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Beta1
11-09-2005, 09:55:09
click to enlarge

http://www.acolyte.boltblue.com/CG100905/small1.jpg (http://www.acolyte.boltblue.com/CG100905/picture1.jpg)
proof spartak really isn't Keith

http://www.acolyte.boltblue.com/CG100905/small2.jpg (http://www.acolyte.boltblue.com/CG100905/picture2.jpg)
Mike, hungover as usual. And yes that is a chipmunk.

http://www.acolyte.boltblue.com/CG100905/small3.jpg (http://www.acolyte.boltblue.com/CG100905/picture3.jpg)
Spartak checks out the Norks

http://www.acolyte.boltblue.com/CG100905/small4.jpg (http://www.acolyte.boltblue.com/CG100905/picture4.jpg)
Especially when she's looking the other way.

http://www.acolyte.boltblue.com/CG100905/small5.jpg (http://www.acolyte.boltblue.com/CG100905/picture5.jpg)


http://www.acolyte.boltblue.com/CG100905/small6.jpg (http://www.acolyte.boltblue.com/CG100905/picture6.jpg)
Apparently dipping your chips in your beer is traditional in Wales


http://www.acolyte.boltblue.com/CG100905/small7.jpg (http://www.acolyte.boltblue.com/CG100905/picture7.jpg)
This one's a Tory apparently.

http://www.acolyte.boltblue.com/CG100905/small8.jpg (http://www.acolyte.boltblue.com/CG100905/picture8.jpg)
Took this lot by suprise

Beta1
11-09-2005, 09:56:39
http://www.acolyte.boltblue.com/CG100905/small9.jpg (http://www.acolyte.boltblue.com/CG100905/picture9.jpg)
Standard home office reply to visa requests

http://www.acolyte.boltblue.com/CG100905/small10.jpg (http://www.acolyte.boltblue.com/CG100905/picture10.jpg)
PH auditions for the part of the Laughing Cow

http://www.acolyte.boltblue.com/CG100905/small11.jpg (http://www.acolyte.boltblue.com/CG100905/picture11.jpg)
Here be Pirates! No Ninjas though, at least none that totally flipped out and killed everyone

devilmunchkin
11-09-2005, 10:21:53
*sigh* you guys always look like you have so much fun... :)

Scabrous Birdseed
11-09-2005, 10:31:28
Kitsuki is Dave Sammels? Cor blimey.

Oerdin
11-09-2005, 11:02:50
Looks like fun.

The Norks
11-09-2005, 11:20:26
it was fun, especially discovering that we were talking to the chairman of the young conservative party...and he's a nice guy! Who'da thought it?!

Had a great time, thought everyone was great :D

protein
11-09-2005, 11:38:57
I ended up with the stragglers later.

protein
11-09-2005, 11:44:52
oh dear oh dear

protein
11-09-2005, 11:45:19
guess which one this is

protein
11-09-2005, 11:46:22
look, he has fingers coming out of his head!

Beta1
11-09-2005, 11:49:32
looks like you guys had fun later.

Kitsuki
11-09-2005, 11:53:20
Originally posted by Scabrous Birdseed
Kitsuki is Dave Sammels? Cor blimey.

Do I know you....?

Kitsuki
11-09-2005, 11:54:09
Originally posted by protein
look, he has fingers coming out of his head!

Oh Rich, you crazy kid. :P

Debaser
11-09-2005, 11:54:37
PH really does himself no favours...

Kitsuki
11-09-2005, 11:54:47
Originally posted by The Norks


Had a great time, thought everyone was great :D

Ditto that! :)

protein
11-09-2005, 12:08:41
Originally posted by Debaser
PH really does himself no favours...
and we thank him for that.

mr.G
11-09-2005, 12:23:09
Originally posted by protein
guess which one this is isset that flunko guy?

looks like you all hadda lotta fun you kids

mr.G
11-09-2005, 12:24:24
Originally posted by protein
oh dear oh dear boy o boy

Provost Harrison
11-09-2005, 12:39:18
It was for old times sake. And that is the last time I catch that fucking Waterloo train...

Provost Harrison
11-09-2005, 12:51:11
I smell and I need a shower :(

Lazarus and the Gimp
11-09-2005, 12:53:26
It was, as ever, a delight to meet people I'd never met in person before- so take a bow Kitsuki, Beta1, Bossman and Norks. Just a shame all those other twats tagged along...

Random observations-

It was unnerving to be sat next to Kitsuki when it all went political and he was outnumbered 7 to 1. I kept feeling the urge to join in on his side, and that left me feeling all dirty and confused.

Anyone expecting Norks to be a fire-breathing virago would have been startled by the charming young lady who turned up. I'm assuming, of course, that she didn't get anybody in a headlock after I left.

I'd somehow got it into my head that Beta's a little chap. He isn't.

It was the first time I'd heard anyone say "I'm a libertarian" in my physical presence, and I'm proud to say I handled it by only winceing slightly.

Good fun, folks. We must do it again.

Provost Harrison
11-09-2005, 12:57:13
Indeed Laz, you must try to get along to more of these meetings if you can (I can imagine sprogs being a bit of a constraint though...)

Greg W
11-09-2005, 13:03:08
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I smell and I need a shower :( So what else is new? :D

Beta1
11-09-2005, 14:48:47
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
It was for old times sake. And that is the last time I catch that fucking Waterloo train...

I did tell you it took forever on that line. Its quicker for me to go into london and back out from paddington than to go on the waterloo line that goes through putney

Spartak
11-09-2005, 17:15:15
Its and ahour and half IIRC.

Nice pictures :hmm:

Nice afternoon. Thanks everyone...

Provost Harrison
11-09-2005, 18:31:10
Originally posted by Beta1
I did tell you it took forever on that line. Its quicker for me to go into london and back out from paddington than to go on the waterloo line that goes through putney

I thought I'd accompany MOBIUS for his journey to Bracknell, next time, bollocks to it :D

Scabrous Birdseed
11-09-2005, 18:37:34
Originally posted by Kitsuki
Do I know you....?

I went to York for three years. Did a lot of stuff for nouse. You and me and Iain had a drink once in Heslington where you advanced some ghastly plan for bunging together the two newspapers, I seem to remember.

Lazarus and the Gimp
11-09-2005, 19:19:15
Big hairy hobbit/ogre, Kitsuki. Surely you remember?

Kitsuki
11-09-2005, 21:05:15
Originally posted by Scabrous Birdseed
I went to York for three years. Did a lot of stuff for nouse. You and me and Iain had a drink once in Heslington where you advanced some ghastly plan for bunging together the two newspapers, I seem to remember.

Haha, I think that is a legitimate idea...

Unfortunately, I can't say I remember you; except you used to post on YSF... Do I get a name...? PM me if you dont wanna post it. :)

Beta1
11-09-2005, 21:16:45
Don't worry, we all know he's called Priscilla!

Drekkus
12-09-2005, 00:50:35
Nice pics eveyone. Who's the guy in the white tshirt?

Oerdin
12-09-2005, 01:02:46
Originally posted by protein
oh dear oh dear

PH is moving up in the world. Instead of passing out in alley ways he's now crashing in a corner of a bar. ;)

Sir Penguin
12-09-2005, 02:00:21
Originally posted by Drekkus
Nice pics eveyone. Who's the guy in the white tshirt?
I was wondering that, too. He looks kind of like Helo from the new Battlestar Galactica.

SP

Mr. Bas
12-09-2005, 07:01:35
Apparently, the Norks' new boyfriend, from what I gather from the other thread...

Nice pics, btw!

MoSe
12-09-2005, 08:57:12
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
...
I'd somehow got it into my head that Beta's a little chap. He isn't.
---
It was the first time I'd heard anyone say "I'm a libertarian" in my physical presence...

Funny, I thought you had already met. First time I met him, I thought he was Maroule! :cute:

and

"Ich bin ein libert arian!!!"
;)

Funko
12-09-2005, 09:29:44
Originally posted by Beta1
I did tell you it took forever on that line. Its quicker for me to go into london and back out from paddington than to go on the waterloo line that goes through putney

Miles quicker, I'd never get the Waterloo train. Much faster to get the paddington train and then get the tube to Waterloo if you really want to go to Waterloo.

Funko
12-09-2005, 09:31:01
Never mind the photos, where's the video?! :)

Funko
12-09-2005, 10:21:27
I only managed to get photos when we got back to my place!

Here is a sleeping Kitsuki and MOBIUS and PH sorting their beds out.

http://www.muf.me.uk/files/11092005.jpg
http://www.muf.me.uk/files/110920051.jpg
http://www.muf.me.uk/files/110920052.jpg

Funko
12-09-2005, 10:30:07
ps. It's always best not to go to sleep first:

http://www.muf.me.uk/files/snore.wav

Drekkus
12-09-2005, 10:48:45
Originally posted by Funko
I only managed to get photos when we got back to my place!
You need to put some stuff up on the wall there.

Funko
12-09-2005, 10:53:19
Yeah.

The Norks
12-09-2005, 10:56:50
Originally posted by Sir Penguin
I was wondering that, too. He looks kind of like Helo from the new Battlestar Galactica.

