produce from time to time.

=> It wouldn't change anything

Provost Harrison
13-09-2005, 21:56:24
...cheerleader :(

MDA
13-09-2005, 22:11:31
You get to touch cheerleaders in cool places... in a socially acceptable setting!

Fistandantilus
13-09-2005, 22:14:47
I now have this mental image of PH dressed as a cheerleader...

Venom
13-09-2005, 22:28:51
God, you ought to scrub your brain and eyes with bleach. And by scrub I mean shoot. And by bleach I mean a .357 Magnum.

Lazarus and the Gimp
13-09-2005, 22:44:30
A representative of an Asian gambling syndicate offering large bribes to throw the match.

Chris
13-09-2005, 22:46:05
I would be the player taking Laz' s bribes.

DaShi
14-09-2005, 06:37:52
I'll be the hand, and baby, you be the glove.

mr.G
14-09-2005, 09:33:38
Originally posted by Venom
God, you ought to scrub your brain and eyes with bleach. And by scrub I mean shoot. And by bleach I mean a .357 Magnum. jep the only remedy

Drekkus
14-09-2005, 15:28:52
I would be the player with the nice salary who would do nothing but sit on the bench.

Lazarus and the Gimp
14-09-2005, 17:38:05
Does Winston Bogarde play baseball now? Admittedly, I don't think he ever reached the dizzy heights of sitting on the bench....

Drekkus
14-09-2005, 22:45:26
I used to see him drive his big mercedes convertible through rotterdam in mid season while being on the payroll of chelsea. :D

Koshko
15-09-2005, 05:31:57
The guy that drives the team's bus.