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Oerdin
24-08-2005, 20:51:56
Interesting picture to see in the paper.

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/3092/cuffgirl0vr.jpg

Japher
24-08-2005, 20:55:11
She's probably wondering why she is so popular all of a sudden.

Lazarus and the Gimp
24-08-2005, 21:09:56
Don't get it. Don't understand.

Japher
24-08-2005, 21:12:09
that's too bad

Lazarus and the Gimp
24-08-2005, 21:22:56
The jpg title is "cuffgirl", but the thing in the green circle isn't a pair of handcuffs.

Japher
24-08-2005, 21:23:55
looks like one to me, with the other half looped around the bedpost.

Lazarus and the Gimp
24-08-2005, 21:28:54
Nah. I can't see any attachment to the bed, and the "hinge" is all wrong. I suspect a Photoshop.

The Norks
24-08-2005, 22:48:42
happily married couple in good sex life shocker! What is the world coming to?!

its hanging off the iron rail (see head of bed for further info)

Debaser
24-08-2005, 23:21:50
Yes, yes it is.

KrazyHorse@home
25-08-2005, 02:19:03
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Nah. I can't see any attachment to the bed, and the "hinge" is all wrong. I suspect a Photoshop.

It's attached to the black metal footboard running horizontally (see the headboard for example of how it looks)

KrazyHorse@home
25-08-2005, 02:20:14
Oops. Uhhh...see AH's post for details.

Oerdin
25-08-2005, 04:01:06
AH didn't post in this thread unless he's using another name.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
25-08-2005, 04:02:45
Hooray! Infamy from my hometown newspaper! :D

It's not photoshopped - it's real. Mediawatch is a reputable show on the ABC, here's a piece they did: http://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/transcripts/s1437610.htm

Oerdin
25-08-2005, 04:02:51
As long as we're at it someone needs to tell this old man to wear underwear.

http://www.freaknfunny.com/images/upload/fullsize/BigFishAndSlippage.jpg

Oerdin
25-08-2005, 04:11:53
Such a resourceful young girl.

http://www.freaknfunny.com/images/upload/fullsize/peestand.jpg

It's to bad no one told her how many guys pissed all over that lip she's putting her legs on.

The Norks
25-08-2005, 05:55:47
I've peed in worse

KrazyHorse@home
25-08-2005, 07:20:52
Originally posted by Oerdin
AH didn't post in this thread unless he's using another name.

The Norks = AngelHorns = AH, unless I've fucked something up

KrazyHorse@home
25-08-2005, 07:23:32
The handcuffs were a gift from a friend, given as a joke. We’ve never used them. I didn’t even think about it when the photographer was taking the photos. I have been crying about it for days. We’ve had people ringing up my husband saying "Look at what she gets up to.?"

— Emily Ramsden to Media Watch

Yeah, right. :lol:

They've just been sitting on your bed this whole time....

Fess up...you let hubby tie you up and fuck you. There's no shame in it...

Gary
25-08-2005, 08:54:46
Ah, I usually relate "AH" to a certain antipodean equestrian "gentleman"

KrazyHorse@home
25-08-2005, 08:55:50
I know. It's annoying.

Gary
25-08-2005, 08:57:52
Dammit ! KrazyHorse@home keeps posting but is hiding from the list at the top of the page :p

AH HA ! Now he's appeared, as if by magic.

Oerdin
25-08-2005, 10:33:56
Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
The Norks = AngelHorns = AH, unless I've fucked something up

I was thinking Alexander's Horse. That's who I normally hear called AH but I guess Angel Horns works too.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
25-08-2005, 10:57:06
Just admit that you love Alexander's horn.

mr.G
25-08-2005, 11:08:38
and Angels (hung like a ) Horse?

Drekkus
25-08-2005, 12:17:06
That would be quite the AH Erlebnis.

mr.G
25-08-2005, 12:44:02
:lol:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
25-08-2005, 13:39:53
Originally posted by Drekkus
That would be quite the AH Erlebnis.

How funkoesque.

protein
25-08-2005, 13:43:19
I don't understand. What's wrong with handcuffs? Is this the part of America where sex toys are illegal?

The Norks
25-08-2005, 14:46:37
i haven't used AH for about a year. Get with it people! :D

you would think the photographer would have tactfully pointed out the handcuffs.

Gary
25-08-2005, 14:49:19
Well she was pregnant, and he probably wasn't in the mood.

Resource Consumer
25-08-2005, 14:50:17
Shouldn't it be "equine" rather than "equestrian"? I think Alexander himself would be the "equestrian"

Venom
25-08-2005, 14:51:21
I don't think that's from America.

mr.G
25-08-2005, 14:52:17
I don't think - FACT!!

Gary
25-08-2005, 14:53:45
Perhaps, but the poster wouldn't be as it's just a pseudonym. But I see where you're coming from (oo err..)

Lurker the Second
25-08-2005, 15:10:47
Originally posted by Venom
I don't think that's from America.

Huh, you've never been to Christchurch, Alabama?

Venom
25-08-2005, 15:17:42
It's the phone numbers man. The phone numbers. No one in America would write their phone number like that. 1300? Not bloody likely!

Stand aside Batman, there's a new detective in town.

Lurker the Second
25-08-2005, 15:26:57
Yeah, saw that too but couldn't think of anything stupid to say about it.

The real giveaway is that no one in this country is stupid enough to do something like she did.

mr.G
25-08-2005, 15:35:03
naaah.......... The two of you live in the land of the schjmart.

Venom
25-08-2005, 15:35:06
In america, there'd be a dildo on the wall.

Gary
25-08-2005, 15:37:03
And a tub of anal lube on the bedside cabinet

Lurker the Second
25-08-2005, 15:44:39
Better if the dildo is someplace else.

mr.G
25-08-2005, 17:38:41
pleezzzz don't tell us

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
25-08-2005, 19:53:00
Originally posted by Venom
I don't think that's from America.

This would be the bit where again I point out it's from my home town... Adelade, Australia. 1300 numbers are respectable upstanding examples of our telephony system.

Other interesting telephone trivia:

* 6 digit telephone numbers beginning with 13 will call the nearest geographical office of a chain of stores or large department.

* We all have 8 digit phone numbers

* Phone jacks are irritating and stupid

* Handcuffs are banned and illegal in Australia

Venom
25-08-2005, 20:12:10
So if you own handcuffs, they put you in those handcuffs and take you to jail?

protein
25-08-2005, 20:20:50
banned and illegal? even safe ones for sex games? I reckon whips and gimp masks are probably more dangerous.

Diss
25-08-2005, 22:10:53
Originally posted by protein
banned and illegal? even safe ones for sex games? I reckon whips and gimp masks are probably more dangerous.

I like whips and gimp masks

Diss
25-08-2005, 22:11:22
okay oerdin, I'm stealing your picture and posting it in the funny pictures thread at that other place.

Oerdin
25-08-2005, 22:32:59
I stole it from someone else so I can't really say it is mine. ;)

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
26-08-2005, 17:59:38
That last point was a lie :D But the so-called 'uproar' from this newsclipping would have you believe they should be :rolleyes: