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05-09-2005, 13:52:58
Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind people were given pointed sticks?

Adam Bloom

05-09-2005, 13:54:16
I like to go into the Body Shop and shout out really loud "I've already got one!"

Norman Lovett

05-09-2005, 13:58:04
I enjoy using the comedy technique of self-deprecation - but I'm not very good at it.

Arnold Brown

05-09-2005, 14:03:30
Adam Bloom I saw live, he was hillarious.

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that. - Milton Jones

05-09-2005, 14:10:10
I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Marcus Brigstocke

Greg W
06-09-2005, 01:24:08
Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist who sould his soul to Santa?