SP

Bollocking hell. Ok since the topic has now been well and truly raised he's called Jason, he's 35, Sagittarius, er...works in software, and we've literally just started spending some time together after discovering we are evil twins. He's not my boyfriend at the present moment, its a bit early for that and there's a lot going on in both our lives so who knows. I think he looks a bit like the bastard offspring of Robbie Williams and Damon Albarn irl. He really enjoyed the meet, thought you were all great :) He also liked the AD lol. Crazy fool!

The Norks
12-09-2005, 11:02:25
jesus I need to lose weight. Those pics are shocking. Back down the gym for me.

MOBIUS
12-09-2005, 11:44:42
A few more pics (http://www.double-bill.co.uk/CG.htm)

Like Funko I didn't take pics till the end...

That video of Kitsuki snoring is too long(10Mb) for my webspace...

mr.G
12-09-2005, 11:47:07
great pics, looks like Mike was very very tired after drinking so much water.

Drekkus
12-09-2005, 12:41:25
http://www.double-bill.co.uk/Images/Reading1.jpg

:lol: Funko is looking very much like someone here, I just can't place who exactely.

Funko
12-09-2005, 12:50:14
I look as bad as I felt. :(

*End Is Forever*
12-09-2005, 12:50:26
Rich and Mike do look impressively fucking wasted.

Kitsuki
12-09-2005, 13:06:25
Jesu, now I feel embarrassed....

Funko
12-09-2005, 13:18:24
:lol:

zmama
12-09-2005, 13:28:43
Originally posted by Drekkus

:lol: Funko is looking very much like someone here, I just can't place who exactely.

Jon Lovitz
http://www.cinemamontreal.com/images/people-426-jonlovitz.jpg

Drekkus
12-09-2005, 13:29:58
YES!! Good one, zmama, exactely the one I was looking for.

Funko
12-09-2005, 13:31:15
:cry:

Drekkus
12-09-2005, 13:33:38
What's wrong with Jon Lovitz? He's funny, sort of, right?

zmama
12-09-2005, 13:36:20
I think he's cute and funny

Venom
12-09-2005, 13:38:16
What a bunch of retards.

Funko
12-09-2005, 13:41:33
You'd have fit in.

Venom
12-09-2005, 13:47:04
I'd have been king.

Funko
12-09-2005, 13:48:15
Ah a new sig.

mr.G
12-09-2005, 13:52:18
Originally posted by Venom
I'd have been king. can i be your jester?

Venom
12-09-2005, 13:54:43
Sure. But you'd better make me laugh.

Lazarus and the Gimp
12-09-2005, 13:58:18
Originally posted by The Norks
He's not my boyfriend at the present moment, its a bit early for that and there's a lot going on in both our lives so who knows.

Ooooh! Ooooh! Don't tell us! We'll guess!

You're being stalked by the ALF (Hamster Liberation Strike Force), and he's actually Martin Boorman.

Close?

Lurker the Second
12-09-2005, 14:09:39
You should have let Mobius have the couch at Funko's. He's an old fucker and sleeping on the floor can't be good for h is back.

Beta1
12-09-2005, 14:13:32
quite right, did you know kitsuki was born after 1980?

Shouldn't be allowed

Funko
12-09-2005, 14:16:13
the floor wasn't the floor it was airbeds and actually miles more comfortable than the couch which is too short.

Kitsuki
12-09-2005, 14:16:33
Yeah, I did that just to spite you Beta! :P

And Funko is right; my neck was killing me all of yesterday... :cry:

Drekkus
12-09-2005, 14:17:21
How old is mobius?

Lurker the Second
12-09-2005, 14:19:16
i dunno, but he's definitely older than me.

Drekkus
12-09-2005, 14:21:12
No one is older than you.

Lazarus and the Gimp
12-09-2005, 14:22:14
He's pretty much your age, Drekkus.

Drekkus
12-09-2005, 14:26:11
That's what I thought, or he must have aged enormously since the last time we met in january.

Lurker the Second
12-09-2005, 14:45:11
You shouldn't be sleeping on the floor either.

Venom
12-09-2005, 14:50:06
Sleeping on the floor is good for you.

mr.G
12-09-2005, 14:54:21
he can't afford a floor

Venom
12-09-2005, 14:56:35
So him and PH sleep together on the sidewalk?

mr.G
12-09-2005, 14:59:27
spoon in spoon that will teach him damm

Funko
12-09-2005, 16:31:46
I should point out that the reason I looked so ropey is that I was incredibly hungover from the evening before. Had been sick many times that morning. :(

Lurker the Second
12-09-2005, 16:36:04
You look like you were just about to get sick one more time.

Funko
12-09-2005, 16:36:21
I had a few dodgy moments.

