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Lazarus and the Gimp
06-09-2005, 19:13:59
Could I buy a bottle of Domestos, a brillo pad, and pass myself off as a professional with career prospects at last?

MattHiggs
06-09-2005, 19:31:50
Dunno, but it would make an entertainin anecdote.

Lazarus and the Gimp
06-09-2005, 20:13:06
http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0528,taormino,65754,24.html


She told me that she would wax the anus first, then apply Pink Cheeks Amazing Anal Bleaching Cream, a product the salon developed, to the area. I scanned the label: The active ingredient is hydroquinone (4 percent), a substance used to lighten dark skin, commonly found in products used by African Americans to even out skin tone. "We just tried it on some buttholes and realized it worked," said Esser-Thorin.

JM^3
06-09-2005, 20:29:04
we have had so many posts on this topic that I feel like there should be someone who tries it

JM

Lazarus and the Gimp
06-09-2005, 20:46:26
Are you volunteering? It'll be fun.

MattHiggs
06-09-2005, 20:54:15
Only if you're applying the cream.

Spartak
06-09-2005, 20:59:45
:browncard:

Presumably that Polyposter whose gf ran off with a porn star did it.

Alexander's Horse
06-09-2005, 22:42:02
:browncard

Lazarus and the Gimp
06-09-2005, 22:52:25
It's brown now, but it could be :pinkcard. Think about it.

Lazarus and the Gimp
06-09-2005, 22:53:43
Fucking smilies. That's "pinkcard".

The Mad Monk
07-09-2005, 01:45:36
It's rather appropriate as-is.

Oerdin
07-09-2005, 09:03:07
Buttholes are not madde to be pink.

Iskandar Reza
07-09-2005, 09:05:08
Oh.. so that why it's pink in some cases. I always thought it was becoz of too much anal sex.

The Norks
07-09-2005, 09:08:15
i'm amazed that people have so much time on their hands that they can spend it doing things like anal bleaching.

Funko
07-09-2005, 09:11:57
Rather than watching "The World's Funniest Pets"?

Gary
07-09-2005, 09:18:04
Gawd, that show's awful.

The Norks
07-09-2005, 09:54:12
surely at least that serves a purpose ie making you laugh if thats your humour. What has anal bleaching done for the world?

King_Ghidra
07-09-2005, 10:16:01
anal bleaching makes me laugh, so it serves the same purpose as world's funniest pets by that premise

The Norks
07-09-2005, 10:19:29
if it makes you laugh, maybe we should bleach yours as the test :D

King_Ghidra
07-09-2005, 10:21:18
no, no, only other people's anal bleaching is amusing

despite indulging in a catalogue of other perversities, i don't pour industrial cleaning products on my anus

The Norks
07-09-2005, 10:33:29
call yourself a pervert?!!
I feel like Dorothy when she pulls back the curtain! My idol is a fraud!

Funko
07-09-2005, 10:34:44
Would JIF multi surface cleaner work just as well do you think?

The Norks
07-09-2005, 10:38:18
I've got Flash with bleach. Thats a multitasker ;)

Nills Lagerbaak
07-09-2005, 11:07:21
We should release a subset of Mr. Muscle.....Mr Pahllus, Mr. Sphincta, Mr. Pelvic Floor. etc. etc.

BigGameHunter
07-09-2005, 21:42:37
Who would you rather have scrub your anus to delectable pink cleanliness?

This man?

http://www.baefed.com/fmd/members/clean.jpg


Or this one?

http://hometown.aol.com/johnmscalzi/brawny.jpg


On second thought....

http://www.sellinc.com/youss_Scrubbing%20Bubbles2_fv.jpg


oooooh...scrubbing bubbles!

King_Ghidra
08-09-2005, 09:03:59
the last one at least looks like some kind of sex toy

Oerdin
08-09-2005, 10:39:18
The scrubbing bubbles?

mr.G
08-09-2005, 10:41:27
http://www.sellinc.com/youss_Scrubbing%20Bubbles2_fv.jpg
Soaps cum?

Funko
08-09-2005, 10:43:41
Where's the soap?

Yes, it does doesn't it.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
10-09-2005, 10:11:27
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
, a brillo pad,

Or hire the use of an elderly red headed woman- use of her wiry minge pad could also increase your income- she could be a 'scrubber' twice over !