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mr.G
09-09-2005, 11:34:29
we shot down one of their F16's at vlieland.

that will teach them.
Colon hide and cover my man

Funko
09-09-2005, 11:57:32
5 on Belgium

Provost Harrison
09-09-2005, 12:07:11
The Belgians just have to blow up your dykes for victory :beer:

mr.G
09-09-2005, 12:15:22
we have a lot of dykes and one hooker in amsterdam.

taaaaadaaaaaaa

Drekkus
09-09-2005, 12:23:59
we'll just blow up a munitionship in the port of Antwerp!

paiktis22
10-09-2005, 20:02:10
Too many belgian jokes.

Greg W
11-09-2005, 01:14:23
There's too much waffling on...

Sir Penguin
11-09-2005, 01:17:30
Is Belgium anything like Denmark? 'Cause Canada's at war with Denmark. Maybe we could hook up?

SP

Alexander's Horse
11-09-2005, 02:28:35
the pomme frite war

mr.G
11-09-2005, 12:39:05
Originally posted by Sir Penguin
Is Belgium anything like Denmark? 'Cause Canada's at war with Denmark. Maybe we could hook up?

SP can we use the deathstar?

TV4Fun
11-09-2005, 17:51:54
Please quit saying belgium, this is a family forum.

KrazyHorse@home
11-09-2005, 22:41:22
Yes. We all know how interested you are in the welfare of children...

protein
11-09-2005, 23:34:18
Originally posted by TV4Fun
Please quit saying belgium, this is a family forum.
So many HHGTTG fans here.

Beta1
12-09-2005, 09:32:46
So has belgium surrendered yet?

Funko
12-09-2005, 09:55:42
Belgium not France.

Gary
12-09-2005, 09:57:51
Isn't Belgium just the boring bits of north east France ?

Drekkus
12-09-2005, 10:19:49
Belgium should be split and the flemish part returned to Holland and the wallone part to france.

King_Ghidra
12-09-2005, 10:35:34
you really want them back?

Drekkus
12-09-2005, 10:46:13
Yeah, Antwerp is a great city, the coast is nice with Knokke & Brugge. Plus the dutch speaking part is the wealthy part of belgium, the french part is all obsolete heavy industry, high unemployment etc. :D

Funko
12-09-2005, 10:53:52
Knokke & Brugge :lol:

Drekkus
12-09-2005, 10:59:55
What's so funny about that?

King_Ghidra
12-09-2005, 11:19:21
god knows, he's in a world of his own

mr.G
12-09-2005, 11:23:49
Originally posted by protein
So many HHGTTG fans here. HHGTTG ??

Funko
12-09-2005, 11:24:00
They just sound funny.

Gary
12-09-2005, 11:25:58
Originally posted by mr.G
HHGTTG ?? Douglas Adams ?

protein
12-09-2005, 12:33:04
Yup. Belgium is a swear word. I'm not sure it made it to the books but it was in the original.

Gary
12-09-2005, 14:02:39
Apparently "spoon" isn't though.

Chris
12-09-2005, 22:24:10
Originally posted by Funko
5 on Belgium Done.

I happen to know the Belgian Army is past 40 on average, and awaiting retirement.

Cruddy
12-09-2005, 22:43:53
At least the Belgian Army isn't unionised.

While the Dutch Army is having a union meeting, the Belgian Army can cycle across the border and occupy all the strategic locations like the brothels and coffee shops.

Holland will be brought to its knees! :D

Alexander's Horse
12-09-2005, 23:29:35
Holland has ganja its worth attacking

Deacon
13-09-2005, 01:02:49
I think unions would be a good idea if only the enemy were to join unions too. If all possible combatants only worked five days a week from 9AM to 5PM, plus the occasional Saturday, then one could argue that World Peace is closer than it's ever been.

TV4Fun
13-09-2005, 04:25:57
Originally posted by protein
Yup. Belgium is a swear word. I'm not sure it made it to the books but it was in the original. It was in one of the later ones.

Koshko
13-09-2005, 05:08:29
How will this effect my plans to take over Luxembourg.

Immortal Wombat
13-09-2005, 05:40:18
The word Belgium doesn't appear in any of the books.

mr.G
13-09-2005, 07:19:25
The word Belgium does not exist -FACT!!

Gary
13-09-2005, 08:43:28
Clearly the war has already been won, and Belgium written out of the books !

You are now all part of Greater Netherregions

mr.G
13-09-2005, 09:03:34
yep soon the world low.

low low low your boat

Chris
13-09-2005, 22:50:55
Ha ha, Funko owes me 5!

Funko
14-09-2005, 09:22:59
The Belgians aren't out of it yet, they have gone underground and are fighting a guerilla war until the Americans come and rescue them.

mr.G
14-09-2005, 09:59:13
that's why i can't find them

Kitsuki
14-09-2005, 10:29:49
You invade Poland instead by accident, didnt you?

Gary
14-09-2005, 10:41:42
Tsk, easily done.

Turn left and keep on, and there you are.

mr.G
14-09-2005, 10:43:34
naaah belgium is easy for me, just walk to the south and when pple surrender without a fight you know you are a bit too far and go back to the north again.

Funko
14-09-2005, 10:47:04
:lol:

Drekkus
14-09-2005, 12:23:28
Originally posted by mr.G
naaah belgium is easy for me, just walk to the south and when pple surrender without a fight you know you are a bit too far and go back to the north again. :lol:

MDA
14-09-2005, 12:52:34
where's Maroule when you need a frenchman to argue with?

Drekkus
14-09-2005, 13:17:08
or to laugh at

Colon
15-09-2005, 00:00:56
Originally posted by mr.G
we shot down one of their F16's at vlieland.

that will teach them.
Colon hide and cover my man

You shot one of our F-16's down? When did you shoot it down? Why did you shoot it down? Why was that F-16 in Vlieland? Vlieland is in Holland, right? Do we have F-16's? Where should Colon hide? What are you going to teach them? With them you mean the Belgians right? Who's Colon? Colon is Belgian? Why am I posting here? Why am I sitting in front of a computer? Why do I have a computer? What's a computer? Why is this all so confusing? What does confusing mean?

:cry:

Funko
15-09-2005, 09:25:15
Colon, you are now head of the resistance.

mr.G
15-09-2005, 09:37:22
Originally posted by Colon
You shot one of our F-16's down? When did you shoot it down? Why did you shoot it down? Why was that F-16 in Vlieland? Vlieland is in Holland, right? Do we have F-16's? Where should Colon hide? What are you going to teach them? With them you mean the Belgians right? Who's Colon? Colon is Belgian? Why am I posting here? Why am I sitting in front of a computer? Why do I have a computer? What's a computer? Why is this all so confusing? What does confusing mean?

:cry:
i will say this only once

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Chris
15-09-2005, 11:54:53
Originally posted by Funko
Colon, you are now head of the resistance. In that case, you might as well pay up now.

MDA
15-09-2005, 11:56:01
Originally posted by Funko
Colon, you are now head of the resistance.

Does that mean he has his head up his ass?

Funko
15-09-2005, 12:23:55
Originally posted by Chris
In that case, you might as well pay up now.

I'd only be paying myself!

Chris
15-09-2005, 13:21:53
Not John Lovitz.

Funko
15-09-2005, 13:35:46
Definitely not.

Chris
15-09-2005, 13:36:58
If you pay us, that means we double our money.