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Japher
24-08-2005, 19:09:43
I was out watching wifey have a baby:

Chris
24-08-2005, 19:25:56
Very cool, congrats.

Japher
24-08-2005, 19:30:11
her names is Josephine "Josie"

she enjoys sleeping, eating, and pooping her pants... it's like a smaller, cuter, female version of Venom

Gary
24-08-2005, 19:31:18
Best of luck

DaShi
24-08-2005, 19:35:32
Congrats, but that's hardly an excuse for not posting.

MDA
24-08-2005, 19:50:11
yeah, but the poop won't smell for months! :beer:

Greg W
24-08-2005, 20:09:58
Congrats, mate. :beer:

A friend of mine had a (male) baby yesterday, maybe the two of them will hitch up at some stage (see if I can get him into paranoid father mode early). :D

Lurker the Second
24-08-2005, 20:22:43
Creative, but in the end just another feeble excuse for not posting.

Oh, ok, congrats!

Venom
24-08-2005, 20:23:29
I look forward to finding her porn on the internet in 16 years.

Japher
24-08-2005, 20:23:56
A friend of mine had a (male) baby yesterday, maybe the two of them will hitch up at some stage (see if I can get him into paranoid father mode early).

Cali is having a boy too... Due yesterday. I had already offered her up to his boy, but let the bidding begin!

mr.G
24-08-2005, 22:03:03
congrats you monkey you
you can give her my banana.

Originally posted by Japher
her names is Josephine "Josie"

hmmmm why not call her Japherine?

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
25-08-2005, 04:09:28
Her hands are too disfigured to be seen in public? Actually, I could have done with a set of those for my youngest - when he was born, all he wanted to do was claw his own eyes out.

:beer: Congrats! Start looking for a cheap reliable shotgun to chase the boys off with.

Oerdin
25-08-2005, 04:14:04
Godd damn it. All these CGers breeding. The world is getting worse all the time.

:beer:

The Norks
25-08-2005, 05:57:31
cuuuuuute!
:beer:

MoSe
25-08-2005, 11:58:42
Originally posted by Oerdin
Godd damn it. All these CGers breeding. The world is getting worse all the time.

:beer:

I wonder, will they reval them the ominous secret once their children will have come of age....

Drekkus
25-08-2005, 12:05:01
heeey, congratulations Japher! :beer: Do you tie her hands in mittens so she can't claw at you?

King_Ghidra
25-08-2005, 12:19:20
grats dude :beer:

Japher
25-08-2005, 16:05:47
Do you tie her hands in mittens so she can't claw at you?


Those are training gloves... I just watched Million Dollar Baby.

protein
25-08-2005, 16:07:58
You could have taken a laptop with bluetooth. Don't you care about our feelings?

Oh yeah, and congratulations on joining counterglow minjapher. :)

Beta1
25-08-2005, 16:48:10
Originally posted by Japher
her names is Josephine "Josie"


Nice, Josie is my girlf's name.

Congrats

:beer:

Venom
25-08-2005, 17:33:38
So you're saying Josie is a whore's name?

MOBIUS
25-08-2005, 17:53:45
There I was set for my wise ass comment...

Congrats!

:beer:

Japher
25-08-2005, 17:54:39
Or Beta1 is a pedophile

mr.G
25-08-2005, 18:00:12
gimme back my banana you twat father you

fp
25-08-2005, 18:07:00
Hurrah! :beer:

Japher
25-08-2005, 18:08:53
she kept me up til 3am last night... I was alright with that.

mr.G
25-08-2005, 18:21:46
wimp - wimper - japher

Spartak
25-08-2005, 19:28:33
Contgratulations. say goodbye to sleep.

Oerdin
25-08-2005, 20:28:09
Originally posted by Japher
she kept me up til 3am last night... I was alright with that.

Give it a few days. ;)

Caligastia
25-08-2005, 21:19:21
Originally posted by Japher
Cali is having a boy too... Due yesterday. I had already offered her up to his boy, but let the bidding begin!

What's a typical dowry these days in Ohio?:coolgrin:

Japher
25-08-2005, 21:20:05
A helmet full of chili and naked pictures of Bea Arthur

Caligastia
25-08-2005, 21:25:20
You want naked pics of Bea Arthur? ...I've changed my mind...:p

zmama
26-08-2005, 11:15:16
Oh congrats Japher!

What a pretty Josie :)

MDA
26-08-2005, 11:48:21
Its a good name, makes me think of The Outlaw Josie Wales.

Provost Harrison
26-08-2005, 12:52:41
Congratulations, but really, they all look the damn same immediately after they've popped out ;)

Tizzy
30-08-2005, 09:32:14
Congrats! :beer:

mr.G
30-08-2005, 10:20:35
http://www.bentfabrication.com/images/art/pram.6.a1.jpg

MDA
30-08-2005, 12:06:14
Oh, the huge manatee!

MDA
30-08-2005, 12:07:46
.

Mr. Bas
30-08-2005, 12:23:25
Missed this... Congrats, Japher! :beer: