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Lazarus and the Gimp
02-09-2005, 23:35:31
Don't do it. You're better off not knowing.

Top entry for my own? It's a petition calling for my death.

protein
02-09-2005, 23:39:52
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=rob+bloomfield&btnG=Search&meta=

the first one is me, the second is my famous relative of the same name. A poet no less.

Provost Harrison
02-09-2005, 23:51:27
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Don't do it. You're better off not knowing.

Top entry for my own? It's a petition calling for my death.

"...is the greatest of all shitheads. He doesnt seem to notice just how annoying he really is. He has a pathetic hair cut yet he insults everyone else about theirs. He pays out other people's girlfriends and loved ones, yet flips out when someone makes a joke about his girlfriend. He can give out his fair share of abuse but cannot take it.

This petition is to let him know that he very disliked and that if he wants anyone to be friends with him, he should stop being a complete fuckhead!"

"...raped me when i was a young hobbit and i never recovered...im still a homo (raging)."

You've made quite an impression Laz :lol:

Provost Harrison
02-09-2005, 23:52:56
You also seem to be pretty big in cancer too ;)

Debaser
03-09-2005, 00:42:14
I'm an old American Christian county singer/songwriter.

I might try and download some of my songs, see what they're like...

self biased
03-09-2005, 00:55:37
link?

Immortal Wombat
03-09-2005, 01:35:44
www.google.co.ug

Chris
03-09-2005, 03:15:47
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Don't do it. You're better off not knowing.

Top entry for my own? It's a petition calling for my death. I guess I shouldn't have signed it.

Sorry.

Greg W
03-09-2005, 12:44:23
I get too much shit about some rock concert in 1969. The 328,000 hits is pretty impressive though for such an unusual name...

Immortal Wombat
03-09-2005, 12:59:09
Only 59 if you use quotation marks though

Greg W
03-09-2005, 13:29:27
Shhhhh.

(47 on Australian Google)

LoD
03-09-2005, 13:36:06
I'm mostly me :(.

MOBIUS
03-09-2005, 13:58:38
Well you certainly made a hit with these guys (http://www.amren.com/mtnews/archives/2005/07/the_real_suicid.php)

Not surprisingly it's a place Epubius Rex likes to hang out...

Apparently you are our god or something...:lol:

MOBIUS
03-09-2005, 14:05:28
Man that is one of the most racist and bigoted sites I have had the misfortune to come across!:eek:

Racist cunts (http://www.amren.com/mtnews/archives/2005/09/britsa_hell_ins.php#comments)

Lazarus and the Gimp
03-09-2005, 17:04:28
One could almost hear their screams as they realized how easily they had been had.
More over, "Lazarus and the Gimp" is their leader, their idol, even.


It's obvious to any casual observer, but not the twats on this site. Take the hint and start curtseying, minions.

Iskandar Reza
03-09-2005, 18:31:29
http://www.google.com.my/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial_s&hl=en&q=%22iskandar+reza%22&meta=&btnG=Google+Search

Damn... the second result should be on the second page...

alsieboo
03-09-2005, 20:08:05
Oi I was googling my name the other day and I have my own airline, beat that plebs

mr.G
03-09-2005, 21:07:20
cool, when i grow up i wannahave my own plane tooooooo di toooooooo

Cruddy
03-09-2005, 22:06:39
Originally posted by alsieboo
Oi I was googling my name the other day and I have my own airline, beat that plebs

I doubt this beats it but apparently this freak shares my name;-

http://www.newyorksocialdiary.com/list/images/08_05_04/DSC02288.jpg

mr.G
03-09-2005, 22:08:56
he makes a great avatar

alsieboo
03-09-2005, 22:31:53
hawt

The Norks
03-09-2005, 22:33:46
Its gratifying to find that I've become a leading Professor of Languages at a top British University, with several books to my name.

Debaser
04-09-2005, 00:31:50
Originally posted by alsieboo
Oi I was googling my name the other day and I have my own airline, beat that plebs

Stelios? Is that really you?

alsieboo
04-09-2005, 00:37:44
I was trying to keep it under wraps, but I guess now my secrets out I can deny it no longer

Alexander's Horse
04-09-2005, 01:28:14
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
"...is the greatest of all shitheads. He doesnt seem to notice just how annoying he really is. He has a pathetic hair cut yet he insults everyone else about theirs. He pays out other people's girlfriends and loved ones, yet flips out when someone makes a joke about his girlfriend. He can give out his fair share of abuse but cannot take it.

This petition is to let him know that he very disliked and that if he wants anyone to be friends with him, he should stop being a complete fuckhead!"

"...raped me when i was a young hobbit and i never recovered...im still a homo (raging)."



that looks like something posted by someone with a secret crush or someone spurned

BigGameHunter
04-09-2005, 05:15:31
I'm some crappy frog actor who has apparently been in this movie:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071737/

This is the first image that comes up:
Hmmm...not sure if I'd trade him or not. He looks like a crappy frog photographer wannabee or something...but he's a Kraut.
http://www.physik.unizh.ch/groups/groupstraumann/members/bernhard.jpg

Koyaanisqatsi
04-09-2005, 06:13:39
Excellent. I've had a continuous web presence since 1993, and I don't appear until page 28 of a Google search. My plans for fame and fortune are proceeding as expected.

MOBIUS
04-09-2005, 12:33:33
Interestingly 3 of the top 5 including #1 are actually me!

