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Lazarus and the Gimp
03-09-2005, 19:20:03
Welcome back! We've missed you.

Iskandar Reza
03-09-2005, 19:28:26
Ha I missed this place too :)

So what's the brief news of it all?

Lazarus and the Gimp
03-09-2005, 19:33:54
We got invaded by people with a goat obsession.

We had someone come here saying they were taking up porn, and then they caught herpes.

We're all still Keith.

The forum is nearly 80% more Dutch than last year.

Sonic Undermind split up.

I think Funko might have a girlfriend, but I'm still not convinced.

It's Bossman's fault.

03-09-2005, 20:03:12
Sonic Undermind split up?!!???!?

I thought they were concentrating on wedding gigs?

Lazarus and the Gimp
03-09-2005, 20:30:48
Actually they secretly reformed with a new drummer.

03-09-2005, 20:39:47

04-09-2005, 05:19:13
Oooooh....I missed this one!
"We had someone come here saying they were taking up porn, and then they caught herpes."

04-09-2005, 05:38:12


04-09-2005, 08:07:02
Gotta love the old classics....

Boy meets Girl

Boy and Girl do some porno shoots together

Girl starts going out on her own giving lame reasons

Boy discovers that Girl has been meeting lots of other Boys

Everyone gets herpes

Boy cries, but secretly think he's really cool for being in porno movies so boasts about the situation on the internet

04-09-2005, 08:11:08
you forgot

Boy and Girl engage in a 3-some with the porn director

Boy discovers he likes blowing other Boys


04-09-2005, 08:14:02
oh, and also

Boy calls out name of old Girl duing sex with new Girl

(happened second)


Iskandar Reza
04-09-2005, 08:44:56
Hey do the google spiders get to read what's on these pages too? Can't have too many references to porn associated with my name...

Provost Harrison
04-09-2005, 10:12:22
Iskander, he's (murta)bak!

Lazarus and the Gimp
04-09-2005, 14:55:58
Exactly. It would be shameful to have the name Iskandar Reza linked with hot porn action featuring engorged and shaved genitals wouldn't it?

It would be a crashing slur on the good name of Iskandar Reza for it to be linked with strapping young farmhands sexually penetrating a varietry of domestic animals wouldn't it?

Iskandar Reza
04-09-2005, 15:18:27
Is there a good market for those? Or is it under the category of "violent porn"?