Funko
12-09-2005, 16:36:50
Mainly in the break I took between the pub and the AD when I drank only water for 3 hours, and then I felt better, but still very tired.

Venom
12-09-2005, 17:00:29
Ooooh had to switch to water. You pussy. Taking your PHing and sit on the sidewalk in a druken stupor like a man!

The Norks
12-09-2005, 17:01:21
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Ooooh! Ooooh! Don't tell us! We'll guess!

You're being stalked by the ALF (Hamster Liberation Strike Force), and he's actually Martin Boorman.

Close?

lol much more banal than that unfortunately, just changing jobs and moving and stuff.

Funko
12-09-2005, 17:02:05
I'm just old. It was touch and go there for a bit.

However the tactic did allow me to continue 'till 1am again so. :p

mr.G
12-09-2005, 17:08:05
Originally posted by Venom
Ooooh had to switch to water. You pussy. Taking your PHing and sit on the sidewalk in a druken stupor like a man! :lol:

Oerdin
12-09-2005, 19:11:12
Funko does look like a younger version of Jon Lovitz!

Japher
12-09-2005, 19:20:41
I don't think I have ever seen a pic of PHd when he does not look F'd up.

Martini
12-09-2005, 21:03:19
Pretty pics.

Funko
13-09-2005, 09:28:46
Huh? Pretty?

:eek:

Venom
13-09-2005, 13:09:51
Not one person there was even remotely pretty.

King_Ghidra
13-09-2005, 13:12:56
pretty vacant

mr.G
13-09-2005, 13:15:34
pretty drunk

*End Is Forever*
13-09-2005, 13:42:59
That's a disturbingly long tongue. Maybe that photo has revealed Rich's way to win with the ladies...

King_Ghidra
13-09-2005, 13:43:48
i don't know what kind of lady you would win with that photo, but i wouldn't want to see her naked

mr.G
13-09-2005, 13:43:49
:lol:

mr.G
13-09-2005, 13:44:10
the lizzard

*End Is Forever*
13-09-2005, 13:44:22
:lol:

Martini
13-09-2005, 13:50:33
I say pretty bacause they have nice bright colours, the people are drunk and therefore see all around them as pretty, ergo they too are pretty when seen through a camera lense, and they are posted as images rather than links, which makes my hands pretty as it means less mouse clicking which means fewer callouses.

*End Is Forever*
13-09-2005, 14:27:45
Rich, you're in... :lol:

Provost Harrison
13-09-2005, 16:46:00
A lady frog? :p

You know, that is typical...people commenting I look completely wasted yet I was completely sober and Mike was pretty sober...it was Kitsuki who was completely legless.

Lazarus and the Gimp
13-09-2005, 18:18:42
Kitsuki, when drunk, looks fresh-faced and dapper.

Stone-cold sober, Provost looks like a street drinkers mere minutes away from drinking himself to death.

It's an odd world, but I didn't make the rules.

Japher
13-09-2005, 18:43:32
QFT... Provost has that "drunk in the morning and pissed on by dogs" sort of look naturally.

Provost Harrison
13-09-2005, 19:14:33
You didn't quote anything though :p

Japher
13-09-2005, 19:17:53
that you know of

The Norks
13-09-2005, 19:18:58
I think Provost will start to resemble Brian Blessed as he gets older lol

BigGameHunter
13-09-2005, 19:20:59
I seriously think I'd have a shot at pulling all sorts of tail if I hung out with you lot...my god...I'd be scintillatingly erudite, beautiful though bald and practically slim!!!
Fuckers have to live half across the world, however.

The Norks
13-09-2005, 19:24:15
I'd do you ;)

Japher
13-09-2005, 19:36:53
tease

Lazarus and the Gimp
13-09-2005, 19:43:18
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
I seriously think I'd have a shot at pulling all sorts of tail if I hung out with you lot...my god...I'd be scintillatingly erudite, beautiful though bald and practically slim!!!
Fuckers have to live half across the world, however.

Come to the next meet. We'll get you laid. By Bossman.

Venom
13-09-2005, 19:44:50
Bossman is desperate.

Lazarus and the Gimp
13-09-2005, 19:45:58
He misses you, you know.

BigGameHunter
13-09-2005, 20:13:32
Desperately Seeking Venom. I smell a sequel.

Venom
13-09-2005, 20:30:41
Everyone wants me. He'll have to get in line.

Provost Harrison
13-09-2005, 20:33:03
Originally posted by Venom
Everyone wants me.

...dead

Japher
13-09-2005, 20:34:26
you can't kill the undead!

Venom
13-09-2005, 20:53:25
But everyone is welcome to come and try.