Though the iExplore one seems to be someone using my details because I didn't set that up - apparently my favourite destination is Caracas...:hmm:

MOBIUS
04-09-2005, 12:38:25
Otherwise I am a tryhard tory in N Wales who keeps losing at General Elections in different seats.

And there's this guy (http://www.gwilowen.com/) :coolgrin:

Lazarus and the Gimp
04-09-2005, 14:50:19
Blimey.

*End Is Forever*
05-09-2005, 11:46:34
Ah there's some good stuff I've forgotten...

"Furthermore, a quick glance at the pre-election Socialist Worker reveals that to “kick out the extremists” we should “vote Socialist Alliance”. It would appear their grasp of public relations is matched only by their understanding of irony."

Alexander's Horse
05-09-2005, 12:28:24
My name search turned up a poacher who was fined for trespassing and coursing hares on an English estate near Middlesborough in 2002.

Some things never change.

Nills Lagerbaak
05-09-2005, 12:41:49
Firstly there is only one me on the whole internet! Woohoo!

Then I get references to the old band, my university projects and some link to a conference I once talked at,

Debaser's always makes me laugh although it seems to have slipped down the list now...

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Friday, March 8, 2002 - HUMAN RIGHTS ACTION ALERT

IT'S FRIDAY: A SEVENTY-ONE-YEAR-OLD MAN IS BEING
ELECTROSHOCKED **RIGHT NOW** AGAINST HIS WILL
IN RIVERVIEW HOSPITAL IN VANCOUVER, CANADA

HE RECEIVES FORCED ELECTROSHOCK *EVERY* FRIDAY

ACTION: YOU CAN E-MAIL THE HOSPITAL CEO TO
FIGHT FOR MICHAEL MATTHEW'S HUMAN RIGHTS!

by Juli Lawrence, director, http://ECT.ORG

VANCOUVER, CANADA: Every Friday, Michael Matthews, a 71-year-old patient at Riverview Hospital in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada receives an electroshock treatment against his will.

He has continued to tell human rights activists that he does not want the treatments, yet he has received more than 70, according to a hospital insider who asked not to be named.

"He used to be a delightful conversationalist with a good attention span," says the insider. "He had the sweetest disposition -- something everyone commented on and appreciated. We all loved chatting with Michael. Gradually he has become more and more agitated, irritable, confused, and delusional."

Vancouver activist Julie Butler recently met with Michael, and said that he was suffering from the typical effects of electroshock.

"He is suffering from the classic documented side effects of the treatment which include long and short term memory loss, confusion, and disorientation," says Butler. "When I first met Michael, burns and bruises were evident on his temples, which would also seem to be from the continued and excessive use of this treatment."

Riverview Hospital was the center of a governmental investigation last year when staff psychiatrist Jaime Paredes
contacted Minister of Health Corky Evans with concerns over the increased use of electroshock after the Ministry increased payments to doctors.

"The number of ECT treatments in the Geriatric Psychiatry Program at Riverview Hospital has more than doubled since fee-for-service was introduced," wrote Dr. Paredes. "I feel the machinery and wheels of bureaucracy are slowly grinding this matter into obscurity. But it is real people who are affected, patients with no power and with no voice."

Paredes, who worked at Riverview 15 years, was fired in December and has said he believes his firing was a result of speaking out. He said a colleague who supported him was also fired, and another was demoted. Riverview administrators have denied that the firings were related to the controversy and resulting investigation.

Activists have attempted to visit Michael again, but have been refused entry by hospital officials.

The hospital insider says that Michael views the electroshock treatments as punishment.

"They're trying to get rid of me. They think I'm a problem," the insider reports Michael saying.

The insider adds: "Michael talks to the walls now, falls asleep in the middle of sentences, tells us he is probably Jesus Christ, and rambles on endlessly in total nonsense. It just breaks my heart."

"Electroshocking elderly people, particularly women, is ageist, sexist and elder abuse," says Don Weitz of Toronto, author of the article "Electroshocking Elderly People -- Another Psychiatric Abuse."

"Shocking old and physically fragile people without informed consent is increasing at an alarming rate in both the United States and Canada -- particularly in Ontario and British Columbia -- as well as the UK and probably other European countries," Weitz said. "In Ontario during the year 1999-2000, over 2,500 people were forcibly subjected to over 15,000 shocks."

ECT practitioners continue to say that ECT is a very safe and effective treatment, despite the well-known high relapse rate and extensive side effects. In a study published in the _Journal of the American Medical Association_ last year showed that ECT is so ineffective at relieving depression, that nearly all of 290 patients relapsed within six months.

"Since the shock doctors and other psychiatrists routinely violate the legal right to informed consent, virtually all shock is forced. I accuse the shock doctors in particular and psychiatry in general with causing great harm, intentionally misinforming or lying to their patients and the public about permanent memory loss and brain damage, violating medical ethics, and perpetrating a crime against humanity," added Weitz.

Calls to administrators and the head of geriatric psychiatry at Riverview were not returned.


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ACTION *** ACTION *** ACTION

Here is an easy way you can help now:

Email, call and/or fax these Riverview Hospital staff, a sample message is below.

Marion Suski, Chief Executive Officer
email: msuski@bcmhs.bc.ca
fax: 604-524-7016

Dr. Arlind Kang, Medical Director, Geriatric Psychiatry Program
email: akang@bcmhs.bc.ca

Alastair Gordon, Director of Community Relations
email: agordon@bcmhs.bc.ca
phone 604-524-7378
fax: 604-524-7016

Please keep your message civil.

Please COPY your message to: Juli@ect.org