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JM^3
21-08-2005, 06:10:53
we hvae a fire in our backyeard

I just rescued a peice of the porch that had been broken off from the fire (it is a little blacked, but I think could be nailed back in place)

but I Think we need something else to burn

JM

Koshko
21-08-2005, 06:38:31
Try a strip club

Greg W
21-08-2005, 06:50:46
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire...
We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn...
Burn motherfucker, burn...

devilmunchkin
21-08-2005, 07:37:19
what about stealing it from neighbors?

devilmunchkin
21-08-2005, 07:37:42
or better yet...go steal palates from Home Depot

Greg W
21-08-2005, 07:42:27
Actually, why not rip wood from your neighbour's houses, and burn that? And if they complain, well, chuck them on the fire as well.

Ah, we're so helpful here at CG. :D

JM^3
21-08-2005, 07:43:40
Originally posted by devilmunchkin
what about stealing it from neighbors?

did that

JM
(well, my freinds thought it was being thrown out)

Oerdin
21-08-2005, 07:47:02
Originally posted by devilmunchkin
or better yet...go steal palates from Home Depot

We used to steal palates to burn all the time. You just drive around the various business parks and you'd find palates to make bonfires out of.

JM^3
21-08-2005, 07:48:48
that may have be done also

JM

devilmunchkin
21-08-2005, 07:59:03
Go steal the wood from homeless guys on the beech who have all the extra palates.

KrazyHorse@home
21-08-2005, 08:59:00
To clarify:

Palate:

http://yalenewhavenhealth.org/library/healthguide/en-us/images/media/medical/hw/nd551248.jpg

Pallet:

http://www.sinesandco.com.au/images/pallet-l.jpg

KrazyHorse@home
21-08-2005, 09:01:25
Also:

Beech:

http://www.hubbardbrook.org/yale/watersheds/w6/tree-quiz-stop/beech-bark-with-aphids-400.jpg

Beach:

http://pinker.wjh.harvard.edu/photos/cape_cod/images/Longnook%20Beach%20north.jpg

JM^3
21-08-2005, 09:20:59
this thread just started making more sense

and, I think I am going to bed

fire is out

JM

Diss
21-08-2005, 09:21:38
Originally posted by Koshko
Try a strip club

I knew I would be too slow for this one.

The Norks
21-08-2005, 12:59:30
me too

Koshko
21-08-2005, 23:35:18
The thinking man's post.

alsieboo
21-08-2005, 23:54:04
Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
To clarify:

Palate:

http://yalenewhavenhealth.org/library/healthguide/en-us/images/media/medical/hw/nd551248.jpg

Pallet:

http://www.sinesandco.com.au/images/pallet-l.jpg

oh yet another reason I've always admired you kh

Provost Harrison
22-08-2005, 00:12:28
I have no shortage of wood in the morning ;)

Oerdin
22-08-2005, 00:25:46
Do you set it on fire?

KrazyHorse@home
22-08-2005, 00:49:22
Originally posted by alsieboo
oh yet another reason I've always admired you kh

It's hard not to...

devilmunchkin
22-08-2005, 03:49:20
hey..it was late...my spelling goes out the window after midnight.

self biased
22-08-2005, 04:14:50
and then she turns into a pumpkin. i've witnessed this.

KrazyHorse@home
22-08-2005, 04:15:29
Do you admire me too?

self biased
22-08-2005, 04:20:07
you're a stand up kinda guy, i guess

devilmunchkin
22-08-2005, 04:20:57
a pumpkin??? i think you were just overly drunk then :coolgrin:

self biased
22-08-2005, 04:24:38
:smiles: possibly... god i don't think i've had a hangover yet that could rival the one that i ahd when i picked you up from the airport...

devilmunchkin
22-08-2005, 04:52:11
oh really???

lol! i learn something new every day.

JM^3
22-08-2005, 06:12:21
a day where you don't learn something new isn't a day worth living

JM

RedFred
22-08-2005, 06:17:10
...but days you don't burn down your porch are better than the days you do.

MDA
22-08-2005, 11:54:06
You'd think you could find a couch on someone's porch to use for fuel - or an overturned car in the street. Must not be that type of campus.

zmama
22-08-2005, 12:21:06
I know one that is....


Yay! it's couch burning season again

Lurker the Second
22-08-2005, 13:10:01
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I have no shortage of wood in the morning ;)

Subtle or direct, you're still PHing.

Venom
22-08-2005, 13:29:51
Real homeowners know that you steal everything from construction sites.

KrazyHorse
22-08-2005, 16:05:28
Your trailer doesn't make you a homeowner, you dumb fuck.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
22-08-2005, 16:33:43
HOW TO RECOGNISE DIFFERENT TREES FROM QUITE A LONG WAY AWAY

http://shand.saskpower.com/images/greenhouse/seedguide/larch.gif

No. 1. The Larch.

http://shand.saskpower.com/images/greenhouse/seedguide/larch.gif

And now. No. 1. The Larch.

Funko
22-08-2005, 16:42:31
Shouldn't that be number 3. the larch?

Venom
22-08-2005, 17:26:56
Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Your trailer doesn't make you a homeowner, you dumb fuck.

Sure it does.

KrazyHorse
22-08-2005, 17:52:28
No, it makes you white trash. There's a difference...

Venom
22-08-2005, 18:18:01
But still a homeowner.

JM^3
22-08-2005, 18:19:32
the first home I can remember (slightly) was a trailer

JM