View Full Version : I am soooo nervous

06-09-2005, 12:40:09
First day in school tomorrow.

And its a primary...

I'm supposed to observe and make notes. Notes about what? Wouldn't it have been a good idea to do this some way into the course when we have at least an idea of what we are meant to be observing?

More to the point why am I going to a primary? I'm doing secondary science

And more importantly how do I avoid treading on a 5 year old by accident?

06-09-2005, 12:57:41
the way the kids expertly maul observers? You'll be fine, it'll be an experience :)

06-09-2005, 13:05:29
5 year olds are tiny. You'll never even notice you've trodden on them.

06-09-2005, 13:05:47
Tread away on those little bastards.

06-09-2005, 13:11:13
Make sure when you sit in with a class you sort yourself out a adult sized seat first. If you end up having to sit on a child sized one you'll look awful silly. ;)

06-09-2005, 13:14:16
Make notes about the weaknesses of the kids, so you can exploit those later when they're acting up.

06-09-2005, 13:15:02
you can practise seagull-kicking with 5 year olds

06-09-2005, 13:18:36
Notes on how the existing teacher instils fear in them from the very start, so they don't try anything on for the rest of the year.

It'll be applicable for your science classes too.

06-09-2005, 13:47:10
Also be sure to distribute porn to all the kids.

06-09-2005, 13:48:05
yaaaay with sex and all

06-09-2005, 13:52:11
Never too early to learn.

06-09-2005, 14:06:35
and quantum mechanics also never too early to start with that

06-09-2005, 14:07:39
Throw the kids into the deep end of the potential well.