Sir Penguin
14-09-2005, 03:39:13
You're an undead? Fuckin' A!

SP

Funko
14-09-2005, 09:27:33
You like zombies now?

What about robots? Pirates? Robot zombie pirates?

Traitor!

Venom
14-09-2005, 13:12:02
SP obviously has no sense of narrative structure, plotting or pacing.

Drekkus
14-09-2005, 13:23:32
Or sentence structuring. He's got the words all scrambled.

Funko
14-09-2005, 15:12:34
:lol:

Sir Penguin
14-09-2005, 15:39:38
Zombies are pretty much the bottom of the Big Four in Coolness (Ninja, Robots, Pirates, Zombies, in that order), but they're still badass.

SP

Funko
14-09-2005, 15:42:43
I want to argue with your order but I think that's just about spot on.

Immortal Wombat
14-09-2005, 15:45:46
Pirates are cooler than robots.

Debaser
14-09-2005, 15:48:33
Are they fuck.

Funko
14-09-2005, 15:49:36
What Debaser said.

Debaser
14-09-2005, 15:52:09
Does this pirate look cool? DOES HE??? No.

http://www.counterglow.com/upload/debaser/phil%20pirate.jpg

sorry about the rubbish picture quality, but really you should probably be thanking me.

Lurker the Second
14-09-2005, 15:54:58
If by cool you mean gay, then of course.

Immortal Wombat
14-09-2005, 15:56:44
Oh you're right. Clearly robots
http://www.neatstuff.net/space-robots/Metal-House-Piston-Robot.jpg
never look really fucking stupid.

Immortal Wombat
14-09-2005, 15:58:05
or gay

http://starwars.planeta-digital.com/images/thumb/1/12/180px-C3po.jpg

Funko
14-09-2005, 15:58:11
That robot is cool.

http://www.ctn.etsmtl.ca/scgc/boston/boston%202003/bender.gif

Debaser
14-09-2005, 15:58:12
That's not stupid! That's the future.

Better start embracing it buddy...

novacane
14-09-2005, 16:04:16
and whats he called again...?

protein
14-09-2005, 16:04:20
pirates aren't even remotely cool. they are just basically metallers.

protein
14-09-2005, 16:05:01
robots and ninjas are cool. robotic ninjas are really cool.

zombies? meh.

mr.G
14-09-2005, 16:06:50
http://mysite.verizon.net/vzeomllb/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/ninjadog.jpg.w300h507.jpg

ninja dogs are gayer than gay

King_Ghidra
14-09-2005, 16:08:52
pirates are cool, pirates are rock n roll, they're human

robots are the emotionless creatures that the government will use to force you submit to their fascist laws

zombies are boring

ninjas are cool, but the years of training required to be a ninja don't appeal to me. Anyone can pick up a cutlass and be a pirate, it's a highly accessible profession.

Funko
14-09-2005, 16:10:20
"robots are the emotionless creatures that the government will use to force you submit to their fascist laws" = cool

Kitsuki
14-09-2005, 16:12:55
How about ninja pirates then - striking from the shadows - only be fail as their peg leg and Polly the Parrot give them away...

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaar.

Nills Lagerbaak
14-09-2005, 16:16:20
I'd say the only other feasible contender for the top 4 would be aliens, but then that's just to vague a definition to appeal to enough people....

Venom
14-09-2005, 16:16:20
SP's order is correct. No further discussion is needed. Nor will it be tolerated.

Lurker the Second
14-09-2005, 16:16:59
You know nothing of ninjas, grasshopper.

novacane
14-09-2005, 16:19:26
Originally posted by Venom
SP's order is correct. No further discussion is needed. Nor will it be tolerated.

Correct or not, the rest applies.

Immortal Wombat
14-09-2005, 16:21:00
Bender is a special case, since he has sarcasm. If he did not have sarcasm, he would be a lump of metal which bent other bits of metal.

Robots have no style. Pirates may have a really gay style, but they wear it with dignity and a really big sword. Robots do not. Maybe an army of robots could be employed by a fascist dictator who himself had style, which would then by association pass on some amount of coolness onto the robots themselves, but otherwise, no.

The closest things to robots which are cool are cyborgs.

novacane
14-09-2005, 16:22:40
You're serious aren't you. :rolleyes:

Nills Lagerbaak
14-09-2005, 16:22:48
Err, Hal? He didn't take shit from no-one. If he was responsible for anyone's fascist regime it was his own!

Immortal Wombat
14-09-2005, 16:23:30
He wasn't a robot. He was a big fuckoff computer. They make their own rules.

Nills Lagerbaak
14-09-2005, 16:23:48
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Bender is a special case, since he has sarcasm. If he did not have sarcasm, he would be a lump of metal which bent other bits of metal.

