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Scabrous Birdseed
23-08-2005, 17:21:21
I'm in hungary. I forgot to say.

Will be back sporadically before september. Give me Budapest tips.

23-08-2005, 17:47:51
are you hungry?

23-08-2005, 18:28:38
It's traditional in Budapest to punch mothers in the left tit.

23-08-2005, 18:40:05
jesjes and to show your dick at policemen

Lazarus and the Gimp
23-08-2005, 19:11:26
Poke a golf-ball up your bum.

23-08-2005, 20:24:59
and behead an Eskimo

24-08-2005, 11:30:28
Just drink a lot of beer, that's what Funko and friends did.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
24-08-2005, 11:48:51
Eat cherry soup and lots of creamy pastries and yummy coffee and go to the Turkish bathhouses and sweat a lot.

Oh, and the Fine Arts museum too.

30-08-2005, 09:42:17
And their red wine is surprisingly good.

30-08-2005, 10:38:02
and red?

30-08-2005, 10:39:31
If it wasn't red it would be more surprising

30-08-2005, 10:42:37
jesjes it is, like the red wine is surprisingly yellow

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-08-2005, 11:35:22
Why does red wine turn yellow after you drink it? Where does the redness go?

30-08-2005, 11:41:40
Into your nose.

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-08-2005, 11:43:43
Fab. Can you dilute the nasal redness by drinking more white wine and vodka?

Do brown-nosers drink Guinness?

30-08-2005, 11:44:43
You have to apply the wine directly to the nose after drinking the red.

I think brown-nosers are very complimentary to their bosses and their bosses don't wipe their bottoms very well.