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08-09-2005, 07:01:52
Goat dies after sexual assault in Kenya's 'bestiality belt'
Sept 02, 2005 - Updated 03:44am (Mla time)
Agence France-Presse

NAIROBI -- Kenyan police have arrested a man accused of strangling to death a goat with which he was having sex in a region where reported acts of bestiality are increasing, officials said Thursday.

The 22-year-old suspect, who tried to kill himself after being caught with the female goat in Kenya's central Rift Valley province, is to be charged with attempted suicide and "engaging in unnatural acts," they said.

"The goat died as a result of strangulation," said Ndaya Ngalia, a local government official in the province's Bomet district where the assault took place overnight Tuesday.

After being scared off by the goat's owner and neighbors, the man hid but was discovered by villagers at whom he threw stones before running away and jumping into a pond in an apparent bid to take his life, Ngalia told Agence France-Presse.

The incident, first made public by the state-run Kenyan News Agency (KNA), is the second known case of such behavior in the past three months in Bomet where villagers say largely unreported acts of bestiality may be a growing trend.

In June, a cobbler suspected of sorcery was attacked and nearly lynched by outraged residents after being caught having sex with a female sheep there.

The man, who witnesses said had earlier been seen having sex with a dog, admitted assaulting the ewe.

District Commissioner Samuel Otieno, however, downplayed fears that Bomet is winning a dubious reputation as a hub of bestiality.

"These things happen all over the world, there is nothing peculiar about Bomet," he told Agence France-Presse.

08-09-2005, 09:25:55
i like a world where depraved sex-crazed men rape animals rather than women or other men

infnitely preferable

08-09-2005, 09:28:46
Another death from badly handled erotic asphixiation.

08-09-2005, 09:32:09
ass fixation?

08-09-2005, 09:33:02
No, goat

08-09-2005, 09:33:44
Not any more.

08-09-2005, 09:34:24
I shouldn't really joke about it. Bestiality really gets my goat.

08-09-2005, 09:34:50

08-09-2005, 09:36:10
i can't bear these owlful jokes

Nills Lagerbaak
08-09-2005, 10:00:37
Oh Cod, not another pun fest

Nills Lagerbaak
08-09-2005, 10:01:44
Originally posted by Funko
I shouldn't really joke about it. Bestiality really gets my goat.

No kidding! I feel gruff about these sort of things.

08-09-2005, 10:28:10
to be charged with attempted suicide? What's the punishment for that?

08-09-2005, 10:42:33
Being charged for being a failure.

09-09-2005, 11:25:17
Funko what's wrong with ewe and puns!?

You're always trying to ram them down our throats, they're so baaa'd as well...

Provost Harrison
09-09-2005, 11:55:11
Behold! For I am wearing the Bestiality Belt!

09-09-2005, 12:17:30
Is that for your Vorpal Blade?:D

S|n|ster's Brother-in-Law
09-09-2005, 14:50:44
Hey leave hit alone you shitheads!