Robots have no style. Pirates may have a really gay style, but they wear it with dignity and a really big sword. Robots do not. Maybe an army of robots could be employed by a fascist dictator who himself had style, which would then by association pass on some amount of coolness onto the robots themselves, but otherwise, no.



Yes, Davros and the Daleks do spring to mind there....

Venom
14-09-2005, 16:29:29
Robots can have anything. Because they can be programmed. Their only failing is the limits of their programming. And let's not get into the whole self-learning computers, lest SkyNet fuck us up.

Sir Penguin
14-09-2005, 16:30:29
Originally posted by Kitsuki
How about ninja pirates then - striking from the shadows - only be fail as their peg leg and Polly the Parrot give them away...

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaar.
HAI-YARRRRRRRRR!!!

SP

protein
14-09-2005, 16:30:43
Pirates are simply chavs on a boat. Nothing cool about that.

Kitsuki
14-09-2005, 16:31:22
Yaaaaaaaaar stolen me car radio!

Sir Penguin
14-09-2005, 16:32:19
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
or gay

http://starwars.planeta-digital.com/images/thumb/1/12/180px-C3po.jpg
That's not a robot, that's a droid.

SP

Debaser
14-09-2005, 16:32:28
Originally posted by protein
Pirates are simply chavs on a boat. Nothing cool about that.

Worse than that, they're Gypsys on a boat. Scum.

Lurker the Second
14-09-2005, 16:33:25
Sir Penguin needs a remedial course on ninjas, too. He's ruined perfectly good stories by fucking up basic ninja facts.

Sir Penguin
14-09-2005, 16:34:57
Fuck off, I fixed that error.

SP

Venom
14-09-2005, 16:35:16
Not to change the subject, but who wins in a fight between samurai and ninja?

Do both sides just kill themselves and call it a draw?

novacane
14-09-2005, 16:35:51
They bring us copies of cds, dvds etc. often charging only 3 pieces of gold. They're not all bad.

The pirates that is.......

Debaser
14-09-2005, 16:36:22
What's the location?

In the woods I'd fancy the ninja's chances, on open ground I'd favour the samurai.

Nills Lagerbaak
14-09-2005, 16:37:31
Yeah, they are pretty sad and primative. I bet a lot of pirates fucked boys up the arse down dingy alleyways as soon as they reached port. There is nothing cool about that.

The only cool thing about pirates was the crazy ammounts of crazy booze they used to drink. You'd never catch a ninja doing that.

protein
14-09-2005, 16:38:12
Originally posted by Venom
Not to change the subject, but who wins in a fight between samurai and ninja?

Do both sides just kill themselves and call it a draw?
Ninjas are just disgraced samuri.

I suppose the ninja would just sneak into the sleeping samuri's kitchen and poison his food. Less fuss than the whole ninja ropes and throwing stars stuff.

protein
14-09-2005, 16:38:58
Originally posted by Debaser
Worse than that, they're Gypsys on a boat. Scum.
With a Tilehurst accent.

*shudder

King_Ghidra
14-09-2005, 16:39:05
maybe the common deck-swabbing pirates were chav, but the pirate captains were a kind of renegade nobility, that's like the coolest thing ever

check this guy out:

William Dampier led a life of controversy. He spent many years travelling the world with buccaneering parties, and was involved in looting, violence and general piracy. He published journals recording his travels, mixing tales of pillage and arson with exceptionally detailed accounts of wildlife, geography and navigation. Despite his known piracy when at home he was much in demand by polite English society and he was a popular figure invited to many highbrow functions

the guy is james motherfucking bond

protein
14-09-2005, 16:40:12
Or a massive liar.

Nills Lagerbaak
14-09-2005, 16:40:14
I think we need to create a disticntion between urban pirates and seafaring pirates.

Urban pirates are cool - FACT (Federation against copyright theft)

Sir Penguin
14-09-2005, 16:45:13
It depends on class level. In low levels, a ninja with high Wisdom could use his Ghost Step and Sudden Strike abilities to do the Samurai great damage many times. At higher levels, a samurai can wear heavy armour, and the ninja only has a cleric's base attack bonus (3/4 level), so the ninja will have a harder time hitting the samurai. Also, the ninja only has a d6 hit die, whereas the samurai has d10, so the HP difference at high level would pose a great challenge. A clever ninja might be able to use his environment and skills to avoid the samurai and land sudden strikes, but in a pure 1-on-1 melee, the samurai will overpower the ninja at high levels.

SP

Lurker the Second
14-09-2005, 16:45:40
Originally posted by Sir Penguin
Fuck off, I fixed that error.

SP

Oh yeah?

