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King_Ghidra
31-08-2005, 14:42:24
#1 Become Emperor of the known Universe
#2 Fuck all the women in the world starting with the fit ones
#3 Never go to Mr Cod again.

Kitsuki
31-08-2005, 14:47:31
That second one is shit.

novacane
31-08-2005, 14:47:54
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
#1 Become Emperor of the known Universe
#2 Fuck all the women in the world starting with the fit ones
#3 Never go to Mr Cod again.

#3 is more unrealistic than the other 2.

King_Ghidra
31-08-2005, 14:49:01
Originally posted by Kitsuki
That second one is shit.

get your own goals bitch

Funko
31-08-2005, 14:54:25
2 jumpers, less than the width of a football apart.

Greg W
31-08-2005, 15:09:57
Before or after they hit the ground?

Gary
31-08-2005, 15:13:11
No thanks, the management provides plenty of unattainable goals that are out of my control, for me. Need no more.

MDA
31-08-2005, 15:37:29
What would you do if you had a million dollars?

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

Gary
31-08-2005, 15:44:41
At the same time ? Must have one hell of a tongue.

Drekkus
31-08-2005, 16:39:33
Who's Mr Cod?

Kitsuki
31-08-2005, 16:42:14
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
get your own goals bitch

2 includes your female relatives and people in OAP homes. Tasty. :love:

King_Ghidra
31-08-2005, 17:12:26
hmm several billion women on the list and you immediately think about fucking your mother and an old woman

King_Ghidra
31-08-2005, 17:12:57
Originally posted by Drekkus
Who's Mr Cod?

My lord and master

http://www.mrcod.com/

This is an actual Mr Cod in Reading, the Oxford rd branch i think.

http://www.mrcod.com/images/photos/shop_exterior1.jpg

Gary
31-08-2005, 17:36:28
Cod Almighty !

Spartak
31-08-2005, 17:41:27
That looks really trendy :eek:

MDA
31-08-2005, 18:17:16
OMC!

Drekkus
31-08-2005, 22:37:27
Fish and chips shops new style?

Kitsuki
01-09-2005, 01:27:21
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
hmm several billion women on the list and you immediately think about fucking your mother and an old woman

Nope - I would have said every attractive non-relative matey... You're the one who said everyone... :)

Koshko
01-09-2005, 05:46:56
See Goals set by the Bush Administration on the Eve of the Iraqi War

self biased
01-09-2005, 14:20:36
shit. i was gonna make this thread.

King_Ghidra
01-09-2005, 14:39:23
you may bow to me

Funko
01-09-2005, 14:55:47
#4 Become Emperor of the unknown universe

self biased
01-09-2005, 14:57:45
whales?

Venom
01-09-2005, 14:58:16
#1 Do something useful