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Gary
22-08-2005, 11:40:05
Stumbled across this one, which amuses me (well it's a slow day at the office ;)) (http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/sacrifice.html)

Drekkus
22-08-2005, 11:42:56
Goddamn you Gary, even your links are like long posts.

Gary
22-08-2005, 11:55:15
Out of the mouths of babes ... (http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/freewill.html)

It's just so well put ;)

Drekkus
22-08-2005, 12:20:44
at least provide a summary, please.

Gary
22-08-2005, 12:30:45
Summarise a whole site ?!?!? :eek:

Go, wallow, enjoy :D

Gary
22-08-2005, 12:33:07
Summary : It's about hyperdiscordia.

Funko
22-08-2005, 12:36:21
Summary of that please.

Chris
22-08-2005, 12:46:08
Its sucks and its boring.

Gary
22-08-2005, 12:49:19
You has lost all sense of humour :p

I Tell You: One must
still have chaos in one
to give birth to a
dancing star!
-Nietzsche

THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS (THE PENTABARF)
The PENTABARF was discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud in the Fifth Year of The Caterpillar. He found them carved in gilded stone, while building a sun deck for his cave, but their import was lost for they were written in a mysterious cypher. However, after 10 weeks & 11 hours of intensive scrutiny he discerned that the message could be read by standing on his head and viewing it upside down.

KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH!
I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.
II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.

III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).

IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.

V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.

IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA! PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED.

Test Question from Topanga Cabal The Twelve Famous Buddha Minds School: If they are our brothers, how come we can't eat them?

Chris
22-08-2005, 12:51:47
Told ya.