As usual, it was a long fight. By the end of the day, many combatants, both Pirate and Ninja, had been killed or injured. The armies took up their casualties and returned to their bases.

Disgraceful.

Japher
14-09-2005, 16:46:25
geek

Nills Lagerbaak
14-09-2005, 16:48:20
Sweet jesus, who's homepage is this?

http://www.ninjapirate.com/battle.html

Sir Penguin
14-09-2005, 16:48:43
Bite me, stinkbot, ninja have just as tenacious a hold on the mortal coil as pirates, the difference is that ninja can come back as wise ghosts, Jedi-style.

SP

Kitsuki
14-09-2005, 16:52:34
Now that site *is* cool.

Kitsuki
14-09-2005, 16:55:24
Actually, have taken a look at some of the other bits I take that back....

Lurker the Second
14-09-2005, 16:55:34
Originally posted by Sir Penguin
ninja have just as tenacious a hold on the mortal coil as pirates

SP

Maybe from wailing too loudly or old age or kryptonite or something like that, but not from any risk posed by pirates.

Sir Penguin
14-09-2005, 17:06:16
I never said they died in equal numbers.

SP

Funko
14-09-2005, 17:06:43
It seems that story had fundamental flaws from the beginning.

Sir Penguin
14-09-2005, 17:08:22
I'm before my time. You just don't understand. :mad:

SP

Drekkus
14-09-2005, 17:19:00
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
pirates are cool, pirates are rock n roll, they're human

robots are the emotionless creatures that the government will use to force you submit to their fascist laws

zombies are boring

ninjas are cool, but the years of training required to be a ninja don't appeal to me. Anyone can pick up a cutlass and be a pirate, it's a highly accessible profession. This argument has made me decide that pirates are cooler than robots, but not as cool as ninjas.

Sir Penguin
14-09-2005, 17:47:11
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Maybe from wailing too loudly or old age or kryptonite or something like that, but not from any risk posed by pirates.
Anyway, what the hell do you know about ninjas? You don't even know kung-fu.

http://static.flickr.com/2/1983043_47116c3bdb_m.jpg

SP

Lurker the Second
14-09-2005, 17:57:22
You don't have to know how to play tennis to eat a ham sandwich.

mr.G
14-09-2005, 18:16:00
damn i didn't know that.
woooohooooooooooooo tomorrow i will eat my first ham sandwich

Japher
14-09-2005, 18:21:04
you voted yes on the idiot poll

I assum

mr.G
14-09-2005, 18:52:31
jesjes several times....lost count after 3 tho

Venom
14-09-2005, 19:19:23
Me and that black guy are in the same boat. Though not with pirates of course. I wonder if it was the same clan of ninjas that killed our families?

mr.G
14-09-2005, 19:59:49
naaaaah it was lightning........... god has a sense of humor

BigGameHunter
15-09-2005, 01:50:11
I think we're forgetting something...

http://www.dqshrine.com/dq/dq5/robotpirate.jpg

Sir Penguin
15-09-2005, 02:47:31
A ninja could still kick his ass.

SP

Funko
15-09-2005, 09:14:39
I dunno, he might hurt his foot.

Lurker the Second
15-09-2005, 12:16:47
Probably rip a ninja's toenail out or something. Ninja's are notorious for neglectful foot care.

Venom
15-09-2005, 13:14:13
Look at all those crucial cables hanging out in the open. A ninja and his throwing star would have a field day with those.

Funko
15-09-2005, 13:28:39
I just don't think like a ninja.

Funko
15-09-2005, 13:29:01
Other than popping boners and wailing on my guitar, obviously.

King_Ghidra
15-09-2005, 13:32:50
why would you build a robot with a peg leg, that doesn't make any sense at all

Funko
15-09-2005, 13:33:48
It has two peg legs but it lost a boot.

mr.G
15-09-2005, 13:34:43
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
why would you build a robot with a peg leg, that doesn't make any sense at all making sense ------ why why why

Chris
15-09-2005, 13:35:15
That robot Pirate is incredibly gay.

mr.G
15-09-2005, 13:37:30
yaaaay and it is a comic so it is not a real robot at all.

Venom
15-09-2005, 13:38:39
Originally posted by Funko
I just don't think like a ninja.

You need to let go of your feelings and totally flip out more.

Chris
15-09-2005, 13:40:07
My new tech combines robots, pirates and monkeys.

http://www.goats.com/store/images/shirt_rmp.gif

Funko
15-09-2005, 13:49:40
Ok that's the coolest thing ever.

Chris
15-09-2005, 13:52:46
This guy should post here.

http://filebox.vt.edu/~madunca1/pirate-robot.jpg

Funko
15-09-2005, 13:55:43
I am a robot
My prime directive is to's go to's the shops
And buy's ten fags
Do's you's compute?

mr.G
15-09-2005, 14:00:52
Originally posted by Chris
This guy should post here.

http://filebox.vt.edu/~madunca1/pirate-robot.jpg def. a girl you fag

Funko
15-09-2005, 14:03:01
:lol:

Drekkus
15-09-2005, 14:06:38
Do you think her boob is at 'robo sexual' level?

mr.G
15-09-2005, 14:16:27
why?

Venom
15-09-2005, 14:18:46
Dammit, now I'm confused.

Drekkus
15-09-2005, 14:18:51
What do you mean, why?

mr.G
15-09-2005, 14:24:27
why should her boob be her at 'robo sexual' level and what is 'robo sexual' level?

King_Ghidra
15-09-2005, 14:25:33
:lol:

Drekkus
15-09-2005, 14:32:00
Originally posted by mr.G
why should her boob be her at 'robo sexual' level and what is 'robo sexual' level? How the hell should I know what robo-sexual is. I'm just asking if her boob is at that level -> pushing the right button.

King_Ghidra
15-09-2005, 14:32:58
:lol:

you guys crack me up

Venom
15-09-2005, 14:35:11
The Dutch Abott and Costello.

Lurker the Second
15-09-2005, 14:37:16
Ninja discussions always bring out the best.

mr.G
15-09-2005, 14:46:18
of course it is...... you can punch her boob when she jumps up a bit

King_Ghidra
15-09-2005, 14:54:02
http://www.djbrak.com/nvr/flyerfront.jpg

Drekkus
15-09-2005, 14:55:49
Originally posted by mr.G
of course it is...... you can punch her boob when she jumps up a bit You mean punch 'robo sexual', or push 'punch'?

Lurker the Second
15-09-2005, 14:56:56
That's only a Deathbot 5000. It will go down in less than 6 seconds, and that's only b/c it will take the ninja about 3 seconds to put his guitar away.

Venom
15-09-2005, 14:57:13
The only way that could be better was if it turned out to be a rap battle. And the ninja just held the mic in the shadows and said nothing until the final 10 seconds of the battle and he yells out HIIIIIIIYAAAAAAA and swings the mic like nunchucks and kills everyone in the first 4 rows. Then the robot takes the mic and makes modem dialing noises to a funky ass bass machine beat.

Drekkus
15-09-2005, 15:07:11
:lol:


A robot that would go down on you would make serious money though.

King_Ghidra
15-09-2005, 15:10:57
what kind of warped nonsense are you talking about?! look at the pictures of the robots in this thread, do you really want to be sucked off by one of them?!

Nills Lagerbaak
15-09-2005, 15:14:19
http://www.aerosmith-italia.com/notizie/gfx/febbraio07.jpg


Ooh baby!

Drekkus
15-09-2005, 15:20:38
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
what kind of warped nonsense are you talking about?! look at the pictures of the robots in this thread, do you really want to be sucked off by one of them?! I'm saying that a real doll robot would make the seller really rich.

Fistandantilus
15-09-2005, 15:28:32
Indeed, the world is full of people who like to fuck scrap metal.

Provost Harrison
15-09-2005, 17:30:19
I don't remember any of the last few pictures being taken at the meet :hmm:

mr.G
15-09-2005, 20:06:41
Originally posted by Drekkus
You mean punch 'robo sexual', or push 'punch'? punch punch of course, in some countries it is polite to punch the lady in the left titty, ask venom

Venom
15-09-2005, 20:09:39
It's not only polite. It's encouraged.

mr.G
15-09-2005, 20:13:08
you can get arrested for NOT punching the titty, i know that sounds crazy but oh so true.
par example here in Rotterdam.

mr.G
15-09-2005, 20:14:11
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
http://www.aerosmith-italia.com/notizie/gfx/febbraio07.jpg


Ooh baby! hehehehehe stiff nipples stiff nipples stiff nipples stiff nipples ..... i think

Kitsuki
10-10-2005, 17:02:53
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Kitsuki, when drunk, looks fresh-faced and dapper.

Stone-cold sober, Provost looks like a street drinkers mere minutes away from drinking himself to death.

It's an odd world, but I didn't make the rules.

Laz, you bastard - I was just reading though old posts, hit this one, and spent a 5 minute conversation to the cute girl at the advertising agency giggling like a godamn school girl... :p

Venom
10-10-2005, 18:01:48
I thought you were gay?

Kitsuki
10-10-2005, 21:15:02
Nope. Asher fancying me, and me actually being gay, are two different things...!

Lurker the Second
10-10-2005, 21:33:32
Not really.